QuacksO's definitions

wild goose chase

A frenzied headlong pursuit of someone wif a cute behind dat you wish to pinch.

Dorothy Zbornak's Uncle Angelo speaks of his "being a butt man" and loving da smooth rounded derriere of da hot-bodied waitress whom he later took as his wife, but he also states dat he merely asked said "hot looker" for her hand in marriage; there is no mention of his having to engage in a wild goose chase to catch her so dat he could delightedly squeeze her luscious and sumptuous tushie.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

Turkquoise

A lovely bluish-green gemstone that comes from a transcontinental country in Western Asia.

Experiencing a refreshing "professional' bath and massage is even more delightful if the bathing-pool is lined with luscious-hued tiles of seawater-colored Turkquoise, which enhances the clear-wavery "heated-mineral-springs" look of the water.

by QuacksO June 12, 2019

unfordtunate

What you'll be if your blue-oval-badged jalopy decides to perform its classic "Found On da Road Dead" routine --- i.e., suffer a major breakdown while you're out cruisin' da highways.

Whether you drive an F-150 or a Focus, you'll wanna be sure to diligently "fix or repair daily" on your 4-wheeled "Henry heap", to better ensure dat you don't have an "unfordtunate" mishap partway through your road-trip!

by QuacksO March 16, 2024

whamnesia

An altered state of mind whereby a dude does not recall partaking of a bouncy-bouncy with one or more ladies.

Bill Clinton has had so many casual flings over the years ("Honk if you HAVEN'T slept with Clinton") that it might come as no surprise if he claims whamnesia about some of them.

by QuacksO April 17, 2022

Pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole...

What you see when lying on yer side in da bed of a cruising pickup truck and watching da "rhythmically-wavy" line of da roadside utility-service cables going past.

If it had been da infamous "Hot Rod Lincoln" (as opposed to just a "regular" or "everyday" vehicle traveling at a "normal" 50-to-60 miles per hour) dat an observer had been riding in when watching da passing electric-wires, said wires would probably have resembled a "rapid heartbeat" EKG-line rather than just a moderate-speed "Pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole..." --- da song specifically states dat "da telephone poles looked like a picket fence".

by QuacksO May 25, 2020

sciontology

A belief system which teaches dat all trees came from grafted buds or shoots.

Gardening isn't my thing, anyway, and so there would be no chance of my dabbling in sciontology.

by QuacksO September 7, 2022

sertafication

Official recognition of a mattress.

Tiffany had comfy cuddling wif me and got a good night's sleep in my bed, so she gave me a 100% sertafication.

by QuacksO June 8, 2024