ben's definitions

ya mam

when u are havin sex shout out ya mam and your girlfriend or boyfriend will leave you and everyones a winner. Nick sharman is gay oh yeah and toddy

ahhh ahhh harder ya mam

by ben February 7, 2005

Krist Novoselic

Bassist of former band Nirvana. Was thinking of running for leutinent governor of Washington, but changed his mind. Now is a delegate for John Kerry.

Krist Novoselic kiseed Kurt Cobain on Saturday Night Live.

by Ben February 17, 2004

sonf

The word song spelled incorrectly.

Woah this is my favorite sonf ever!! ...woops

by Ben October 12, 2007

gahoonas

The breasts of a women

Man I want to squeeze her gahoonas! Squeeze them well good.

by Ben May 13, 2005

humanities

Basically, hell. At many liberal arts colleges/universities, the humanities is a group of classes (including, but not limited to, history, philosophy, and religion). Typically, you are required to take a course from the humanities, and subsequently, feel the immense pain and torture that the humanities so-kindly provides to all the students which must endure it. If you can avoid the humanities, do so, at all costs.

Person 1: Dude, apparently I have to take a course in the humanities...

Person 2: Really? That really blows, man... well, what course are you gonna take?

Person 1: Er...Philosophy 666, the philosophy of hell.

by Ben September 8, 2006

Miami Heat

The best team in the East, one of, if not THE, best team in the NBA. D Wade, Shaq, Jones&Jones, even Wang Zhizhi... this team owns.

The Heat own. Enough said.

by Ben February 17, 2005

calfhead

Complete knob, unable to spell, often seen sitting near a hobbit called Ben.
Invented the word whight

Hey calfhead what the fuck is this you have done! You complete muppet can't you spell

by Ben September 16, 2003