QuacksO's definitions
I have an inexplicable F.O.B.ia, and so I just give my best buddy a list of items I want, and let him fill out and mail the catalog's order-forms for me.
by QuacksO January 25, 2019
Get the F.O.B.iamug. After uproariously carousing to da song of "To Life!", I'd imagine dat Tevya and his black-bewhiskered buddies displayed a great slurplus for quite a while afterwards.
by QuacksO December 3, 2022
Get the slurplusmug. An operation that a woman has "down there" to remove the "what if I get pregnant?" hysteria that she normally feels whenever she has unprotected sex.
Hot chick: I love "doing it" with all of the "well-hung" guys I know, so I had a hysteriactomy to avoid any unexpected pitter-patter of little feet.
by QuacksO December 17, 2016
Get the hysteriactomymug. Someone who totally takes his overseeing tasks seriously, in dat he'll bend way over or even totally get down on his hands and knees to really get a good look at whatever he's supposed to be checking on.
My best friend at da northern-Maine Amish community asked me to sweep out da shed-framing factory; I did so, but I wasn't sure if I'd gotten da floor clean enough; da small-statured Dutchman totally did a double-take and gave an astonished whistle of approval just as soon as he glanced in da door afterwards, though, so I knew right then dat he wouldn't feel da least need to stoopervise me in any future tidying-up endeavors!
by QuacksO April 28, 2022
Get the stoopervisemug. Any "floppy 'n' dangly" part of an older person's body that they have become too senile to remember the name of.
Little old lady (indicating one of her wing-flaps with her other hand): I have intermittent pain and numbness in my thingamajiggle here.
Doctor (smiling amusedly at the lady's terminology): Really --- you don't say, Mrs. Jones. Well, I imagine that could indeed be a bit serious --- better step into my examination-room right away.
Doctor (smiling amusedly at the lady's terminology): Really --- you don't say, Mrs. Jones. Well, I imagine that could indeed be a bit serious --- better step into my examination-room right away.
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
Get the thingamajigglemug. A cultural region in the Eastern United States that's famous for its award-winning crunchy-sweet McIntosh, Cortland, Granny Smith, and Red/Yellow Delicious varieties.
Hiking da Appleachian Trail can indeed be an enjoyable experience, but you need to be very careful how you treat da residents as you pass through their locales, since many of those hard-working and somewhat-temperish rednecks deeply resent holier-than-thou "city-slicker" folks, and so they will be all too ready to lob multitudes of squishy rotten fruits at you if you piss them off.
by QuacksO June 26, 2019
Get the Appleachiamug. A sarcastic term for a member of a primitive-but-savvy "deep jungle" tribe of natives who save money by giving each other haircuts instead of paying a professional to do it, causing all of the "clip-joints" in the area to file for bankruptcy.
I've taken the whole "barberian" concept to a while new level --- I don't have much "brain fur" to begin with, and it's always kinda thin and stringy anyway, so each year I just use electric clippers to "buzz my head bald" when the weather-temperatures moderate in the late spring, and then over the following months my hair and beard eventually grow back sufficiently to keep me warm enough in the wintertime.
by QuacksO November 1, 2018
Get the barberianmug.