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rule 69 of sex 

The rule that states that you are not allowed to put high fructose corn syrup in a woman’s vagina during sex.
Joe Bob: Last night was so good with Michelle! I put high fructose corn syrup in her pussy and it acted as a lube!

Brody: Oh shiiiit that violates Rule 69 of sex!
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When two police officers park their cruisers with driver's window to driver's window and waste tax dollars by spending all day idling and bullshitting with each other.
Deputies Dipshit and Assmunch spend all day cop 69ing in the Krispy Kreme parking lot! What a fucking waste!
Cop 69 by liquidt007 October 9, 2010

flying 69 

Oral sex position that has the guy hold the girl upside down with his head between her legs and her head between his legs each sucking the other.
They had a pretty hot flying 69.
flying 69 by Thomas and R January 13, 2008

Standing 69 Cartwheel 

A sexual move often performed by gymnasts or dancers. It involves both partners in the Standing 69 position usually with the lighter partner backwards. The standing partner proceeds with cartwheels until he or she hits a wall. This often results with both partners simultaneously tightening their jaws on the recieving partners genitals, which ultimately leads to severed genitals and/or severe cuts.
My favorite position is the Standing 69 Cartwheel it won me a talent show ribbon and I found out my peni can hold up 130 pounds HOLLA AT ME

Square root of 69 

Drake: "The square root of 69 is ate something..."

Aerial! 69 

1. an awesome band from baytown.

2. when you 69 in a non-gravity area
1. man Aerial! 69 was awesome!!

2. dude i did the 69 while we went to that indoor skydiving place
Aerial! 69 by Aerial! 69 July 5, 2009