QuacksO's definitions

intermeadeiate

"Middle of da road" expertise about using a telescope.

Due to da extremely narrow field of view of many telescopes, separate finder-scopes are a necessary accessory even for intermeadeiate astronomers.

by QuacksO April 28, 2025

neckuity

Da value of your uninjured throat as gauged by da length of time dat you've preserved its unscathed status.

Due to da Queen of Hearts' perpetually-simmering temper and her predisposition for executions, da neckuity of her courtiers and subjects was always in jeopardy.

by QuacksO April 25, 2021

2-stroke engine

A combination of a gal who's an expert at giving killer hand-jobs and a guy who's so aroused dat he's just about ready to blow when da gal first takes his tautly-engorged schlong in her hands, and thus she gets him off with just a single up-down rub.

If a gal has perfect timing with her hand/wrist/arm when performing a 2-stroke engine with a virile dude, it's possible for her to achieve a "synchronized plug-firing" --- i.e., doing the down-stroke on the boy's cock at the same moment as each throbbing burst of release --- during said balls-draining session. Plus if the guy's sperm-glands are fully recharged from having waited a sufficient period of time after his last ejaculation, then this "piston-cycle" operation can be performed up to maybe a dozen times for each successive spurt until the eager stud finally "runs dry".

by QuacksO August 7, 2019

wrestitution

Forcibly-obtained compensation/correction for one or more past wrongs suffered by da person doing said forcible valuables-extraction, or by da client of said extractor.

Calvin thought he could compel Susie to pay him a sizeable ransom for da return of her stuffed bunny, but then when Susie ran off with Hobbes, it was Calvin himself who became da unwilling giver of wrestitution.

by QuacksO July 15, 2021

ickytheologist

Somebody who studies da scale-slime and other disgusting body fluids in fish.

I suppose I can stomach having someone occasionally make "ishy squishy fishy" jokes, but isn't becoming an ickytheologist taking it a bit too far???

by QuacksO February 22, 2023

mearacle

What Jerry Stiller must have considered it when he first met his future wife.

Given all they went through in life, it seems a mearacle that the Stiller couple was married for over sixty years.

by QuacksO March 8, 2021

Kregslist

Da online swap 'n' shop forum for woodworkers.

Cool dude #1: Wow, nice set of pocket-jigs, Man! How'd ya get those?
Cool dude #2: Found 'em on Kregslist.

by QuacksO December 20, 2023