ben's definitions

Doof

To walk funny like an overweight senior citizen; to act as one throwing his head back to pip out a laugh; to act as one that says 'wha' instead of 'what'.

Doofy dan, Doofy dan, you got a big ass head

by Ben May 31, 2003

Fadgeface

Sum1 who has a fadge-like face

1.My brother tom has a fadge face
2.look at my fadge face

by Ben April 13, 2005

Bristowfied

An obsession with or about any member of the Bristow or Derevko family

After that night, I was bristowfied.

by Ben May 27, 2004

Dick-chameleon

A penis that can blend in its surroundings and adjust its color accordingly. Some consider this an animal and refuse to believe there are people who can camouflage their genital when desired.
It is also believed that foreign intelligence agencies make use of these invisible cocks to spy on people's bedrooms. It is assumed that James Bond used his own special dick-chameleon to shoot photos of secret locations, such as missile silos, terrorists and Womens' pussies...

Sometimes it is used as an assassination tool. Due to its mounting abilities, the average Dick-chameleon can be equipped with laser beams or in some cases (Black cock) a rocket launcher.

The only way to detect this lethal weapon is the spray known as "Dick-Dector".

Terrorist: "Hey man, did you hear something?"
Terrorist 2: "Someone is watching us!"
Terrorist: "Or something... It must be one of those 22 inch DICK-CHAMELEONS!!! God help us!!!"

by Ben May 3, 2005

neech

Patch of skin between your navel and genital area upon which pubic hairs grow.

"I would have gotten a blow job, but the hair on my neech was out of control."

by Ben December 8, 2003

povo

Police vehicle- stems from the term popo.

Damn, slow down, there's a povo behind us.

by Ben January 8, 2004

the love below

Outkast CD name on the double Cd feature "Speakerboxxx/The Love Below"

Speakerboxxx/The Love Below

by Ben December 7, 2004