QuacksO's definitions
Da cute cheerleaders from da local football team allowed me to accompany them into their locker room for free so dat I could see them get naked while they showered and changed, but they said that there's be a sports-donation sircharge if I wanted to actually have touchy-feely privileges of their upstairs or downstairs "fun-bubbles".
by QuacksO February 14, 2025
Get the sirchargemug. An exotic metal commonly utilized to alloy with parentium to form a stronger bond between da latter and its "isotopes" (i.e., offspring).
Auntimony may indeed provide supplementary melding of familial relationships, but "auntimoney" can work even greater wonders to keep da pint-sized "isotopes" happy and "connected"; da only problem is dat said undeserved addition of "precious metal" (i.e., gold or silver, which is symbolic of cash) may actually cause a REDUCED "bond" between said little ones and their parentium, since said "base-metal" may then appear stingy and spartan when its more-moderate level of giving is compared to said adult-sisterly contributions!
by QuacksO January 29, 2022
Get the auntimonymug. To refuse to take no for an answer when requesting a loan/handout from others (i.e., asking them to "open their purses").
I have totally given up on "loaning" money to the local moochers ('cuz they seldom pay me back --- duhhh), but some of them are surely purseistent in continuing to ask me, anyway.
by QuacksO March 13, 2019
Get the purseistentmug. A law dat prevents someone from hollering about a gate's being left unsecured if said closable barrier has been in said undone state for a long period of time.
As often as James Herriot had vehemently reminded Farmer Ripley about the broken gate that kept causing him injurious grief every time he had to open or shut it, there is little chance that said lazy farmer could bring a door-laches claim against said hapless country-vet for his indignant and aggravated protests regarding said deteriorated barrier.
by QuacksO December 3, 2020
Get the door-lachesmug. Refers to a legal eagle who specializes in sports-related court-proceedings.
A number of famous "bigwig" attourneys really had a financial (and sensational media-exposure) field day wif da likes of O.J Simpson, Mike Tyson, and Pete Rose.
by QuacksO May 23, 2020
Get the attourneymug. Cruella's appalling attitudes and behavior-patterns --- especially with regards to pet animals --- were blatant vileations of anything decent and acceptable.
by QuacksO July 30, 2021
Get the vileationmug. If Jerry Seinfeld had actually tried to consume all of those six huge boxes of Chinese gum ("A hundred dollars' worth!"), he'd have had quite an extended richewal to perform!
by QuacksO July 7, 2025
Get the richewalmug.