Rikstir's definitions

Bitch Slapped

A man is Bitch Slapped if he is completelly dominated by his woman. Also known as Pussy Whipped.

Grow some balls mate, you're totally Bitch Slapped!

by Rikstir January 3, 2013

The Great aWOKening

An constructed act of social engineering, designed to convince people that they have woken up by taking the red pill, when in fact, they have taken an extra large blue pill, and are now actively trying to keep everyone else asleep and plugged into the matrix.

You never had a thought in your head, until someone taught you to be WOKE. Now it's actually worse, you have adopted the narrative and everything you thing is the total opposite of the truth. It's the great aWOKening. You and your friends should pay each other on the back. 🤦

by Rikstir January 1, 2024

Stepper

A Stepper is a person who insists on talking about an inch away from your face and everytime you step away from them, they step towards you.

That bloke's a Stepper, he's got no appreciation for personal space.

by Rikstir January 2, 2013

Tarquin & Margo

Fictional charachters invented by band Resisting Dystopia, in order to describe upper middlclass white people who pretend to be left wing as a fashion statement.

Stop being such a pair of melts, you fucking Tarquin & Margo!

by Rikstir July 20, 2019

Gruddle

When you wife wants a cuddle and you use the opportunity to grope her.

I wanted a cuddle not a gruddle.

by Rikstir July 4, 2018

Nielmail

A Nielmail is an email from a manager that has no relevant information on it, it is probably sent to the wrong inbox.

Nielmails are essentially a way to kick the can down the road, and hope someone else will pick it up and deal with it.

Named after a Peckham Street Urchin made good.

I had to spend an hour sorting out that Nielmail, and it wasn't even for our department!

by Rikstir January 17, 2025

Fake Winger

A person who is in fact, totally apolitical, but jumps on every bandwagon going. Usually in order to gain social acceptance, and appear more intelligent than they actually are.

I see all the British middle class fake wingers have blacked out their social media profiles: As if they've ever even had a single objective thought about the situation.

by Rikstir June 5, 2020