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king dong

by ben October 13, 2003
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gtfo

A term used in Digital Paintball to say "Get the fuck out" Which is pointless because there is no way you can wipe a hit in a computer simulated paintball game.
1337#1: GTFO Newb!
Newb: There's no way you can wipe fucking dumbass.
by Ben September 18, 2004
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mangravy

the substance that is oftenly found coming out the end of a man's little rodger upon the moment of climax..
A chicken burger with extra mangravy
by Ben March 29, 2003
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Read Some Chaucer

Code phrase for sex, used in front of naïve or unknowing people, especially parents/husbands/children. Used by literature students - other students may use their own terms i.e. French (read some Moliere), psychology (read some Freud), physics (read some Einstein).
Hey mum - don't disturb us for a bit - Helen and I are going to read some Chaucer. Have supper ready in an hour.
by Ben November 23, 2003
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daft

your a daft bugger aren't you shit face
by Ben October 8, 2003
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Urban Scrumping

The playful mischievous of stealing cars, car stereos, mobile phones and...erm, children from parked cars.

In the event that the item of choice is an actual car, it must be driven around at high speed, before being left spray painted and on fire beside a railway line.
Yo boyz, we iz gonna go Urban Scrumping laterz.
by Ben March 3, 2005
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kazakstan

Home of the infamous Ali-G's character Borat Sagdiyev who insulted America by changing the last line of the national anthem when asked to sing at a baseball match.
"Throw the Jew down the well,
so my people can be free"
by ben May 13, 2005
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