ben's definitions

max payne

A computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a slapped ass doing a drug bust over his dead family. Max Payne can dodje bullets with his magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun.

Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.

In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.

Look at me!! i can kill 3 badboy yardies with 2 bullets and i havent had a poo for over three years!!

by ben February 25, 2005

burner

slang term used for a device that writes and re-writes data onto a compact disk.

"you can get all the music you want if you have a computer and a burner."

by Ben April 3, 2005

Mizz out

Origination : Nottingham chavs

n : To travel fast, to leave somewhere in a hurry.

To go

Narr, lets mizz out on our 'peds before the pigs brook us up, daniel.

by Ben May 13, 2005

sont

sexy oriental naked trio, aka a hot threesome

OMG we had such a great sont last night!

by Ben May 13, 2005

drandin

a perverted person that allways wants to have "fun". in other words sex maniac.

Grandon:That drandin guy is just.....
Sheniqua:ohhh i get it... i'll stay away from him!

by Ben October 28, 2004

crack rocksteady

what rude boys listen to while smoking crack

leftover crack, choking victim

by ben December 6, 2003

neech

Patch of skin between your navel and genital area upon which pubic hairs grow.

"I would have gotten a blow job, but the hair on my neech was out of control."

by Ben December 8, 2003