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Gruddle

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When you wife wants a cuddle and you use the opportunity to grope her.
I wanted a cuddle not a gruddle.
by Rikstir July 4, 2018
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Jank

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Jank means, shit, useless, superfluous or crap.
This car is Jank, it 's broken down again!
by Rikstir May 24, 2017
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Millennial

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Millennial is an alternative name for Generation Y.

A generation is generally agreed to be about twenty years: Baby Boomers (40s & 50s), Generation X (60s & 70s), Millennials (80s & 90s), Generation Z (00s & 10s).

The three main defining attributes that Millennials have, seem to be: firstly that they have grown up taking technology for granted, secondly that they have grown up in a world where there are no consequences for bad behavior and thirdly that they have been told they can do whatever they like in the world as there are no winners or losers.

The former meaning that they are first generation who spend more time inside than outside doing something constructive. Advancements in entertainment technology and (half arsed lazy parenting from Generation X parents) has meant Millennials have grown up in bedrooms with their own TVs, stereos, laptops and game consuls. this has made the threat of "I'll send you to your room" moot, as there is no place the Millennial would rather be.

The later is more serious; due to the continual growth and proliferation of the ridiculous concept of "Politically Correct", Millennials have grown up; not being spanked at home (in most cases), not receiving any real punishment at school and even in the criminal justice system receiving derisory sentences.

The last has created a generation of "Special Little Snowflakes", who seem to think they can do what ever they want and are prone to tantrums if they don't get their own way. university.
I see the Millennials are crying about Brexit, a bit rich considering most of them didn't even bother to vote.
by Rikstir May 4, 2017
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Bullshit Baffles Brains

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Although the other definitions make sense, I've always associated a different meaning to this term. Bullshit Baffles Brains is a military term, I first heard it in the army thirty years ago. Rather than an attempt to deceive a third party, it is a description of the way the officers (management) and procedures are so filled with unnecessary and pointless bullshit, that they defy all logic and the fact that our glorious leaders had totally bought into that bullshit.
They want use to parade for the combat exercise in our best uniforms and change into our battle gear once we get into the field, talk about bullshit baffles brains.
by Rikstir April 28, 2017
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Loony Left

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Left Wing political policies or ideas that are utterly ridiculous and absurd to the point that only a lunatic could possibly think they were in any way valid.
Labour had no chance of getting elected under Kinock, he was from the Loony Left.
by Rikstir August 28, 2015
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Timethief

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Someone who is always late, meaning they are constantly steeling other people's time and wasting other people's lives.
You're five hours late! That's five hours of my life I'm never getting back you timethief!
by Rikstir July 31, 2015
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procaffination

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The inability to make a decision until you've had a cup of coffee.
Make me a coffe I'm flawed by procaffination today.
by Rikstir February 5, 2014
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