Definitions by boppa23
Study Hall stand off
1. (verb) To sit side by side with your girlfriend, in study hall, and have her wack you off under the table.
Study Hall stand off by boppa23 July 20, 2011
Jiggle Chub
1. (noun) An erection inspired by the jiggling puppies of a particularly well endowed young lady. (Most normally associated with public transit)
2. (noun) Code for an erection caused by clandestinely watching a stunning rack of tits jiggle.
3. (verb) When an amply endowed young woman seeks to actively encourage her boobies to move and jiggle in response to the movement of a vehicle, horse, trampoline or earthquake.
2. (noun) Code for an erection caused by clandestinely watching a stunning rack of tits jiggle.
3. (verb) When an amply endowed young woman seeks to actively encourage her boobies to move and jiggle in response to the movement of a vehicle, horse, trampoline or earthquake.
1. "I caught a jiggle chub watching Gretchen's globes bounce on the bus. I had to wait an extra 43 stops before I could stand up."
2. When she realized Bobby was watching, Amy put her arm over the back of the seat, arched her back a little and fired off a salvo of jiggle chum at him.
2. When she realized Bobby was watching, Amy put her arm over the back of the seat, arched her back a little and fired off a salvo of jiggle chum at him.
Jiggle Chub by boppa23 July 20, 2011
DickDark
One of a line of home-made coloring concoctions used to re-color or 'touch up' the coloring of an overused penis. Discoloration, or the wearing off of the natural joint color is sometimes known to happen to hyper-sexually active males.
Popular hues include Dick Dark, Weenie White, Pee-Pee Pink, and Tool Tan.
Popular hues include Dick Dark, Weenie White, Pee-Pee Pink, and Tool Tan.
Duke Rider
(aka Duke, The Duke, Ernie "Duke' Rider, The Perfect Body, Amway sellin’ fertilizer spewer, ER)
Fictitious compilation of all the (male) characteristics of the contemporary USAF Lifer/Maggot.
1. Self-anointed
2. Unrepentant
3. All show...no go
4. Fiendishly arrogant
Usually found pouring coffee for higher ranking NCOs at the NCO Club.
The breathing definition of authoritarian-screaming management.
Replaces technical competence with shiny boots and buckles.
Displays all awards (both real and self-awarded) on his 'I-Love-Me' wall.
Underwent successful surgery for removal any form of self-effacing.
Never saw combat, but talks the talk.
Known to brag of having been “blessed with the perfect body.”
Known to "water the eyes" of true warriors.
Self-proclaimed 'leader of tomorrow's aerospace team.'
Designs and awards engraved trophies, pen/pencil sets to himself.
Renown for his 'pounding' tactics/techniques on WAF operational systems.
Known for his undying effort to overcome what Mommy thought of him.
Sole supporter of L.E.White & Sons Engraving.
Fictitious compilation of all the (male) characteristics of the contemporary USAF Lifer/Maggot.
1. Self-anointed
2. Unrepentant
3. All show...no go
4. Fiendishly arrogant
Usually found pouring coffee for higher ranking NCOs at the NCO Club.
The breathing definition of authoritarian-screaming management.
Replaces technical competence with shiny boots and buckles.
Displays all awards (both real and self-awarded) on his 'I-Love-Me' wall.
Underwent successful surgery for removal any form of self-effacing.
Never saw combat, but talks the talk.
Known to brag of having been “blessed with the perfect body.”
Known to "water the eyes" of true warriors.
Self-proclaimed 'leader of tomorrow's aerospace team.'
Designs and awards engraved trophies, pen/pencil sets to himself.
Renown for his 'pounding' tactics/techniques on WAF operational systems.
Known for his undying effort to overcome what Mommy thought of him.
Sole supporter of L.E.White & Sons Engraving.
It's going to be a tough mission, men. Some of you won't come back. Just remember, when the going gets tough, we have Duke Rider back at the club pouring coffee and watering eyes. Make the maggot proud!
Damn, the new First Sergeant has Duke Rider written all over him!
Shit! Sgt Jones just went all Duke Rider on the new guy.
Damn, the new First Sergeant has Duke Rider written all over him!
Shit! Sgt Jones just went all Duke Rider on the new guy.
Duke Rider by boppa23 June 10, 2011
Yaki-Klan
Illiterate, acutely inbred resident of Yakima, Washington, who preaches immigration reform and white supremacy. Known locally as ICEMAN. (intimate friends call him “Poonie” or “PoonBoy”) Self-anointed super hero. Has developed a large following in the State Penitentiary system, given his enthusiastic approach to Salad Tossing.
"Damn, dawg, my sister's husband went all Yaki-Klan on our neighbor yesterday."
"I'm sorry, Ms Smith. I didn't do my homework, because my Dad was giving us our weekly Yaki-Klan lessons."
"BettyLou, you need to stay away from him. He get's all Yaki-Klan when he gets excited. Pretty scary."
"Please excuse my son's absence, yesterday. He was getting fitted for his new Yaki-Klan sheet."
"I'm sorry, Ms Smith. I didn't do my homework, because my Dad was giving us our weekly Yaki-Klan lessons."
"BettyLou, you need to stay away from him. He get's all Yaki-Klan when he gets excited. Pretty scary."
"Please excuse my son's absence, yesterday. He was getting fitted for his new Yaki-Klan sheet."
YakiPoon
1. (noun) a person who sees themselves as the savior of a grateful nation concerning all matters of immigration.
2. (noun) Yakima’s one-man DHS, the seldom revered/never feared ICEMAN
3. (verb) to verbally abuse—always from a position of anonymity—members of another race, gender or sexual orientation.
4. (verb) to attempt to incite riots/revolutions/garage sale boycotts against anyone who differs in the slightest from the inciters’ perspective of normalcy.
5. (adj) any person with a barely measurable IQ, who lets Team Limbaugh/Dobbs do the thinking for them.
2. (noun) Yakima’s one-man DHS, the seldom revered/never feared ICEMAN
3. (verb) to verbally abuse—always from a position of anonymity—members of another race, gender or sexual orientation.
4. (verb) to attempt to incite riots/revolutions/garage sale boycotts against anyone who differs in the slightest from the inciters’ perspective of normalcy.
5. (adj) any person with a barely measurable IQ, who lets Team Limbaugh/Dobbs do the thinking for them.