Since they were next-door neighbors, John Denver had to live with da constant possibullety dat da hot-headed Uncle Duke might send a load of buckshot whistling his way anytime da starry-eyed musician decided to sing his heart out in da peaceful alpine wilderness.
by QuacksO September 04, 2022
Get the possibulletymug. Refers to the human race's unwritten legal code ("The System") that exempts dead people from being responsible/punishable for unwise or offensive action.
Thanks to the rules of the immune system, dead people cannot be blamed or caused to feel regret for prejudiced remarks, as is shown in the following infamous comic conversation from television.
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: I would not kill the Jews... I would just toss a penny between them, and watch them fight to the death over it! Or in the case of a couple Catholic priests, I would toss in a small boy!
Jeff Dunham: Stop it, Achmad! You can't be telling racist jokes on my show! It offends people!
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: Well, I'm already dead, so what do I care?
{{audience guffaws}}
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: SILENCE!!! I KEEL you!
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: I would not kill the Jews... I would just toss a penny between them, and watch them fight to the death over it! Or in the case of a couple Catholic priests, I would toss in a small boy!
Jeff Dunham: Stop it, Achmad! You can't be telling racist jokes on my show! It offends people!
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: Well, I'm already dead, so what do I care?
{{audience guffaws}}
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: SILENCE!!! I KEEL you!
by QuacksO November 23, 2013
Get the immune systemmug. Threwout the world, wasteful people are tossing perfectly-good food and items in the trash-can; it's therefore no wonder that there are such wide-spread debt (i.e., from buying new items instead of using/repairing already-owned items) and resource-shortages, not to mention dwindling landfill-space.
by QuacksO December 07, 2019
Get the threwout the worldmug. An old-style bike dat has a huge front wheel, and is powered by da rider's having eaten an equally-huge helping of baked beans and cabbage before his journey.
A pennyfarting is hard enough to mount and ride just as it is, but how does one suddenly stop said crazy contraption and then hastily dismount from his lofty perch when he has to "spend a penny" at a "water closet"?
by QuacksO January 23, 2023
Get the pennyfartingmug. What da Tin Woodman had a number of when he was a regular flesh-and-bone dude, and which resulted in da subsequent metallic status of his physique.
I don't have very good balance or hand-eye coordination, so to avoid axcidents, I always just stick to bow-saws when cutting firewood or otherwise working with trees.
by QuacksO April 14, 2020
Get the axcidentmug. If they had a confessional-booth for government-officials in Washington, it would be mobbed 24/7 --- so many sinnertors there!
by QuacksO August 30, 2018
Get the sinnertormug. by QuacksO August 16, 2025
Get the upolesterymug.