ben's definitions

Dick-Dector

A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").

Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.

Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)

Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...

by Ben May 3, 2005

dickheadish

a To act in a manner indicating that one's head is, in fact, a penis.

b Used to describe a person who has six lovers on the side, while having a girlfriend.

c Like horseradish, but made with dick instead of horse.

Your dickheadish head looks like my dick!

by Ben December 7, 2003

lacfy

Let's All Clap For You.

Yup Adam did kill it.

Ben: Hey, is the Algebra 2 Final hard?
Adam: LACFY
Ben: Dude, seriously
Adam: No I'm not a dude. Dudes are stoners, skaters, preps
Ben: Is the test hard GOSH DARNIT?!
Adam: LACFY
Ben: If I DON'T PASS I WILL FAIL
Adam: LACFY
Ben: Seriously
Adam: Ch Ch Ch Chea
Ben: Is it hard or not?
Adam: Chea
Ben: What's that supposed to mean?
Adam: Sir?
Ben: SERIOUSLY
Adam: CHICKEN!!!!!!!!
Ben: Hu hu hu that's so funny!
Adam: LACFY
Ben: I AM GOING TO GO SHOOT MYSELF. BYE

by Ben May 13, 2005

bobble head

A girl with a big ass dome which is unproportionate to the rest of her body

Damn JQ, you see that bobble head over there

by Ben November 3, 2003

choose your own adventure

a questionable person with gender not immediately noticeable, not clearly male or female. pat on SNL of example.

Mike (to friend): look at it... i say go for it... it's a choose your own adventure... you'll never know what you are going to get

by ben January 7, 2005

bejesus

the ability to comprehend what one sees

my brother beat the bejesus out of me

by Ben June 12, 2003

meat munch

A person who inserts your penis into their mouth.

maan you sure know how 2 munch meat.

by ben August 21, 2003