To place the foreskin of an erected penis over a willing partners nose. Ejaculating will then occur into the nostrils.
The person then is to bring up the semen once it's travelled down through the nose into the throat.
Judy was suffering from a cold. She wasn't feeling very horny. Her partner Jeffrey decide to help clear her sinuses & get some much needed sexual release by nosejamming Judy.
To expel air forcibly from the mouth and nose in an explosive, spasmodic involuntary action resulting chiefly from irritation of the nasal mucous membrane.
"I was walking through a field, enjoying the warm summer breeze gently slithering around my shirtless body. Finally I had reached the peak of my journey and suddenly out of nowhere, I had this tremendous urge to nosejaculate, I did. And it was everywhere. :)
Nosatal Pills = No Ass At All Pills. You say this when you see a girl who has no ass but is otherwise hot (ugly girls are ugly so therefore they don't need the pills to have no ass).
Damn! Did you see that new girl today? She was hot, but it looks like she's taking Nosatal Pills.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!