1. Adjectives include words like quick, brown, and
lazy, but does not include names of products, groups, or corporations which you dislike.
2. "I just ate a pasta that tasted like
shit. It was so McDonald'
s! Get it? McDonald'
s tastes like
shit so I turned it into an adjective describing the pasta which also tastes like
shit!"
"Dude, that joke is so Family Circus. HAHAHAH! I turned Family Circus into an adjective to describe your unfunny joke! Hot damn, I'm clever."
"Don't you mean to say 'Hot damn, I'm not Bush'?"
"No, because then someone would think I was stating that I'm not Bush, which, although true, does not show off the cleverness of turning famous proper nouns into adjectives for the hundredth time."
"Oops, I guess my advice was Tom
Green."
"Man, we wish we were Kurt Cobain."