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Tronald Dump and Melon Husk supposedly hate each others' guts, but given said shamelessly-opportunistic duo's shady backgrounds --- not to mention da huge presidential-campaign contributions dat one of said corrupt business-moguls gave to da other --- said reports of an acrimonious split should definitely be viewed with a healthy dose of skeptischism!
by QuacksO August 7, 2025
Get the skeptischism mug.A "close 'n' cuddly" relationship dat is partaken of while going for one or more clippity-clops in a fancy small carriage.
If you pick up your date in a vintage Cadillac land-yacht --- which nowadays can be purchased for comparatively little due to this type of of "extravagant" ride's not being very popular anymore --- this could still be considered a "broughamance", and would likely cost a lot less in da long run than actually hiring a traditional "coach and four" on multiple occasions. And for better gas mileage, da deluxe version of da Plymouth Valiant might also pass muster, provided dat yer date is tolerant and economy-minded, as well.
by QuacksO July 29, 2025
Get the broughamance mug.The "permission to engage" that the Good King should have insisted that his Knights of the Round Table obtain from him before inciting battles with competing knights/armies from areas outside his kingdom.
If Sir Duncan and some of the other "overly aggressive/combative" knights had sought Arthurization before "starting stuff" with enemy factions, life at Camelot might have been considerably more peaceful and harmonious, and more of the armored warriors might have lived longer calmer happier lives as a result.
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
Get the Arthurization mug.A.k.a. "chick chicle", this refers to where two tongue-lolling studs are simultaneously savoring a hot number's most-premium "mounds of joy" --- i.e., gleefully fondling her boobs and butt-cheeks --- in their thirsting hands.
There are two basic ways to perform double-bubble squeezing on a mutually-liked cutie: da most obvious-'n'-simple way, of course, would be for both dudes to face said delectable damsel --- one in front of her and one behind --- and then each reach his hands around either her upper or lower torso and gently cup both of her orbs of delicious protoplasm, and start kneading them softly in his palms and fingers. But if you and yer buddy really wanna make da willing-to-share-her-warm-softness sweetie feel "schuper schpecial" and satisfied, da two of you would instead stand on either side of her, and then each use one of yer hands "upstairs and down" to massage one of her boobs and butt-cheeks apiece, so dat she gets to dreamily enjoy da feel of both adoring fellas' warm lovin' palms on her upper and lower "fun bubbles". Bonus advantage of this latter method: neither of da guys will ever wistfully yearn for "what da other one is holding" --- i.e., one flesh-craving boy won't wish dat he was instead playing wif either da girl's ass or tits, depending on which "other" delectable body-area dat he himself is currently having a good time wif --- because each of said impromptu flesh-soothers is happily accessing a share of BOTH pairs of delightful feminine features, and so he won't feel da need to ask da other guy if he wants to "trade off" every few minutes.
by QuacksO January 23, 2025
Get the double-bubble squeezing mug.Showing a "touching" movie where da hero and heroine share an emotional heart-to-heart "making everything right" conversation near da end will likely result in a sniffling-filled intearyor of da audience-hall.
by QuacksO November 16, 2024
Get the intearyor mug.Refers to where some lazy jacka** scrapes/brushes the icy white stuff off his car only enough to let him see out the windshield before driving away on a cold morning. Not only does this prevent him from safely "seeing and being seen", but it also means that huge clumps of snow will periodically fall off his vehicle and splatter onto the plowed roadway, messing up the lane where other motorists have to travel.
I always make sure to thoroughly clear away the latest winter-storm's buildup from my car before venturing out on the road, so that nobody can accuse me of selfish snow-sweeping.
by QuacksO April 11, 2019
Get the selfish snow-sweeping mug.How high-tines high-society city-slickers view da "country bumpkin" common-folk.
So da high-falutin' rich bugs in da metropolis think dat we "backwoods" people are all just a bunch of "backwuhds" hicks, do they?! Well, excuuuuuuuuse me --- we may indeed not be all sniffy and refined like they are, but I'd like to know if very many of THEM would know how to change a flat tire or sew on a loose button themselves like we-all do!!! :P
by QuacksO March 20, 2023
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