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duke of earl 

Full title is King Duke Lord of Earl - formally known as the King of England.

Invaded Neath on two occaisons in 1799 and 1999, both unfortunately bad losses for the duke.

The duke is the Messiah but the High Sheriff has not yet realised this -yet!

I have already put into motion plans to invade the duchy of Glamorgan and kill the High Sheriff, and make myself ruler of all Britannia.

I will then proceed to take the Sheriffs Promised One - Kate Talbot - he may die of a broken heart - hopefully :)

The city of Port Davies will be sacked and I will relegate Aberavon RFC to the 5th division - making Neath champions forever. then i will turn over the universities to the control of the EU. mwha ha ha haaaaaa!!!!

Following on from this i will blow up the Blodwen Buildings and burn down margam castle. the guardians will be my lowest slaves - carying out my evil wills.

The most horrific of plan is yet to be divised but i think i may invade the free city of Neath and make it up into a great city with great universities with a retail centre to rival oxford street. the greatest part of this city will be Cadoxton where i build a brand new Neath Abbey for worship of English greatness.

The Melyn will be torn down and in its place i will create a huge motorway to take people from this terrible place to the great kingdom of Earl!

I will build on the supposedly golden great sands of the Aberavon beach fronts - making them my places of evil pleasure.
The Duke of Earl is great and all powerful
duke of earl by Duke of Earl February 8, 2005
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James Earl Jones (JEJ)

The act of fingering a female. From the Verizon slogan, let your fingers do the walking. Also known as yellow paging for the same reason.
JW said that Mandy he just met already let him James Earl Jones her.
James Earl Jones (JEJ) by GSS November 16, 2004

Grayson Earl 

very gay child who hates jews, blacks and all people of lgbtq+.
Person 1: I love penis
Person 2: YOU ARE LITERALL GRAYSON EARL
Grayson Earl by Nerald May 17, 2023

king earl 

A king earl is an extra large splif, made by cutting the gummed edges off rizla and attaching millions together. The word 'king earl' is generally used in london.
yo yo fil me king wit some skunk
king earl by gOtHs KiLl September 3, 2003

The Earl Grey

When your female companion's menstrual discharge coincides with vaginal sex and after climaxing you tea bag your female companion and she cleans the menstrual discharge off of your scrotum.
Since my girlfriend was being a raging bitch this week, I gave her The Earl Grey last night after we finished having sex.
The Earl Grey by britonjmac March 6, 2014

callin' cousin earl 

Oh no, Tim is in the bathroom callin' cousin earl.
callin' cousin earl by mattie coles September 28, 2005

Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot 

Derived from the Easy-E song 8 Ball, used to describe the ever so fascinating, yet peculiar Earl. Known to frequent some of the darkest dwellings known to man, not even the most valiant knobble savage would dare to perceive.
"Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot?"
"Yeah man, He was one a million"
"That kid is crazy"