Fucking Cartoon

"Dr." Kent Hovind as I had called him this via my facebook page. Noted as Eric posted, "The swearing. Not Cool."

The now hilarious crack became the taunt of human-dinosaur coexistence dogma. As "Flintstones Christianity" and "Cartoon Theology" emerged from the joke as it came from the barrage of tumblr posts I did. I had seen his followers attempt to use Answers in Genesis as a website to refute me as I was using real science websites and the local CBS affiliate which did an article about The Tully Monster fossil at Mazon Creek in Grundy County. Shrews sent me sketch of this after writing my crossover into Science Fiction the first time.

The actual exchanges became the FictionPress biting science fiction satire, The Thing That One Finds based from Forbes, a thesis I found on Academia.edu which deconstructed the thesis from the pseudo-college Patriot University as Rational Wiki also chronicled. I had pointed out I was an accidental curator of a museum in print as I coined the terms "Museum of Nothing" and "Bullshit Museum" as these alleged creation "science" museums are.
Eric Hovind via "Dr." Kent Hovind's page, "As for the swearing. Not cool"

Me -- "Kent, if you believe humans and dinosaurs co-existed it would not look like the Flintstones but more like Carnosaur, you Fucking Cartoon."

I went to the YouTube video page where "Yer a Fucktard" video is hosted, my comment "He's a fucking cartoon" as the creator was cracking up because I was fresh from making the crack on Hovind's facebook page via my own public page as a comment. Oh shit, Uneducated Huckster blocked me twice -- first on facebook then on twatter oh that's cute :laughing: go to a community college and take a few real science classes huckster. The barbs on Creation "Science" Evangelism's facebook page became darker and edgier as I invoked jokes referring to Richard Matheson and H. P. Lovecraft as the setup for the zing at the King James Version Only offspring. Implying going to one of their Independent Baptist church services with Richard Matheson's book "Nightmare At 20,000 Feet" and opening to the story called The Children of Noah. The Call of Cthulhu reference got some howls. Some in horror circles noted, "Not even Turtle Boy had the stones to do that. And even funnier you invoked controversy just for laughs."

Two Ton Anvil cracks, "You just love poking a stick in a hornets nest." Even more howls ensue from the heavy metal community as I pulled out Iron Maiden's myspace playlist on the tumblr post with the Ken Ham vs. Bill Nye debate.
by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018
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Educated Everyman

A character that the Cabbie Homicide author coined when he does metafiction and real person fiction at his own expense as he does the style known as Real Person Horror (there are rules in the form as don't kill the real person off because they might have a sick fuck inspired by this. See stalker as those who are MarySue might wonder if this is a variation of the development. The character is usually had some college or self-educated (ie attended a community college) and well versed in unexplored subject matter as the roots come from Western Philosophy. As this is often stems from the roots of Amateur Sleth and Philosophical literature; as it's an archtype drawn from problem novels and modeled after Wes Craven's research for material sometimes coming up with subject matter from the same source material but not plagiarism. The character is modeled from Richard Matheson's horror output as he uses real places and real neighborhoods -- a variation of the badass normal coined by TVTropes. The character is a blue collar but transplanted into academia as the origins come from GlendaleHeights and CarolStream. Such characters are a combination of book and street smart as the character is common with urban fiction.
What is an Educated Everyman? The heavy metal pastor who weighed in on the King James Only Movement is the archetype for this character when they're much older. TVTropes would consider the archetype of the Greek philosopher Aesop but minus the funny talking animals. What ever you do, just don't steal their walkman in Cabrini Green because they will give you chase at full sprint.
by illinoishorrorman February 13, 2018
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Gassing

The act when an inmate is chimpazeeing fecal matter at a prison guard. When in mainstream media it's noted that the young and old are gassed by chimpazees. blogtroll might imply a childish insult but when one points out that "Dr." Dino might been gassed in prison for insulting their intelligence.
The ex-fiancee insults The Cabbie Homicide as he implied an insult that she engaged in the practice known as "gassing" in a prison setting. It's known where the inmate uses his own human waste as a weapon taking a cue from other primates in captivity.
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The Fundamentalist Fundie

A facebook page of a 1611 Speak Fundie that buys into the Flood Geology and pushes the academia from those who went to Pensacola Bible College as academic insight. He was caught slandering Bloodgood in facebook chat with The Cabbie Homicide writer and The Ethereal Gazette publisher. Noted for peddling his group -- GENESIS: Origin of Truth as he sees the Genesis creation narrative as literal as it's supposed to be seen as allegory. He's a noted Young Earth Creationist in the vein of Fucking Cartoon and Uneducated Huskster. He is a member of the group, Kent Hovind: the Man, the Ministry, and the Message.
Since the wordpress blog known as the light blue blog in 2014, did "King James Only Examined" a sub-sect of the Fundie website Creation Liberty Evangelism and the follower of that group, The Fundamentalist Fundie who is a King James Only meme based cybervangelist who pushes a true willful ignorance.

Noted for starting a public fight with An Eye In Shadows author and trying to parrot, James 3:8 at him as he pulled "Your timing really sucks donkey dick" as he yanked out a photograph giving the highway salute. The insufferable asshole is known to have more than one facebook account with the same name. As revealed he is active with several groups such as Independent Fundamental Baptist KJB Bible Believers.
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fannish fabulist

A fan fiction writer who operates as a gossip blogger pretending to be a biographer of those they flat out hate and actively screw over. One step away from being a plagiarist as they tend to piss off publishers and authors alike. See real person fiction fan writers are often hostile when it comes to creative nonfiction writers as there are gossip bloggers who a comment asked, "What exactly is creative non-fiction? Is it non-fiction or something you just pull out of your ass based on something that really happened?" Fannish fabulists see narrativejournalism as a dirty word as the sources will sometimes take years to emerge as gossip blogger and failed publisher Bandersnatch Books founder took an active bowel movement on The Cabbie Homicide.
A creative nonfiction writer outted the Queen of Gargoyle Fanfiction as a fannish fabulist in 2008 when she covered for a known debacle.
by illinoishorrorman January 14, 2018
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Pug

Shortened last name of a horror author from the Latter Day Saint front who retorted to me with "Eat my pussy asswipe" when I asked him how could he be a practicing Mormon and an open donut puncher. My response was a self-deprecation crack which implies he wasn't born with one and no I wasn't going to suck below his waste nor was I going to toss his salad. A Motley Vision has an interview of him from 02/04/2010 where he speaks of being a "totally queer Mormon, but celibate." As this was from a quote on Wikipedia.org, Latter Day Saints and Assemblies of God are noted for being frequent verbal sparring partners -- as some of the barbs would borrow from the 1991, thrash metal mindscrew track "A Dog's Breakfast" as we point out that their founder is a womanizing con man who practiced folk magick and has roots in Freemasonry. When engaging Latter Day Saints employ modern translations such as The New Living or The Voice; then wham line with the "drink your own piss and eat your own dung" referring to the King James Version entries.
The Lovecraft E-Zine was torqued over my critical remark relating to "Pug" as its noted that I got a Jello Eating Bunny cussing me out for seeing a contradiction in their teachings. I would had pissed them off to the core calling The Book of Morom a work of King James Version alternate history published fanfiction. The editor in the e-mail, "I am normally a nice guy but with your comment, congratulations you're the editor who successfully pissed me off."
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Uneducated Huckster

Rational Wiki coined this one to Eric Hovind.

1.) If you preach that human and dinosaur coexisted then you're a fucking idiot.

2.) Someone who attended Jackson Hole Bible College

3.) A student from the Independent Baptist college system as they were revealed to be snake oil salesman.

4.) a home-schooller who cites "Dr." Kent Hovind as an educator and pulls a scripture barrage from the King James Version when they were refuted by a theistic evolutionist without spouting every other word and using their own blog articles as well as writings from the observations they made when science points out a much older earth. When Pat Robertson made the remark, "let's not make a joke of ourselves as there's no way the earth is 6000 years old."
Someone who saw my exchange on Creation "Science" Evangelism and pulling out the 2007 era photograph, "A Philosophy minor from College of DuPage who was a college dropout outsmarted the Uneducated Huckster on the huckster's own page. What's funny is he didn't cuss but invoked a response of getting invited to a Facebook Block Party -- then he decided to take it to the parent site where he unleashed a barrage of barbs some explicit as Utah would been covering their eyes over some of them. The comments on the pictures -- oh shit I don't even want that dark mental image in my mind as he did a Black Comedy laced retort using dark allegory showing what the reality of Noah's Floating Zoo really looks like. Hovind pulls the 2 + 2 = 4 response he invoked Orwell with 2 + 2 = 5"
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