SlopNChop's definitions

Golden Hour

When a guy plays with a girls long blond hair for hours so he can get hard

Craig : Wow look's like Jake's enjoying A Golden Hour with Kiersten again!
Chad : Yeah I remember my Golden Hours with Kiersten she would caress me face with her locks as I fucked her in the ass then she would wrap it around my cock til I came all over it!
Steve : Hey guy's check out my new blonde wig isn't it sexy!
Chad : Oh Wow! Hey Steve would you like to join me in my office I need a Golden Hour so my dick can get hard!
Steve : Ok but only if I can suck on it once it get's hard!
Chad : Uh Yeah that's the point!
Kaylee : Hey where's Steve & Chad going?
Craig : Chad's going to enjoy a Golden Hour with Steve's new wig then Steve get's to suck his hard dick!
Kaylee : Uh that's disgusting!
Craig : Yeah no kidding!

by SlopNChop May 19, 2018

mama skank

When a girl fucks around with a married man and becomes pregnant on purpose just to hang on to the guy.

Chad was so ashamed when he had to tell his wife that Keirsten was his mama skank!

by SlopNChop May 12, 2016

Blonde All Over The Place

When a girl with long blonde hair rubs it all over a naked guy's body.

It was Blonde All Over The Place when Chad went to bed with Kiersten last night!

by SlopNChop October 19, 2016

Stroke n Suck

When a guy stroke's a girls hair and suck's her breasts at the same time.

Chad was on the couch with Kiersten in the middle of A Stroke n Suck when his wife walked on them!

by SlopNChop October 19, 2016

Panties

A tight fitting sexy piece of women's clothing that cover's up the pussy and ass cheeks

Kiersten : Oh I need to stop by Victoria Secert's before we leave the mall!
Jake : Ohh! I love that store!
Kiersten : Hey Jake aren't these Panties cute?
Jake : Why yes we should go in the dressing room and try them on!
Kiersten : So what do you think?
Jake : Wow they are so silky! Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Jake don't rip them off I haven't paid for them yet!
Jake : Who care Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Baby! Oh Baby!
Store Employee : Hey guy's I'm callin the cops and you will pay for the damaged Panties as well!

by SlopNChop November 17, 2017

caress

When a guy touches a girl with his body parts in a sexual manner

Chad used his hands to caress Keirsten's silky blonde hair and firm perky breast's then he used his penis to caress her soft red lips and tight pink vagina!

by SlopNChop May 22, 2016

Chips

A salty tasty potato crisp that goes good with any meal

Kaylee : So you and Jake had amazing sex last night!
Kiersten : Oh yes he fucked me hard and I rode him like a horse!
Steve : Hey Kiersten want some of my Chips there sour cream and onion?
Kiersten : Get lost hot dog breath!
Steve : Wow we must have a real connection how did you know I had a hot dog for lunch!
Kiersten : Do you want me to slap you!
Steve : Oh that would be great my dick needs some action!
Kiersten : GO AWAY!
Steve : Ok sorry I bothered you: Hey Chad want some Chips there sour cream and onion?

by SlopNChop August 5, 2017