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A computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a slapped ass doing a drug bust over his dead family. Max Payne can dodje bullets with his magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun.
Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.
In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.
Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.
In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.
Look at me!! i can kill 3 badboy yardies with 2 bullets and i havent had a poo for over three years!!
by ben February 25, 2005
Get the max payne mug.A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").
Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.
Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)
Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.
Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)
Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...
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Get the krispy kreme mug.a To act in a manner indicating that one's head is, in fact, a penis.
b Used to describe a person who has six lovers on the side, while having a girlfriend.
c Like horseradish, but made with dick instead of horse.
b Used to describe a person who has six lovers on the side, while having a girlfriend.
c Like horseradish, but made with dick instead of horse.
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