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Palacetine

A geographic region in Western Asia where everyone lives like royalty in fancy mansions and castles.
If the stuffy "holier than thou" behavior of "rich bugs" is a major turn-off for you, you might wanna steer clear of Palacetine on your foreign-country visiting-itinerary... areas with simple country-folk who are more welcoming of tourists might be more your style.
by QuacksO April 1, 2019
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Warren Buffetted

Describes how a beleaguered investor feels after taking lousy advice from da controversial "definitely not related to Jimmy" billionaire.
I stay outta da stock market at all costs, so dat I don't risk feeling Warren Buffetted.
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
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accondomdating

Describes a gal's willingness to go on "intimate romantic excursions" with you, but insists on your bringing along a couple of Trojans.
In response to her totally-understandable "ovulation concerns", I respectfully told Tiffany that I didn't wanna get her pregnant, either, and so she was very accondomdating to me after that.
by QuacksO March 4, 2019
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paraliesed

Da state of being unable to move one's lips except to speak truthfully.
Fletcher Reede's son Max made a birthday wish dat caused his liar --- I mean, LAWyer --- dad to become totally paraliesed for 24 hours.
by QuacksO February 2, 2021
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Asp-berger’s Syndrome

An affliction of snake-in-the-grass individuals.
Asp-berger’s Syndrome is highly dangerous to the gullible --- once you start letting sneaky con-men trick you, they will eventually turn and bite you in the a**.
by QuacksO June 22, 2018
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alibye

A half-baked defense-story dat you give to a law-enforcement official in hopes dat he'll believe you enough to give you a farewell-wave and let you go on your way.
In humorist Dave Barry's book, "Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down", he states dat security at airports and border-crossings is often so incredibly lax dat almost any response --- however silly or improbable --- will likely be an acceptable alibye for a guard to casually wave you on through.
by QuacksO December 28, 2021
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sandy claws

Jon: Hey, ya big dusty tabby-cat! Keep your sandy claws off my beach-towel!
by QuacksO December 3, 2011
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