Skip to main content

Definitions by von groovy

epic font front 

the act of changing the font of a texted message to emphasize how important what is being communicated
Shannon could not understand that Meghan's message did not switch to an epic font front when she told her that Meghan's granny died going down on Meghan's boyfriend.
epic font front by von groovy June 22, 2019

social "just us" glory whore 

A person who only views social issues from their side and always tries to get all the attention for themselves and not the issue.
Ceci would not shut up about how the social injustice of racism negatively impacted her commute to work and how she has worked to make things better for everyone. She was viewed as a social "just us" glory whore by those she claimed to defend but refused to give a ride to on her way to work - she wouldn't let them in her car.

candybar bark 

the sound a person makes when a frozen candybar is surprisingly shoved inside a delicate part of their body
Mandy was enjoying the latest Marvel movie when Albert slipped a Snicker through her shorts and out came the candybar bark!!
candybar bark by von groovy June 14, 2019

at least i'm not 

The phrase people use when feeling bad about their life when ompared to their friend who is recognized as the loser of the crew.
Angie was really upset over her life and then said at least I'm not Cheryl...

handtasy 

Using your hand to fulfill a fantasy. Masturbation.
Barry saw a hottie who smelled like raspberries and he looked at his right hand and knew a handtasy was happening.
handtasy by von groovy June 9, 2019

shunbathing 

This is what happens when people wear poor fitting swimwear and they're really out of shape and instead of relaxing in some rays they're ridiculed by all who can see.
Lance and Sara went to the beach where the shunbathing was constant.
shunbathing by von groovy June 9, 2019

interwent 

A way to explain how you've wasted 87 minutes of your life online with nothing gained from it.
Dan: "i thought you'd be here at 8?!?"

Diane"i interwent. I'm here now. Get over it."
interwent by von groovy June 9, 2019