ben's definitions

red card

A statement used as an indication that another's action or statement immediately preceeding it sharply goes against the social norms of the group. The act must be of such an extreme nature as to cause hysterical disbelief or revulsion among members of the group. Obviously this is much stronger than calling a yellow card on someone.

"Yeah, she was so hot, I was ready to jump all over that."

"Dude, that's my sister, and she's only 15- Red Card!"

by Ben December 28, 2004

Bedike

a really really big dike

Mia F. is a bedike.

by Ben November 25, 2003

power

To increase the meaning of a word

"he was power hard" tim.

by ben May 9, 2003

take a number

Used to tell someone to wait their turn for something, such as to speak with a person or to ask a person for something. Taken from the system of hospitals and pharmacies of taking a piece of paper with a number on it from a big red roll and waiting for your number to come up on the screen. When your number came up, you were served.

Take a number, honey, I'm way too busy right now.

by Ben October 12, 2004

Five-to-two-er

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.

Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.

by Ben December 7, 2003

president bush

a president who's an idiot, but its not his fault. it runs in the family!

I gotta stay offa them pretzels.-president Bush

by Ben April 4, 2005

Doof

To walk funny like an overweight senior citizen; to act as one throwing his head back to pip out a laugh; to act as one that says 'wha' instead of 'what'.

Doofy dan, Doofy dan, you got a big ass head

by Ben May 31, 2003