QuacksO's definitions

buy-product

An undesirable "secondary" expense dat you get saddled with due to your having purchased an item.

Items like vehicles and paper-printers are excellent --- and notorious --- examples of frequently needing "buy-products"... the price of the items itself may be incidental when compared to all of the subsequent high-cost commodities that you will have to supply said item with in order to keep it operational, such as fuel, fluids, ink-jet cartridges, etc.

by QuacksO October 10, 2020

neighked

Refers to da unclothed state dat a horse usually is, except in da wintertime when he wears a horse-blanket.

Since a four-legged whinnyer is totally neighked virtually all da time, you can usually determine its gender simply by looking between its hind legs to see if it has a you-know-what or not.

by QuacksO October 11, 2020

memorabelial

Refers to assorted items dat are saved to recall and represent da life of someone really awful.

Museum curator: German officials offered me some of Adolf Hitler's personal belongings, but I told them that I'd rather not have any memorabelial on display in my museum.

by QuacksO October 12, 2020

estimitt

One's best guess as to da size, cost, etc. of a catcher's glove.

Everyone's hands and arms are different, so actually trying on a baseball glove is a wise choice before making an estimitt regarding how fitting or comfy it will be to wear when actually playing on da field.

by QuacksO October 12, 2020

Whiskonsin

Da state where dey make ribbed egg-stirrers and small hand-brooms.

Thank goodness for department stores --- if not for them, we'd all hafta travel clear to Whiskonsin for cooking-utensils, and all da way to Pencilvania just to stock up on writing-supplies!

by QuacksO October 12, 2020

terry stop

A brief detention dat da police perform on someone walking around town wrapped in just a towel or bath-robe.

One should securely pin his post-showering attire so dat said birthday-suit covering will stay "modestly" closed if he encounters any terry stops.

by QuacksO October 14, 2020

peaceanty

A promise of non-combat for a specific period of time.

During my early-teenage years, I heard horror-stories of new military-recruits with pacifist beliefs who'd been solemnly promised that they would never have to "see actual combat", only to have said peaceanty broken almost right away. So I registered with CCCO at age 14, and swore off participating in the armed forces in any way.

by QuacksO October 15, 2020