QuacksO's definitions

ill-gotten income

Profits acquired through making people sick, such as Big Biz's hooking them on tobacco/alcohol/drugs/gambling, or a doctor's using methods and/or treatments that he knows will probably just either make his patients feel even worse or give them maladies/injuries that they didn't even have before.

It's difficult enough to prove in court that someone knew beforehand that his products or services would harm his customers, but then if he is eventually found guilty and ordered to finance a settlement, it's even harder to get him to part with any of his ill-gotten income.

by QuacksO September 15, 2019

eggnoggin

Da headachy fuzzy-brained feeling dat you wake up with after an evening of gluttonously guzzling "thickened flavored milk" Christmas-cordial. Said painful woozy hangover can occur even if said super-rich liquid-libation isn't of the "spiked" variety, since each sip packs so many calories and carbs.

I really "went to town" scooping up bargains at WalMart's post-Christmas groceries-sale, and now I gots a major case of eggnoggin!!

by QuacksO January 7, 2020

eriesistible

What some people find da fourth-largest of da Great Lakes, and/or da coastal town in Pennsylvania.

Da famous "mule named Sal" seemed to find da New-York-State-traversing canal dat she plodded "eriesistible", since she so-willingly towed her master's barge along said meandering waterway innumerable times over da span of a full decade-and-half without ever complaining.

by QuacksO June 17, 2023

goodbuying

What you'll eventually be doing to a person who makes excessive purchases.

If an acquaintance of yours keeps mooching money off of you because there are so many instances of a "good buy" on assorted merchandise, you'll have to be "goodbuying" him sometime before you run out of savings. :P

by QuacksO December 30, 2024

eggsactly

What you reply if someone asks you whether he should not put all of his hen-fruits in one basket.

Wally-world sells Grade-A large whites in bulk boxes of sixty, which is eggsactly why it's a good idea to save cardboard dozen-size cartons; you can take da cackleberries out of da bulk container and put them into five of said cartons, so dat they are easier to store and access.

by QuacksO May 4, 2022

dorability

Da measure of how physically robust everyone's favorite pint-sized cropped-brunette adventurer is.

Da term "dorability" could also refer to da degree of continued popularity of Little Miss Explorer's show --- i.e., how well said kiddie-series has "stood da test of time".

by QuacksO January 17, 2025

roarigin

Where one or more loud animal vocalizations, natural phenomenons, or revving-engine sounds came from.

I went for a jungle-hike looking for some gigantic machine dat was making a huge racket, but then I discovered dat da roarigin of said deafening throaty noises was just a pack of gorillas during breeding season.

by QuacksO November 21, 2023