2 definitions by adribt
Reclaimed use of the term "master bedroom," given that it is no longer socially acceptable to refer to the biggest bedroom in your house as a master bedroom (negative historical associations etc).
A masturbedroom is your own private sanctuary where you are free to self-love (with or without a partner), safe from being bothered by your dependents who inhabit the smaller bedrooms. A masturbedroom is a place where you can be an adult.
See "masturbasement."
A masturbedroom is your own private sanctuary where you are free to self-love (with or without a partner), safe from being bothered by your dependents who inhabit the smaller bedrooms. A masturbedroom is a place where you can be an adult.
See "masturbasement."
"What are you up to this weekend?"
"Well, the wife and kids are gone, visiting her mother. I think I'm just gonna relax in my masturbedroom."
"Great plan, I'm jealous."
"Well, the wife and kids are gone, visiting her mother. I think I'm just gonna relax in my masturbedroom."
"Great plan, I'm jealous."
by adribt March 17, 2022
"After I said no to Pfizer and Moderna, my reward was having an ICU nurse put a freedom tube down my throat."
by adribt September 21, 2021