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Bitch Slapped

A man is Bitch Slapped if he is completelly dominated by his woman. Also known as Pussy Whipped.
Grow some balls mate, you're totally Bitch Slapped!
by Rikstir January 3, 2013
mugGet the Bitch Slappedmug.

Glastontory

Glastontory

I person who believes attending the Capitalist money making project called the Glastonbury Festival, makes them in some way; new age, green, liberal, open minded, or relevant.

Glastontories are the most phoney people on the planet. They will spend three days at the festival telling everyone how green they are, and then leave their tent and all their rubbish for someone else to clear up, because they’re just too lazy and ignorant to do it themselves. They will tell everyone at the festival how passionate they are about the homeless, but once they get back to the real world, they will walk past street people, like they’re from another planet. They will tell everyone about their boundless social conscience, whilst never actually contributing anything to planet Earth or the human race, except: waste, pollution, and unneeded children that will grow up to be just as ignorant, as they are.
I can remember when festivals were about music: Now everyone at them is a Glastontory.
by Rikstir August 22, 2019
mugGet the Glastontorymug.

The Woke Folk

The Woke Folk are predominantly; white, middle class, and relatively wealthy. These people are so utterly obsessed with how other people see them: That they spend their whole lives virtue signalling, and engaging in fashion statement politics. They are so determined to present themselves as; progressive, altruistic, and outraged by injustice: They will jump onto any and every, pseudo political bandwagon, the mainstream media, and education system tell them to.
Still trying to explain reality to the Woke Folk: Talk about flogging a dead horse.
by Rikstir August 18, 2020
mugGet the The Woke Folkmug.

I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.
Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.
by Rikstir May 30, 2025
mugGet the I couldn't give a flying monkey's arseholemug.

you'll get splinters

A derogatory rebuff to someone who is constantly sitting on the fence.
Grow some balls and form an opinion or you'll get splinters.
by Rikstir February 4, 2014
mugGet the you'll get splintersmug.

Piky

Piky is a derogatory word for a member of the Irish travelling community in the UK, simply as that. It is sometimes used to insult; dirty, unruly, uncough and generally bad behavior but that is comparing the subject to being like a Piky and it doesn't mean they actually are.
See the Piky camp has moved on again and left everything they stole from the place before that, as rubbish on the street.
by Rikstir November 6, 2013
mugGet the Pikymug.

Spannerak

This is a word I invented recently whilst working for an engineering firm, it describes a type of person who is usually old and verbally flatulent and becomes aroused while shitting on about intricacies of engineering problems.
Those borring twats are such a bunch of Spanneraks
by Rikstir June 13, 2012
mugGet the Spannerakmug.

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