1) a self-replicating computer program

2) a former bookworm who read books all the time, till he got the interweb, and now spends all of his time surfing.
1) Omigod! I've got a computer worm.

2) He'll know the answer. He's a computer worm.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd March 31, 2007
Get the computer worm mug.