13 definitions by pipesucker
I told my girlfriend that her full-on blow job, was the most pleasurable experience that my fillet had ever had.
by pipesucker February 13, 2018
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Flaccitude is the state of being tired and at the same time being unable to get an erection. The combination of the two problems together, would strongly suggest that you were suffering from this condition.
Ever since I caught the flu, I've had no energy at all. It seems I can't even get the hard on anymore. I feel pretty certain that I'm suffering from flaccitude.
by pipesucker March 08, 2018
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A flange warmer is a persons butt crack. It is spread wide to accommodate a mans penis to keep it warm in bed during the winter months. It is more effective if the butt cheeks are gently clenched to retain heat.
I had such a cold cock last night I couldn't wait to get into bed and get my boyfriend to give me a flange warmer.
by pipesucker February 26, 2018
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A bumball is where someone has gone for a shit which it is on the soggy side. With the over use of lavatory paper many pieces break off and roll up into little balls, very often landing on the toilet floor.
I was busting for a poo the other day and had to dash in to the nearest public loo. Unfortunately the place hadn't been cleaned for ages and the floor was littered with bumballs.
by pipesucker March 24, 2018
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a jonnycock is very often associated with elderly men. It is a condition caused through old age. The penis will have shrunk, but the foreskin will have remained the same. It will often resemble a baggy used condom.
I feel sorry for my grandad. It seems like he has developed a jonnycock. It is so pronounced he could keep his loose change in there.
by pipesucker February 28, 2018
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A volcanal is when you suddenly develop an uncontrollable bout of hot bubbly farts. This is usually the result of eating hot spicy food. They aren't loud but they stink to high heaven. It is pronounced volkaynal.
I was so embarrassed the other day. I was standing in a queue when I developed a volcanal. Everybody was looking at each other wondering who it was.
by pipesucker February 25, 2018
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