SlopNChop's definitions

Fuck

A word used to describe anger, excitement & sexual intercourse

Blake : Hey is Jake home by any chance?
Kiersten : No he's still at work would you like to come in!
Blake : Sure! Wow do you always wear just a bra, panties & socks around the house?
Kiersten : No not always most of the time I take them off!
Blake : O Dear God You Are So Fuckin Hot!
Kiersten : Well are you gonna kiss me or not?
Blake : Ok I guess Mmmmm! Oh Fuck your lips are soft!
Kiersten : Well are you gonna Fuck me or not?
Blake : I don't know Jake is my best friend!
Kiersten : Fuck Jake I want you to Fuck me!
Blake : Fuck it I want your pussy! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh Fuck it's so soft! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! You like to Fuck my tight pussy don't you!

Blake : Fuck Yeah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Blake: Oh Fuck we got cum all over Jake's sheet's!
Kiersten : Who the Fuck cares he needs to do laundry anyway!
Jake: : What in the Fuck is going on in here!
Blake : Oh nothing we were just taking a nap!
Jake : You Fuckin bastard you stuck your dick in my girl!
Blake : No she wanted to Fuck me honest!
Kiersten : Help me Jake he's Fuckin crazy!
Jake : Don't worry I'm gonna pound his Fuckin face in!
Kiersten : Yeah Blake he's gonna Fuck you up!
Jake : Kiersten baby why don't you go take a shower and wash his cum off your face!
Jake : Mmmm don't you just lover her tight little ass I think I will join her in the shower and Fuck it!
Blake : This is Fucked up I'm outta here!

by SlopNChop May 1, 2018

Divorce

A legal ending to a marriage usually caused by fighting cheating or abuse

Lydia : Im sure gonna miss you Chad you should come and visit me at college sometime! (wink)
Chad : Yeah I may just have to do that then I can fuck you and all your hot little friends! (wink)
Lydia : Oh baby Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad's Wife : I WANT A DIVORCE!
Chad : Yeah right we are not getting a Divorce I didn't do anything wrong!
Chad's Wife : REALLY! You stick your dick in everything but me and now you think you can do it in front of me!
Chad : FINE Pack your shit and get out of my house!
Chad's Wife : Your house I pay all the bills im a lawyer and your a fucking Big Lot's manager!
Chad : So I still help pay the bills BITCH!
Chad's Wife : You do not you spend all your money on women so you can fuck them!
Chad : FINE Keep the house i'll move in with Lydia were a couple now!
Lydia : Uh your not moving in my college dorm and we are not a couple your my brother!
Chad : Step Brother bitch and keep the fuck away you caused a me and my wife to get a Divorce!
Chad's Wife : No CHAD you caused this Divorce now GET THE FUCK OUT!
Chad : FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BOTH!

by SlopNChop December 3, 2018

Prime Rib

A young gorgeous girl with a killer body that's amazing to have sex with

Kiersten : Hey baby how bout some Sexy Sex tonight for a change!
Chad: Sorry I get enough of that crap with my wife!
Kiersten : Why does she get the sexy treatment and I don't?
Chad : Cause she's my wife it's what married couples do!
Kiersten : But I want Sexy Sex!
Chad : Shut up and spread your legs so I can fuck you and go home already!
Kiersten : Gee I feel like a piece of meat!
Chad : Well at least your Prime Rib!
Kiersten : Oh boy I feel so special!
Chad : Your my little buffet MMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh what A girl will do for A 14 inch cock!

by SlopNChop April 21, 2017

Package

A guy's penis and scrotum usually what attracts a woman/man to a man

Kaylee : Wow check out Chad's Package don't you like how it bulges out of his pant's
Kiersten : Yeah you should try to stick all 14 inches of it in your mouth oh and he really packs the cum!
Kaylee : Oh I couldn't do that besides I have a boyfriend!
Kiersten : I didn't say you could suck my man's cock you stupid whore what's your problem!
Kaylee: Whore! Your the fuckin whore fucking a married guy!
Kiersten : Whatever! Hey Chad shall we go up to your office so I can unwrap your package and pleasure you?
Chad : Sorry not in the mood my wife just texted me she's pregnant again!
Kiersten : What the fuck I told you not to sleep with her anymore what's your problem!
Chad : Sorry she's my wife and besides she gives great head!
Kiersten : So do I ! Hey I'm the only one you can stick your package in got it!
Kaylee : This is so fucked up!

by SlopNChop April 18, 2017

P+P=P

A guy code when he want's to have sex with a girl (Penis + Pussy = Pleasure)

Keirsten : I'm Bored
Chad : P+P=P Baby!
Keirsten : OHH!

by SlopNChop September 24, 2016

Fart

A smelly gas released from the anus caused by certain food that don't agree with the tummy

Kaylee : Hey girl why are you so happy this afternoon?
Kiersten : While I was giving Jake his lunchtime blowjob he ripped a Fart in my face!
Kaylee : And that makes you happy?
Kiersten : It sure does there aint nothing like smelling Farts from the man of your dreams!
Steve: Hey Kiersten (RIPPPPPP) (RIPPPPPP) AHHHHHH!
Kiersten : O GOD DAMN! I think I'm gonna be sick UH! UH! UH! UH!
Steve : I had egg salad and baked beans for lunch!
Kiersten : GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! Someone call 911 I can't breathe!
Kaylee : Well I guess Steve is not the man of your dreams!

by SlopNChop August 19, 2017

Leggings

Skin tight pants that show off a girls curves and create boners.

Chad can usually be found in the supply room jacking off when Keirsten wears leggings to work.

by SlopNChop September 19, 2016