Skip to main content

ben's definitions

lil jon

The worst rapper / hype man ever. He is overplayed and can be found on almost any mainstream hip hop track out there. Listen closely and you can at least hear him screaming "HUWHAT" in the background. This fraud gets paid millions of dollars to scream meaningless words like "WHAT", "OKAY", and "YEAAAAAAAH!" on other rappers' songs. He appears most commonly on Ying Yang Twins tracks, who by the way, are some of the worst dirty south rappers.
Expert : lil jon used to be good back in the day of "Let my nuts go" and " "Bia Bia." Now every plastic highschool teen girl thinks he is the epitome of great music. Go listen to some Common, Aesop Rock, or Talib Kweli.
by Ben April 22, 2005
mugGet the lil jon mug.

humanities

Basically, hell. At many liberal arts colleges/universities, the humanities is a group of classes (including, but not limited to, history, philosophy, and religion). Typically, you are required to take a course from the humanities, and subsequently, feel the immense pain and torture that the humanities so-kindly provides to all the students which must endure it. If you can avoid the humanities, do so, at all costs.
Person 1: Dude, apparently I have to take a course in the humanities...

Person 2: Really? That really blows, man... well, what course are you gonna take?

Person 1: Er...Philosophy 666, the philosophy of hell.
by Ben September 8, 2006
mugGet the humanities mug.

punk ass

that dudes punk ass got his ass beat.
by ben April 4, 2003
mugGet the punk ass mug.

flibberty jibbers

a word used to express sarcastic surprise. (eg.) SURPISE!!!!!!!!!!! "oh, flibberty jibbers, i wasnt expecting that,"
by ben May 13, 2005
mugGet the flibberty jibbers mug.

sean connery

The one who was with your mother last night, Trebek!
by Ben September 1, 2003
mugGet the sean connery mug.

Filthy necklace

wrapping recently torn out anal beads around someone's throat and choking them to death.
My wife wasn't giving me very good head, so I gave her a filthy necklace and went out and got a new girlfriend
by Ben October 3, 2003
mugGet the Filthy necklace mug.

sift

word meaning someone who is a bit sleazy. It can be changed to and adjective and it has many uses
'Mike is going for a sift'
'That Mike guy is quite sifty'
'Mike is all about the sift'
by Ben October 11, 2004
mugGet the sift mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email