Masturdbating 

Occurs when one masturbates whilst taking a massive shit, dump, or if you have a code brown.

"Yo Anita Dump, do you hear the faint rhythmic slapping noise coming from the bathroom?"

"Yeah Hugh Janus, I was wondering what that noise was..."

**FART-PLOP-POOPNOISES**

"Ugh, I think Johnson is masturdbating again..."

Masturdbating by Shho13 April 19, 2014

Masturexagerbate

when you mimic the movements of masturbation with a range of motion that's way bigger than your actual penis

"Hey Jerry, remember when Jeff demonstrated his distaste for Professor Keen by mimicking the movements of masturbation? Do you think his penis is really that big?"

"No way, man. Jeff masturexagerbates all the time."

Masturexagerbate by LoganRed April 16, 2016

masturdate 

A term that was first coined on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Masturdate is an intentional pun of masturbate. In this lewd yet satisfying activity, one will engage on an ordinary date with his/herself and with the objective to impress and please only themself. Usually, a successful masturdate is followed by myriad hours of masturbation.

Canada's Stop At Third Abstinence Program condones that more teenagers should embrace the pleasures of a masturdate without shame and with an intact dignity.

masturdate by shazzantbot January 11, 2006

Masturdriving 

To maturbate while driving. This is typically done on long, cross country trips to help pass the time. One must be cautious, as an ill-timed climax can lead to danger to oneself and to others on the road.

Jim: Dude, I got pulled over by a cop and fined $500.
Bill: What happened?
Jim: I was masturdriving down I-81 and the cop saw me.
Bill: Ah shit..

Masturdriving by TKJTG March 21, 2009

masturddiction 

Addicted to masturbation. In the habit of pleasuring oneself more often than normal.

I am suffering from masturddiction. I need to get myself off everyday!

masturddiction by coolheart February 11, 2014

masturbedroom 

Reclaimed use of the term "master bedroom," given that it is no longer socially acceptable to refer to the biggest bedroom in your house as a master bedroom (negative historical associations etc).

A masturbedroom is your own private sanctuary where you are free to self-love (with or without a partner), safe from being bothered by your dependents who inhabit the smaller bedrooms. A masturbedroom is a place where you can be an adult.

See "masturbasement."

"What are you up to this weekend?"
"Well, the wife and kids are gone, visiting her mother. I think I'm just gonna relax in my masturbedroom."
"Great plan, I'm jealous."

masturbedroom by adribt March 17, 2022

Masturdebatable 

Debating what pornographic movie/video to watch when preparing to masturbate.

It was masturdebatable whether to watch "Ass Jacked at Cock Point" or "Back Door Sluts 18"

Masturdebatable by Apell May 10, 2010