pipesucker's definitions
A volcanal is when you suddenly develop an uncontrollable bout of hot bubbly farts. This is usually the result of eating hot spicy food. They aren't loud but they stink to high heaven. It is pronounced volkaynal.
I was so embarrassed the other day. I was standing in a queue when I developed a volcanal. Everybody was looking at each other wondering who it was.
by pipesucker February 26, 2018
Get the Volcanalmug. An octopussarian is an elderly male in his eighties who constantly keeps thinking of sex. If capable a man with this condition would desire to have physical sex as well. It is sometimes referred to as octopussarianism.
My grandad has been warned several times in the nursing home to stop pestering some of the elderly ladies for sex. it would appear that he's turned into an octopussarian.
by pipesucker May 23, 2018
Get the octopussarianmug. I told my girlfriend that her full-on blow job, was the most pleasurable experience that my fillet had ever had.
by pipesucker February 13, 2018
Get the Filletmug. A ringbinder is medicine exactly the opposite of a laxative. It is taken during very severe bouts of diarrhoea to make your shit solid again.
Could you go to the chemist for me and get me a ringbinder. I feel I could shit through the eye of a needle
by pipesucker March 3, 2018
Get the ringbindermug. A beanbuster is when it is freezing cold and a mans testicles almost vanish back inside him. His scrotum also shrinks to the size of a walnut.
when I went swimming in the sea last week it was so cold I couldn't find my balls. It was a real beanbuster.
by pipesucker May 8, 2018
Get the beanbustermug. A flange warmer is a persons butt crack. It is spread wide to accommodate a mans penis to keep it warm in bed during the winter months. It is more effective if the butt cheeks are gently clenched to retain heat.
I had such a cold cock last night I couldn't wait to get into bed and get my boyfriend to give me a flange warmer.
by pipesucker May 8, 2018
Get the flange warmermug.