ben's definitions

sift

word meaning someone who is a bit sleazy. It can be changed to and adjective and it has many uses

'Mike is going for a sift'
'That Mike guy is quite sifty'
'Mike is all about the sift'

by Ben October 11, 2004

sean connery

The one who was with your mother last night, Trebek!

by Ben September 1, 2003

flibberty jibbers

a word used to express sarcastic surprise. (eg.) SURPISE!!!!!!!!!!! "oh, flibberty jibbers, i wasnt expecting that,"

i just gave the example in the definition paragraph. doh

by ben May 13, 2005

lacfy

An acronym standing for:
Let's All Clap for you.

It was created by none other than Ben C. Many people have caught on to this brilliant acronym. You can walk around the suburban, the inner, rural, or urban streets of Atlanta, GA and you'll hear people chanting "lacfy! lacfy!"

Anyways, this phrase has been utterly KILLED, MURDERED, MOLESTED, and STABBED to death by Adam. He has used this so freaking much that it has been dead for so long, despite the chantings of it throughout Georgia.

Examples:

Ben: Adam, is the final Math Exam hard?
Adam: Lacfy.
Ben: Dude, seriously!
Adam: I'm not a dude. Dudes are stoners, preps, surfers
Ben: Sir?
Adam: Sir? Sir? Sir? WTF FFS.
Ben: WTF is wrong with you?
Adam: STFU I'm PMSING
Ben: Is the college level Calculus 4 test hard? If I fail I will have to retake this year
Adam: Lacfy

by Ben May 13, 2005

Filthy necklace

wrapping recently torn out anal beads around someone's throat and choking them to death.

My wife wasn't giving me very good head, so I gave her a filthy necklace and went out and got a new girlfriend

by Ben October 3, 2003

sheeot

The black way to say shit when they're frustrated.

"Aw, sheeot, my bling-bling got dirty.

by Ben February 17, 2004

regs

Low quality marijuana. Often referred to as schwag or reggies.

Man, I wanted some dank, but that bastard only had regs.

by Ben January 16, 2003