pleasing the plumbers

Pleasing the plumbers occurs when one's sexual attraction to someone else drives them to fuck their crushes by any means necessary. Pleasing the plumbers can include but is not limited to stalking/cyberstalking, sexting, making comments on body parts, voyeurism, and asking for sexual favors. Pleasers of plumbers will ignore their crushes' discomfort and relentlessly seek the opportunity to fuck them. Thus, consent is not an issue.
Hitler's been sexually harassing that little girl, even after she told him to stop! He must be pleasing the plumbers!
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Rubik's Cube

To pour six cans of paint on your head (each of them representing colors on an actual Rubik's Cube), which you penetrate your girlfriend's ass and vagina with (either order is fine) while ramming it as far up as possible and violently nodding during both processes for maximum pleasure. Consent is not required.
That kid's vagina smelled great during that Rubik's Cube. Her ass was not so beautiful.
by Yopmail User April 11, 2023
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Reddit

A sex act in which the man must shove a large bottle of Diet Coke up his ass (the cap facing outward), open it, drop Mentos in it, and quickly position the bottle so that the opening is inside of the girl's vagina. If the bottle is positioned correctly, this will cause Diet Coke and Mentos to rush to every corner of her reproductive system, which will be destroyed as a result, resulting in severe pain. The man will then yell statements Redditors deem "holy," such as "FORTNITE IS HITLER AND MINECRAFT IS JESUS AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS A NAZI!!!" Using the girl's boobs as a canvas, the man must draw a Snoo while using her vaginal fluids as fingerpaint. Shitting in the girl's mouth afterwards optional.
Jill woke up in severe pain the next morning after being given a Reddit by her boyfriend, Jim.
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Santa

A morbidly obese child molester who lives in the North Pole and, depending on how attractive he finds you, will either put you on his naughty or nice list. The naughty list is for sexually promiscuous kids and adults who will be fucked by Santa Claus on Christmas, and since he deems them more attractive, he will barge in unannounced and violently rape everyone around him. The nice list, on the other hand, is reserved for sexual illiterates, abstainers, and other children. Since Santa deems these people less attractive, he will simply date rape them by spiking their Christmas treats with sedatives. He also watches everything you do at all times. That includes your showering and masturbation sessions. Whichever list you're put on depends on whether or not Santa thinks your body is attractive. Thus, he will make comments on your body parts (especially your ass and genitals) and record it so he can decide on whether or not you're worth fucking (naughty for attractive, nice for less attractive). He also visits malls regularly during the holiday season so that he can trick children into sitting on his lap, which allows him to grope their asses when they least expect it (or boobs, if they're available). Somehow, the FBI is okay with this.
Jill thought he'd bring her a copy of Disaster Movie, but Santa instead raped her and her son! I gotta call the cops!
by Yopmail User August 22, 2022
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H&M

The act of stripping naked, tying one of your ankles to your friend's ankle, and ramming your cocks as hard as possible in the asses of two girls who are very tightly conjoined by a shackle around their torsos, in that order.
Vanilla sex bored Joe and Donald, prompting them to do the H&M with their girlfriends.
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Dib

(noun) A nickname for any person who is spouting bullshit and/or making irrational claims. Can also be used to describe someone who disagrees with you. Named after the Invader Zim character of the same name.
Idiot: Biden is a good president!
Rational person: Shut up, Dib.
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Satan

A very common misspelling of Santa. Such mistakes are often made by small children writing letters to infamous child molester Santa Claus during the holiday season.
Your gay-ass spelling costs Satan hundreds of millions of dollars a year due to the retarded flying reindeer allegations they cause. Thanks a lot, dipshits.
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