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max payne

A computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a slapped ass doing a drug bust over his dead family. Max Payne can dodje bullets with his magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun.

Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.

In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.
Look at me!! i can kill 3 badboy yardies with 2 bullets and i havent had a poo for over three years!!
by ben February 25, 2005
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Dick-Dector

A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").

Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.

Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)
Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...
by Ben May 3, 2005
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in like flynn

Australian rhyming slang meaning that you are in with a chance.
Mate, did you see the way that chick was looking at you? You're in like flynn
by Ben March 10, 2004
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krispy kreme

The most delicious circular morsel to hit planet Earth in the recent past. So savory, each bite would be relished for sure by Homer Simpson.
The "Hot Doughnuts Now" sign is blinking! Free donut, hot & fresh, for everyone!!
by Ben March 4, 2005
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dickheadish

a To act in a manner indicating that one's head is, in fact, a penis.

b Used to describe a person who has six lovers on the side, while having a girlfriend.

c Like horseradish, but made with dick instead of horse.
Your dickheadish head looks like my dick!
by Ben December 7, 2003
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Titty cock

When a female's nipples become abnormaly large and pointy.
Those titty cocks are popin outta her shirt! Lookit those titty cocks!
by Ben March 7, 2004
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bobble head

A girl with a big ass dome which is unproportionate to the rest of her body
Damn JQ, you see that bobble head over there
by Ben November 3, 2003
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