ben's definitions

kalla halla malla

A phrase or statement that you say out of the blue. Can also be variated into malla halla kalla, halla kalla malla, and so on!

Kalla Halla Malla!!! Malla Halla Kalla!!!

by Ben December 21, 2004

Nailed

To have sex with, especially spontanously and/or with great passion/force.

I nailed her out of the blue last night.

by Ben September 29, 2003

London

In the words of Alan Partridge
"Home of Ungrateful Bastards"
Annoying Cockney Breeding Ground
Everyone outside of London hates the place

"Hub of cosmopolitan fun...balls...breeding ground for people nearly as annoying as the French"

by Ben December 4, 2003

Ass pirate

One individual who scaliwages anothers port hole by force.

RRRRR! Pull down your pants and show me your poop deck so I can scaliwage your port hole or you can walk the plank to Davy Jones locker.

by Ben June 5, 2004

assaad

Totally awesome french person who loves to ride ponies on a warm summer day (may or may not have flowers in his hair).

That Assaad sure does love to ride ponies.

by Ben April 8, 2003

lacfy

This brilliant acronym made by Ben C. stands for:
Let's all Clap for You

This has become so popular that all across Georgia, urban, rural, inner, suburban, people are chanting this acronym.

Anyways, Adam has proceeded (yet again... This guy is on a fucking rampage) to utterly KILL, DEVASTATE, MOLEST, MURDER, STAB, AND MASSACRE this acronym.

Example:

Ben: Is the exam hard?
Adam: lacfy
Ben: Dude, seriously!
Adam: No I'm not a dude. Dudes are stoners, preps, or surfers
Ben: WHAT?!?!?!!?
Adam: WHAT?!?!?!?
Ben: IS IT HARD OR NOT?
Adam: Sir?
Ben: DAMNIT ADAM
Adam: STFU I'm PMSING
Ben: I can help you!
Adam: STFU I'm PMSING
Ben: I KNOW THAT. IS THE EXAM HARD? IF I FAIL IT I WILL HAVE TO REDO THIS YEAR NEXT YEAR
Adam: Cya

by Ben May 13, 2005

oh oh spaghetti ohs

Following a visit from the f*@k up fairy, usually caused by employing numpties or calfhead, those responsible for inspection and quality may discover that something is not quite how it should be. Upon discovery it is the decent thing to exclaim oh oh spaghetti ohs to alert your colleagues to the fact there is a problem. This is not to help solve the problem but to help point who is the biggest numpty. If these oh oh spaghetti ohs are not spotted the product will be sent out not completely ready.

"oh oh spaghetti oh!, youv'e c@*ked it up!"

by Ben September 19, 2003