schmoig 

The weird kid that eats whatever he can get

Do you see that schmoig eating the paper towels?

schmoig by Jaquavion Kendrick March 17, 2021

Schmoil 

A catch all term for having sex, being intoxicated, or generally taking an L; A synonym for fuck

Bro, I'm sorry I schmoiled you so hard in front of your girlfriend last night when I mentioned your side hoe.

It's ok, bro. You were pretty schmoiled.

Man, that exam seriously schmoiled my GPA.

Schmoil by GrandpaJim December 24, 2019

Shmoigel 

1. A basket of green fruit, but not pears, as pears are forbidden
2. A small, slightly annoying human who enjoys the pleasures of Minecraft and stale jokes

Hey, have a shmoigel on the house!

Oi you, shut up you shmoigel

Shmoigel by Jeff shreeves June 10, 2017

Schmoigle 

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.

Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!

Schmoigle by Andrew Lennon Shepard April 21, 2011

Schmigly 

Used in place of an individual's name that you cannot remember at the moment.

"Okay so we'll meet for dinner at my house and you can finally meet Schmigly."

"What a great sandwich, thank Schmigly for me."

"You, me, and Bob can work on the details of the project while Ted and Schmigly begin the basic wireframes."

Schmigly by GeeViss April 10, 2013

Shmoigle 

A basket of green coloured fruit except for pears (they are forbidden) that you give to the eldest Jewish son on his birthday

I gave a shmoigle to my Jewish neighbour for their birthday

Shmoigle by ILovePinappleJuice69 August 29, 2019

schmig affiliate

someone who sucks both at life and at affiliate marketing

"Don't waste your time on that schmig affiliate"

schmig affiliate by schmigstoppa January 10, 2010