Nosaj

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A young virgin that recently became pregant;a small weiner; a supporter of Larry;

the foreskin of a donkey dick that ha ben recently chowed and shat on.

Yeah my dog brought a Nosaj home yesterday and I smelt like rotten ham with jelly attached.

(a girl talking) Yeah i was with Billy last night and he had a Nosaj.

Nosaj by frankier reddington February 1, 2009

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nosaj syndrome

A critical condition in which a guy likes to whack his dick off of inanimate objects, such as household appliances, steering wheels, tables, etc.

My boyfriend keeps whacking his dick off of the kitchen table, I think he has Nosaj syndrome!

nosaj syndrome by SeñorSauce June 18, 2017

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Nosaj Sellet

A little juicy man with big tits. His bawls reek of dirty pussy and wet saliva but it makes me cum every time.

Nosaj Sellet is d

Nosaj Sellet by Cooper Hamilton June 7, 2023

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Nosejerk

Chris Fehn's hawt way of jerking in public, using the nose of his mask.

Hannah: "OMG, Kaitlyn! Chris Fehn is doing the nosejerk!"
Kaitlyn: "OMG, Hannah! He's jerking that nose!"

Nosejerk by OmfgChrisFehnNoseJerk August 22, 2011

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nosara

A town in Costa Rica that has no power and no water. No"sara" is Spanish for no infrastructure and overpriced land.

During the storm, the power went out and I felt like I was in Nosara.

nosara by toesinthesand879 May 4, 2022

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nosejamming

To place the foreskin of an erected penis over a willing partners nose. Ejaculating will then occur into the nostrils.

The person then is to bring up the semen once it's travelled down through the nose into the throat.

Judy was suffering from a cold. She wasn't feeling very horny. Her partner Jeffrey decide to help clear her sinuses & get some much needed sexual release by nosejamming Judy.

nosejamming by Ingie April 13, 2018

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nosatroned

When a person becomes overcome by the effects of nitrous oxide. Comes from the latin 'nosatroned' meaning nosatroned.

Hey did you see nat at the weekend?
Yeah he looked fucked bro.
He was absolutely nosatroned!!!

nosatroned by larrydrain February 2, 2019

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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