pipesucker's definitions

spit baby

A spit baby is woman who loves to spit on a blokes cock and balls when she's giving him a blow job. The reason she does this is to keep things well lubed. It also helps to prevent the inside of his foreskin from getting too sore.

I went out with a girl the other night who gave me a fantastic blow job, she was a real spit baby.

by pipesucker May 8, 2018

ringbinder

A ringbinder is medicine exactly the opposite of a laxative. It is taken during very severe bouts of diarrhoea to make your shit solid again.

Could you go to the chemist for me and get me a ringbinder. I feel I could shit through the eye of a needle

by pipesucker March 3, 2018

flaccitude

Flaccitude is the state of being tired and at the same time being unable to get an erection. The combination of the two problems together, would strongly suggest that you were suffering from this condition.

Ever since I caught the flu, I've had no energy at all. It seems I can't even get the hard on anymore. I feel pretty certain that I'm suffering from flaccitude.

by pipesucker March 9, 2018

double bubble

A double bubble is where you just can't stop farting and burping at the same time. This is very often caused through eating spicy food and drinking lots of gassy larger.

I had a brilliant Indian last night followed by five pints of lager. When I got home I just couldn't stop burping and farting. It was the worst double bubble I'd had for ages.

by pipesucker March 11, 2018

noseblind

noseblind is when a person fancies somebody so much they just want to have sex with them whatever. It doesn't even matter if they they stink. They would completely ignore it just to get there way with them.

I met this smashing girl last week, when we got back to my place I noticed that she had bad breath and her fanny wasn't any better either. I didn't care, i just had to shag her. I'd gone completely noseblind.

by pipesucker March 20, 2018

Fillet

The inside of the foreskin when fully pulled back

I told my girlfriend that her full-on blow job, was the most pleasurable experience that my fillet had ever had.

by pipesucker February 13, 2018