Definitions by Sallys

sausage nips 

A set of nipples characterized by their resemblance to breakfast sausage links.

As Kathleen taught the class, the cool draft blew through causing her sausage nips to poke out of her faux silk blouse.

sausage nips by Sallys April 19, 2006

condoleeza rice

The small discharge that sometimes happens after a long session of anal, except a few hours later, and unexpectedly.

Patty: "I was just sitting there watching TV and all the sudden I farted and it was a condoleeza rice of a time in my panties."
Friend: "At least you get anal."

condoleeza rice by Sallys April 19, 2006

tranny-surprise 

When a transexual secretly dates unknowing men, as a woman, and pulls out her dick just as the guy starts to have sex.

Linda looked so perfect and just as I was playing with her tits she pulled a tranny-surprise.

tranny-surprise by Sallys April 19, 2006

yeast 

n. The resulting gunk that forms in a pussy when the girl screws too many guys, or wipes her ass back to front.

Tiny Tina couldn't remember not to wipe her butt front to back so she became a factory of yeast.

yeast by Sallys April 19, 2006

cum fart 

n.
A secretion of male ejaculate that exits the anus while farting, sometime after anal sex. It could be right after the sex or five hours later.

Standing in line for the subway, Jennie realized that she was now sporting a stain left by her cum fart.

cum fart by Sallys April 7, 2006

dykey 

Of or pertaining to a lesbian.
Like a lesbian.

You know, Terri's short haircut really is dykey.

dykey by Sallys April 6, 2006

manwand 

A dick; penis; not a vagina.

Hey Rex, do you wanna suck my manwand?

manwand by Sallys April 6, 2006