gut orgasm

state of eye-rolling back bliss for the stomach upon eating some kind of food prepared in an extraordinary manner. this state can "pert near" smoke a sexual orgasm! of course, the taste buds do play somewhat of a part in this, as they partner with the stomach to administer the 'swoon'.

"The way to a man's (probably woman's, too!) heart is through the stomach!" -this "old wive tale" makes me go, huh?? to this day; but does hold a bit of truth when eating some magic food. -a whole lot safer and cleaner too, politically as well as health-wise than sex. -we old people 'get-off' via the stomach, seeing how sex is either unavailable and/or such a pandora's box!!

barry block parked the dump truck, got him a turd on a roll; n' had him a gut orgasm!

celestina had some broccoli flavored tofu and had herself a gut orgasm

mike foolsley had him some dark chaw clit (chocolate) n' hadda him a gut orgasm!

gut orgasm by michael foolsley January 29, 2010

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gatorgasm

(adjective)
the high intense feeling you get when drinking a gatorade.

johnny got the biggest gatorgasm after taking a sip of the newest gatorade flavor.

gatorgasm by Chingcho Chong May 23, 2007

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Gatorgasm

that gag you do before exhaling when smoking a gatorbeug and the cone was a little too big

that cone was huge bro haha i came so hard that gatorgasm was insane

Gatorgasm by ryderhill January 29, 2024

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Gatorgasm

1. noun
When you drink Gatorade and you suck up so much that you can’t breathe and then it feels really good so you call it a gatorgasm.

2.noun
When you fuck an alligator and cum.

1. Hold on I need to catch my breath…having a gatorgasm.

2. When the gator grips your dick and death rolls…that’s when I have a gatorgasm.

Gatorgasm by Fatcunt_1 July 27, 2025

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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