The act of masturbating to more traditional stimuli instead of whatever is supposed to be technologically current.
Dino: Hey, where's Stan?
Karl: We won't see him for days. He got his vintage porn stills in the mail yesterday. He'll be tradsturbating to the point of dehydration.
Dino: I wish he'd just do internet image searches daily instead of these binges.
Karl: He's a traditionalist, Dino! A real class act!!
Karl: We won't see him for days. He got his vintage porn stills in the mail yesterday. He'll be tradsturbating to the point of dehydration.
Dino: I wish he'd just do internet image searches daily instead of these binges.
Karl: He's a traditionalist, Dino! A real class act!!
by von groovy May 21, 2017
That certain someone who is so manipulative, conniving, negative, and untrustworthy that you are still surprised by her ability to be THAT bitch!
Lilly: "Did you hear about Cassandra yesterday? With Nate and then with his girl? Wow! I mean WOW!"
Kenzie: "You are surprised?! Girl, oh she is THAT bitch! Stay away. I do."
Lilly: "But she's my Mom..."
Kenzie: "You are surprised?! Girl, oh she is THAT bitch! Stay away. I do."
Lilly: "But she's my Mom..."
by von groovy July 12, 2024
Unless your making pickles, cucumbers are not crucial so this is a saying when you declare something as not necessary.
As Mary was getting ready for her job interview, she realized that she had neglected to brush up on her Spanish. As this job required no language other than French, she calmed herself and realized her concerns were as crucial as cucumbers.
by von groovy August 09, 2024
This term is clearly the sound that people who are asking "why" utter when they want to be annoying. It's awesome as it show's how much they are bothered. Never provide an answer.
Connor: "Okay, so we can't get the tacos and we can't get to the concert. I'm totally broke. I's sorry."
Brooke: whyyyyuhhh?!?!?
Connor: "I just told you. That's all I have. Live with it. Or don't."
Brooke: whyyyyuhhh?!?!?
Connor: "I just told you. That's all I have. Live with it. Or don't."
by von groovy September 13, 2024
Hand-clapping, interrupting, yelling, & pointing fingers- Four behaviors that stupid people do when trying to win an argument. They look like fools.
Caleb: "Did you see Phil's granny on the news?"
Josh: "She was gettin' HIYP!"
Caleb: "All over some curly fries in the drive thru..."
Josh: "She was gettin' HIYP!"
Caleb: "All over some curly fries in the drive thru..."
by von groovy June 08, 2019
A statement you must tell yourself whenever you think about something that elicits any sort of feeling. This is a reminder that all of this living is whatever we want it to be.
Gbemisola: "What seems to be the problem?"
Erika: "I think people may not like me as much as I'd like them too."
Gbemisola: "Well, I am not one of them. Regardless, smile, nothing matters."
Erika: "You're right. This is all a joke anyway."
Erika: "I think people may not like me as much as I'd like them too."
Gbemisola: "Well, I am not one of them. Regardless, smile, nothing matters."
Erika: "You're right. This is all a joke anyway."
by von groovy June 20, 2024
Yet another positive term referencing pussy. There's always treasure inside to be discovered and the treasure you may find should be in giving her pleasure.
Shamus: "So, how'd it go with Lilly last night? Did she suck you off, bro?"
Noel: "Why do I even talk to you...No, she did not. I spent the evening exploring her treasure cave with many a tool I was born with. It was fantastic! Hearing her expressing ecstasy is so awesome! Is your hand still cramped up, you tosser?!"
Noel: "Why do I even talk to you...No, she did not. I spent the evening exploring her treasure cave with many a tool I was born with. It was fantastic! Hearing her expressing ecstasy is so awesome! Is your hand still cramped up, you tosser?!"
by von groovy July 06, 2024