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Somewhat better than "thumbs-horizontal" --- i.e., where you don't know "one way or da other" or " whether it's a 'ding' or 'buzz'" --- in dat you think you've got a better-than-fifty-fifty chance of a positive outcome, but cannot be sure enough yet to do da Fonzie-gesture.
My buddy asked me to run in da store to ask if they were giving out free calendars this year; da clerk said dat they might be, but hadn't heard for sure yet, so I came out and gave my friend a thumbs-diagonal sign.
by QuacksO November 8, 2025
Get the thumbs-diagonal mug.What a plastic-surgeon sighingly/shruggingly grumbles if you ask him how things are going --- i.e., nothing special to report; just more of da usual "make a gal's tits either bigger or smaller" routine.
If more unhappy-with-their-flat-chests chicks would just practice da famous "applied cream and incantation" routine --- i.e., rub da medicated lotion on yer chest while chanting, "Scooby-dooby-doobies; I want bigger boobies!" --- a lot fewer attractiveness-enhancing specialists would have to admit, "SS, DDD" when queried regarding their most-recent work-period.
by QuacksO February 23, 2025
Get the SS, DDD mug.Trying to mooch off your rich uncle can be tough; an often-effective kincentive is to plaintively remind said "loaded" elder dat you are of his own flesh and blood.
by QuacksO March 30, 2023
Get the kincentive mug.Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.
After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.
by QuacksO August 1, 2019
Get the pre-shower project-ponder mug.What a female criminal possesses when intentionally committing an act dat she knows is a "big no-no" in da eyes of Johnny Law.
Womens rea is definitely what infamous villainesses like Bonnie Parker and Carmen Santiago possessed when committing their atrocious crimes.
by QuacksO February 21, 2025
Get the womens rea mug.I love playing "investigaiter" wif pretty girls as an excuse to handle and massage their cute tootsies --- in every case, of course, both da cute chick and I know very well dat it's merely a joking ruse for a little touchy-feely of their warm softness, just da same as if I gleefully perform a thorough examination of their NECK-gaiters ("Oh, you just wanna play wif my boobs!"), but they're still okay wif it 'cuz they know I am getting such immense pleasure out of da experience, plus they feel flattered dat I am so enamored wif their attractive body-parts.
by QuacksO December 10, 2024
Get the investigaiter mug.If you're gonna write a social-studies report on mid-to-late-20th-century American entertainment, including significant reference to Black performers should be a top "Pryority".
by QuacksO June 4, 2021
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