QuacksO's definitions
A noisy and spectacular phenomena of color-rich patches of lights in the sky, the sounds remind observers of agitated lions, while the ethereal images resemble bounding hogs; scientists and historians alike theorize that this is likely where the term "when pigs fly" originated.
Since Hazzard County is located in the deep south, its residents seldom witness much Northern Lights activity, but they need only be present at one of Boss Hogg's infamous crybaby tirade-rants to see plenty of Auroara Boarealis action.
by QuacksO July 8, 2018
Get the Auroara Boarealismug. The slightly-disgusted/irritated verbal "I'm over here" (Goobah-brain/Numb-nutz optional) attention-getter that you call to a seemingly-tunnel-visioned visitor who has obliviously walked right past you on his way to knock on the front door of your house, never noticing that you were sortin' fasteners or paintin' up buoys in da tool-shed less than twenty feet away.
There are so many absurdly-unaware people in dis here town; I almost always have to give a yard-yo if I'm outdoors when one of those dim-minded blokes comes a-knocking.
by QuacksO July 9, 2018
Get the yard-yomug. I got multiple Igorgasms from watching "Young Frankenstein" and then listening to an entire boxed-set record-album of Russian classical music.
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
Get the Igorgasmmug. A memorial service for some no-account a**h**e whom virtually nobody liked --- or even associated with any more than they could help it --- while he was alive, and so there are almost no folks who attend said service because they neither want to bother paying their respects nor would they likely be able to squeeze out any crocodile-tears on his behalf; if anything, they're probably secretly thinking, "Good riddance!", and are actually **glad** to hear that he's passed, since it means that he will no longer be bothering them.
Ebeneezer Scrooge's fewneral was predicted to have a very low turnout, especially if there were no refreshments offered afterwards --- as one of the gentlemen in a small group whom the Ghost Of Christmas Yet-To-Come showed Scrooge said, "I must be fed, if I make one."
by QuacksO February 12, 2019
Get the fewneralmug. I don't bother with ANY religion --- Catholicism or otherwise --- and so I don't worry too much about "Hell merries". I just try to conscientiously follow the Golden Rule, and leave it at that.
by QuacksO October 31, 2023
Get the Hell merriesmug. What sometimes occurs after your first "hot 'n' heavy" session with a new chick ; it's where da gal quietly swings her legs over da side of your bed and then sits there glumly brooding about whether she wants to stay and engage in further lovemaking with you. What you'll want to do to maximize your chances of keeping da gal interested in you, therefore, is to speedily remind her of what a nice warm-hearted cuddly guy you are, and dat she'll receive "lots more delightful huggy-stuff" if she'll just stick around... as soon as you are awake enough to realize dat she is sitting there, you should immediately scooch yourself up against her back, gently wrap yer feet around her waist in an affectionate leg-hug, reach around in front of her and lovingly palm-cup her boobs, and tenderly rest your head against her shoulder and cheek while cooing softly, so dat she no longer feels ignored or neglected. (Note --- shoulder-scrunchies are an especially welcome and highly-effective soul-pleaser here, as well.) Then if she seems okay wif all dat, softly lay her back down onto da bed, neatly arrange da pillows under her head and swing her feet and legs back under do covers (extra points if you perform da bower-bird bed-buddy routine here, too, so dat da cutie feels "uniformly" warm and comfy), then put yer arms around her and snuggle/spoon her till her shivering and sadness are dispelled, after which you can probably have sex wif her again and then doze off in each other's arms once more.
All of da above advice is excellent for making a nice gal wanna stay and canoodle wif you, but sharing a relaxing warm shower wif her works wonders, as well... if da cutie is having any post-coital melancholy doubts about whether she wants to be your snuggle-bunny, just treat her to a nice long soothing steamy sudsy shower (remember to soap/scrub her back and massage her shoulder-blades without her having to request it), and you'll likely have her head-swimmingly back in love wif you in no time flat!
by QuacksO April 21, 2019
Get the post-coital melancholymug. Three-piece-suit bu**s**t in which one or more "legal eagle" entities "make a federal case" regarding one or more of their smaller feathered-creature cousins' noisily winging about in small areas.
Snoopy may occasionally be irritated by Woodstock's "silly bird" antics, but he realizes dat said loopy actions are merely typical canary behavior, and so he would never resort of flitigation about it.
by QuacksO January 29, 2025
Get the flitigationmug.