Gruddle

When you wife wants a cuddle and you use the opportunity to grope her.
I wanted a cuddle not a gruddle.
by Rikstir July 04, 2018
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Piky

Piky is a derogatory word for a member of the Irish travelling community in the UK, simply as that. It is sometimes used to insult; dirty, unruly, uncough and generally bad behavior but that is comparing the subject to being like a Piky and it doesn't mean they actually are.
See the Piky camp has moved on again and left everything they stole from the place before that, as rubbish on the street.
by Rikstir November 06, 2013
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Glastontory

Glastontory

I person who believes attending the Capitalist money making project called the Glastonbury Festival, makes them in some way; new age, green, liberal, open minded, or relevant.

Glastontories are the most phoney people on the planet. They will spend three days at the festival telling everyone how green they are, and then leave their tent and all their rubbish for someone else to clear up, because they’re just too lazy and ignorant to do it themselves. They will tell everyone at the festival how passionate they are about the homeless, but once they get back to the real world, they will walk past street people, like they’re from another planet. They will tell everyone about their boundless social conscience, whilst never actually contributing anything to planet Earth or the human race, except: waste, pollution, and unneeded children that will grow up to be just as ignorant, as they are.
I can remember when festivals were about music: Now everyone at them is a Glastontory.
by Rikstir August 22, 2019
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How's your bum for spots?

A traditional English greeting that literally means "How are you?".
Alright Treacle, how's your bum for spots?
by Rikstir June 24, 2022
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WOKE

Originally dating back to at least the 1940s, an African American grammatical error, used to mean AWAKE, in a political sense.

Unheard of in the UK until the BLM movement spread over here in the late 2010s.

Then hijacked by middle class pseudo Socialists, as a virtue signal.

Now used as an insult, to point out just how moronic and out of touch those people are.

WOKE is like COOL, if you think you are, you're defiantly not.
That WOKE twat thinks men can have babies.
by Rikstir August 30, 2023
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Bullshit Baffles Brains

Although the other definitions make sense, I've always associated a different meaning to this term. Bullshit Baffles Brains is a military term, I first heard it in the army thirty years ago. Rather than an attempt to deceive a third party, it is a description of the way the officers (management) and procedures are so filled with unnecessary and pointless bullshit, that they defy all logic and the fact that our glorious leaders had totally bought into that bullshit.
They want use to parade for the combat exercise in our best uniforms and change into our battle gear once we get into the field, talk about bullshit baffles brains.
by Rikstir April 28, 2017
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Timethief

Someone who is always late, meaning they are constantly steeling other people's time and wasting other people's lives.
You're five hours late! That's five hours of my life I'm never getting back you timethief!
by Rikstir July 31, 2015
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