ben's definitions

Sahlmon

A man who emits foul odors similar to that of a dead salmon fish. The salmon can be found grazing the grounds of washington, dc. Sahlmon usually breeds once per lifetime, with a life expectancy of SIQ.

John: Jesus, what is that horrible smell? I'm about to vomit...
Matt: Don't worry, that's just Sahl.

by Ben April 6, 2005

astronomous

'dogs bollox', 'heavy' & 'jolly good old chap'(for the toffs) all rolled into one!

"it was an astronomous footy match"!!

by Ben February 15, 2004

computer close

a butt

yours

by ben October 23, 2003

edm

euro domestic market or a euro car moded with euro specific parts

that jetta is edm style

by ben March 6, 2004

lacfy

Ben came up with this brilliant acronym. It is used online and in real life. From a scale from 1-10 it is a 10 in terms of annoyingness.

Lacfy = Lets all clap for you (or any last letter depending on what it refers to).

You can use lacfy even when someone says something utterly irrelevant to the topic. Here are some examples:

Jason: I told Coach Artis that the Statue of Liberty is in South Africa and he believed me!
You: Lacfy

Jason: I can't stand you
You: Lacfy

by Ben February 21, 2005

kicks

shoes, usually of the basketball variety.

nice kicks bra, they new?

by ben November 7, 2003

biscuit dick

A dick that is wider than it is long thus looking like a biscuit.
See also chode

Your dad can't manufacture because he has a biscuit dick that is not long enough to extend into your mom.

by Ben April 20, 2005