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What listening to too many reruns of da "Heeeeeeere's Johnny!" show may be if you're sensitive to crappy-a** foolishness.
In "The Shining", Jack's potential harm to Wendy was a lot more serious than merely being Carsonogenic when he axed the door and blurted out his famous Ed-McMahon-impersonation line!
by QuacksO November 8, 2022
Get the Carsonogenic mug.What power companies hafta endure every time there's a widespread/extended blackout for no apparent reason.
Now dat da electricity infrastructure has been improved over how it had been in da '60's and '70's, there are fewer outages during inclement weather, and so da power companies don't receive so much gridicule as they used to.
by QuacksO November 8, 2022
Get the gridicule mug.Da distressing/disgusting "flaky fallout" dat we've all been suffering with ever since da infamous "elevated playing-card" prez left office.
Da arrogant mussed-up-haired ex-commander-in-chief claims to have written "The Art Of The Deal" and all da rest of "his" many books himself, but it is now revealed dat dey were all ghost-written --- yep, da disgraceful "Dondruff" has finally come out!
by QuacksO November 8, 2022
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I always either ask a gal if she can get pregnant or use protection, so dat none of my gleeful ejaculations between her legs will be a "motherload".
by QuacksO November 6, 2022
Get the motherload mug.Humorous reference to Al Capone or any of da other evil 'n' ferocious Godfather-goons of da Prohibition era whom Da Great Elliott wanted to secure in a prison cell with da turn of a key.
Da term "Lock Ness Monster" could also work in reverse, and refer to how da assorted mobsters viewed da renegade "Treasury Man" for his relentless pursuit of them and his efforts to curtail their personal freedom.
by QuacksO November 6, 2022
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Dude #1: You really oughtta try asking Tiffany to let you "squeeze theeze", Buddy! I've played with them a lot, and trust me --- she's got really delightful big gazongas!
Dude #2: Well, maybe I should ask her, but can you fill me in on da D-tails of what they look and feel like, so I can know what to expect when I do get to see and touch them?
Dude #2: Well, maybe I should ask her, but can you fill me in on da D-tails of what they look and feel like, so I can know what to expect when I do get to see and touch them?
by QuacksO November 6, 2022
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