18 definitions by boppa23
1. (verb) To sit side by side with your girlfriend, in study hall, and have her wack you off under the table.
by boppa23 July 20, 2011
1. (noun) an unsheathed Johnson workin' over the poonie.
2. (verb) the act of prolonged humpage without any prophylactic coverage.
2. (verb) the act of prolonged humpage without any prophylactic coverage.
1. (n) "Ladies, although the Slick Pickle may bring you more pleasure, you need to know that it is the number one cause of babies."
2. (v) "Girl, when he told me he didn't have any condoms, I told him to Slick Pickle me...right-damn-now."
2. (v) "Girl, when he told me he didn't have any condoms, I told him to Slick Pickle me...right-damn-now."
by boppa23 July 21, 2011
Code name used by US Air Force enlisted members to identify a particularly unpleasant fellow Aerospace Team member. Duke Rider characteristics include, but are not limited to, blatant and transparent self-promotion, loud, pretentious behavior employed to bring attention to one's self, over-zealous enforcement to obscure regulations, full-contact sucking up to higher ranking members.
The Dukes are known to design and award themselves awards/trophies/pen and pencil sets, each with their name prominently displayed.
The Dukes frequent the NCO Club, and hover around, pouring coffee for any higher ranking NCOs.
The Dukes spend more on their pristine uniforms than on their children's welfare.
The Dukes personify the USAF tradition of "All show- no go."
The Dukes have never heard a weapon fired in anger, but have an endless supply of war stories.
The Dukes are known to design and award themselves awards/trophies/pen and pencil sets, each with their name prominently displayed.
The Dukes frequent the NCO Club, and hover around, pouring coffee for any higher ranking NCOs.
The Dukes spend more on their pristine uniforms than on their children's welfare.
The Dukes personify the USAF tradition of "All show- no go."
The Dukes have never heard a weapon fired in anger, but have an endless supply of war stories.
Dude, I just met the new First Sergeant.... he's full on Duke Rider.
You know, Sergeant Burton was an OK dude until he got promoted. Now, he's all Duke Rider and shit.
Man, you should have seen it. Two of the new guys in maintenance are trying to out-Duke Rider each other.
I've decided to get out and do the civilian thing. Yesterday morning, I looked at myself and, Dude, I'm telling you, I saw my Duke Rider training wheels in the mirror. I'm outta here!
You know, Sergeant Burton was an OK dude until he got promoted. Now, he's all Duke Rider and shit.
Man, you should have seen it. Two of the new guys in maintenance are trying to out-Duke Rider each other.
I've decided to get out and do the civilian thing. Yesterday morning, I looked at myself and, Dude, I'm telling you, I saw my Duke Rider training wheels in the mirror. I'm outta here!
by boppa23 May 24, 2011
(aka Duke, The Duke, Ernie "Duke' Rider, The Perfect Body, Amway sellin’ fertilizer spewer, ER)
Fictitious compilation of all the (male) characteristics of the contemporary USAF Lifer/Maggot.
1. Self-anointed
2. Unrepentant
3. All show...no go
4. Fiendishly arrogant
Usually found pouring coffee for higher ranking NCOs at the NCO Club.
The breathing definition of authoritarian-screaming management.
Replaces technical competence with shiny boots and buckles.
Displays all awards (both real and self-awarded) on his 'I-Love-Me' wall.
Underwent successful surgery for removal any form of self-effacing.
Never saw combat, but talks the talk.
Known to brag of having been “blessed with the perfect body.”
Known to "water the eyes" of true warriors.
Self-proclaimed 'leader of tomorrow's aerospace team.'
Designs and awards engraved trophies, pen/pencil sets to himself.
Renown for his 'pounding' tactics/techniques on WAF operational systems.
Known for his undying effort to overcome what Mommy thought of him.
Sole supporter of L.E.White & Sons Engraving.
Fictitious compilation of all the (male) characteristics of the contemporary USAF Lifer/Maggot.
1. Self-anointed
2. Unrepentant
3. All show...no go
4. Fiendishly arrogant
Usually found pouring coffee for higher ranking NCOs at the NCO Club.
The breathing definition of authoritarian-screaming management.
Replaces technical competence with shiny boots and buckles.
Displays all awards (both real and self-awarded) on his 'I-Love-Me' wall.
Underwent successful surgery for removal any form of self-effacing.
Never saw combat, but talks the talk.
Known to brag of having been “blessed with the perfect body.”
Known to "water the eyes" of true warriors.
Self-proclaimed 'leader of tomorrow's aerospace team.'
Designs and awards engraved trophies, pen/pencil sets to himself.
Renown for his 'pounding' tactics/techniques on WAF operational systems.
Known for his undying effort to overcome what Mommy thought of him.
Sole supporter of L.E.White & Sons Engraving.
It's going to be a tough mission, men. Some of you won't come back. Just remember, when the going gets tough, we have Duke Rider back at the club pouring coffee and watering eyes. Make the maggot proud!
Damn, the new First Sergeant has Duke Rider written all over him!
Shit! Sgt Jones just went all Duke Rider on the new guy.
Damn, the new First Sergeant has Duke Rider written all over him!
Shit! Sgt Jones just went all Duke Rider on the new guy.
by boppa23 May 16, 2011
Located geographically in the middle of the state, Austin is a loose collection of single-wide trailers, unrepentant basketball junkies and unpaved streets. The product of generations of inbreeding, the main focus of the community is high school sports and cheap alcohol. The community has produced several better than average high school athletes, and an incredibly short list of college graduates.
The former home of the dazzling Linda Swafford.
The former home of the dazzling Linda Swafford.
by boppa23 April 12, 2011
(n) the fecal remnants of an exceptionally dazzling rectal eruption.
(v) to create a shotgun-like blast of gas, as evidenced by the presence of tangy, sticky poop-a-ledge on the rear of undergarments.
(v) to create a shotgun-like blast of gas, as evidenced by the presence of tangy, sticky poop-a-ledge on the rear of undergarments.
"Dude, that tomato soup/burrito lunch combo generated an industrial case of boxer spackle for me during the afternoon meeting."
"Melinda and I broke up. She stayed with me last weekend, and ran around with just my boxers on. After she left, I discovered she's Boxer Spackled my favorite Batman Underoos."
"Melinda and I broke up. She stayed with me last weekend, and ran around with just my boxers on. After she left, I discovered she's Boxer Spackled my favorite Batman Underoos."
by boppa23 November 19, 2011
1. (adj) a misplaced and incorrect attitude of superiority.
2. (adj) of, or pertaining to, an the incorrect belief in one's superior abilities.
3. (verb) treating others as serfs, chattel, or underlings.
2. (adj) of, or pertaining to, an the incorrect belief in one's superior abilities.
3. (verb) treating others as serfs, chattel, or underlings.
by boppa23 April 13, 2011