ben's definitions

John Kerry

A fuckhead who thankfully lost the election in November.

America is now safer since John Kerry lost the election.

by Ben August 18, 2006

SWS UK

A collection of people who are unable to get proper jobs or who are too lazy too, or are hobbits, numpties or a calfhead. The company is owned and run by the evil dark lord Lenny who is assisted by a group of weak and feeble managers who don't give a toss. The company manufactures physical security products using the can't be arsed manufacturing technique or as it also known Not Completely Ready.

nuff said

by Ben July 16, 2006

flip flops

Chrome on your car.

"I just got some new flip flops on my fucking whip"

John's flip flops had the whole town staring at his whip.

by Ben July 5, 2006

packing iron

Wearing or carrying a gun. Usually meant for a handgun, but is generally used for all firearms. Also known as packing heat, carrying, or just plain dangerous.

It should also be noted that you only ask someone if they are packing, but never, ever tell someone that you are "packing iron". Most people shouldn't answer 'yes' to the question, because that means you're either a gangster, gangsta, or wigger.

Italian Mafia 1: Hey, man... you packing iron?
Italian Mafia 2: Yeah, I'm packin'. We gotta hit Valencio tonight. But choo' just fogetta'boutit.

Police 1: Hey, you! Drop that weapon and put your hands in the air!
Police 2: NOW!

Mafia 1&2: Shit!

by Ben June 19, 2006

hot hands

Those disposable cup holders you get from Starbucks or 7-Eleven.

"Ow! Pass me a hot hands."

by Ben June 18, 2006

lithp

noun. the speech impediment characterized by the involuntary replacement of the 's' sound with a 'th'.

Thtop making fun of my lithp.

by ben June 18, 2006

yabba

1. A slang nickname for the drug methamphetamine, aka crystal meth. The name is thought to originate in Thailand, where pills are sold containing caffeine and methamphetamine. 'Yaba' is Thai for "crazy medicine".

Quentin: I wouldn't touch yabba for a million quid. It's what all the mashheads do when everything else stops working.

by Ben June 17, 2006