Urban Dictionary: Definitions by rhyno

one eyed purple yogurt slinger

The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.

She was suckin on my one eyed purple yogurt slinger last night man.

the process of taking a monstrous shit causing severe rectal pain and bloodiness and missing the bowl/urinal

man, i had to run to the can to drop a mulville

mulville by rhyno June 9, 2003

to describe when something isnt going anywhere and it has no potential to improve in life

Mang, hows the party so far?

This party's going Ho-where

Ho-where? by Rhyno June 6, 2003

when you go out in a car in a quest to cause damage to other people's property, namely a mailbox

lets go for an el destructo tour to knobby's mailbox

man i rumpelforeskinned her good last night

a person with a father of chinese origin

check out that niza, his girlfriend has big asian breasts ala-phil loubier

niza by Rhyno June 6, 2003

the pulling apart of either an old or highly used pussy.

I spread her grilled cheese sandwich and to my surprise i found a waffle.