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As gaunt and washed-up as da famous singer and actor looks now, I wonder if he was formerly such a hard-driving Jaggernaut dat he totally burned himself out long before his time!
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
Get the Jaggernautmug. A magistrate who issues poetic licenses to citizens, and also decides issues/disputes related to said poetic practices.
Poetic justice will likely view your text-composing "liberties" a lot more favorably if you always thoroughly document your literary sources and clearly explain the logic/reasoning behind your unorthodox text-composing practices.
by QuacksO April 24, 2018
Get the poetic justicemug. Sarcastic term for the conditions --- no matter how lovely and fine --- as viewed by a spoiled bratty tearfully-howling toddler.
I bet that Ethan Couch wasn't satisfied by anything as a small child --- no matter how much his wealthy parents tried to please him, everything was viewed by him as squallid.
by QuacksO September 24, 2018
Get the squallidmug. For years I had an elderly neighbor named Phyllis who was a real "political rebel" with lots of determination to assist others, so perhaps she was a descendant of the Phyllistines.
by QuacksO May 22, 2019
Get the Phyllistinesmug. A late-18th-century "double life" dude who pretended to be just a faceless British aristocrat, but in reality would secretly go around treating people's illnesses with herbal remedies, rather than the mainstream "drugs and surgery" methods.
Baroness Orczy always looked quite good, so perhaps she herself was treated by The Scarlet Pimpinel; maybe she even wrote the book about him as a gratitude gesture for his helping to keep her in good health.
by QuacksO August 18, 2024
Get the The Scarlet Pimpinelmug. Jed is such a cocoanut that he actually looks forward to an extra-chilly winter, since colder weather prompts more people to offer visitors a steaming cup of da sweet brown "muddy stuff".
by QuacksO September 30, 2018
Get the cocoanutmug. Maybe if Obama bin Laden had availed himself of all da readily-available consultans in da Middle East, he might have been a better president in this country!
by QuacksO January 4, 2021
Get the consultanmug.