Fructose 

D-Fructose is the sweetest sugar known to exist and fructose is used when you want to describe someone who is absolutely adorable . They’re so sweet it’s actually unbelievable. They’re always one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet and a blessing to the universe . Thank your lucky stars if you’ve found a fructose because that is all you need .

This girl is such a fructose .

Fructose by Your favorite fructose December 11, 2021

Fructose 

Sugar component found in seminal fluids that allows sperm to be motile.

better drink your juice to get your fructose counts up hay rob.
rob- 'its ok there high enough as it is, my girlfriend is overseas'

Fructose by j bocca June 25, 2008

fructose 

1. gay

2. sickeningly sweet

3. to scam someone with excessive niceness

I think that guy is fructose.
She's being really fructose with me.

fructose by slydude36 April 4, 2010

fructose 

it's sugar, you idiot hahaha
alright, so I had to ask my roomate what it was

I am eating animal crackers while writing this and guess what: high fructose corn syrup

fructose by Shep420 September 9, 2006

fructose 

1.something that you always see mentioned with "corn" and "syrup".

2.a term used when you're realllllllllly angry; can be used as a verb with many different meanings

1.look on the back of any snack food and youll see "high fructose corn syrup"

2.I'M g0nna g0 FRUCTOSE him up!11

fructose by Obi July 13, 2003

fructose father 

another way to say ‘sugar daddy.’

“he wanted me to be his... sugar daddy...but he never really asks for anything. at this point we’re just having major kinky sex.”

“woah woah, back up.”

“to which part? the kinky sex?”

“no the fructose father part.”

fructose father by psychosunflower May 21, 2018

Fructose Beard 

A fleshy, saggy, pouch-like formation under the chin caused by overconsumption of highly processed, fructose-laden snack foods. A fructose beard obscures the natural jawline and renders the victim's face shapeless and lacking in definition.

Honey Boo-Boo's mom is sporting a serious fructose beard.

Fructose Beard by barfstormman1 August 30, 2013