QuacksO's definitions

grassroots organization

A groups of ordinary citizens responsible for producing marijuana seedlings.

Disgusted teenager: I was invited by a local youth-counselor to join a "grassroots organization" for the "betterment of mankind", and so naturally I'd assumed that I would be helping people to cultivate a little weed for fun and recreational use. But of course it turned out to just be volunteering for boring tasks like performing community-service, scheduling and attending town-meetings, printing up and distributing petition-flyers, etc... what a letdown!

by QuacksO February 8, 2020

alternative mounds of joy

Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.

Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.

by QuacksO February 1, 2017

exorbacist

A self-proclaimed curse-lifter who charges outrageous fees for his/her "services".

Sherry Tina Uwanawich was a classic example of an exorbacist --- she recently got busted big-time for her deceitful fleecing of naive hapless believers in black magic.

by QuacksO September 16, 2019

I prish-ee-yate it

What you say to a fellow human to humorously express your gratitude for his favoring you in some way. Usually said regarding a fairly-minor assistance-extending, where exceptionally "proper 'n' dignified" thanks would not usually be expected; it can also be used to lighten da mood if da circumstances surrounding da other person's helping you had been somewhat trying, tedious, exhausting, etc.

Cool dude, #1: Sorry to interrupt ya, Bud, but before you re-mount my tire, could you possibly install a longer valve-stem for my rim, so dat I could more-easily add air when necessary?
Cool dude #2, who's operating da tire-mounting machine: Sure thing, Chief! I get 'em in bulk, too, so I'll only charge ya an extra two-fifty for it.
Cool dude #1: Thanks so much, Man --- I prish-ee-yate it super-greatly!

by QuacksO March 25, 2025

texcessive

What da 72-ounce steak challenge may be for some people.

Just a regular cowboy hat is plenty big enough --- a twenty-gallon model is definitely texcessive.

by QuacksO November 13, 2024

Wanna come along on some howling adventures wif me?

What you eye-twinklingly ask a buddy, infirm/elderly neighbor, cute chick, etc. when you both know dat you're merely asking said other person if he/she wants to ride along wif you on a simple shopping and/or errands-running trip into town.

Asking someone, "Wanna come along on some howling adventures wif me?" can yield benefits not just for you, but for da other person, too --- not only will he be providing you wif pleasant/entertaining companionship on your otherwise-boring-and-ordinary sojourn, but it may also allow HIM to accomplish one or more desired activities of his own while he's in said business district, such as stocking up on groceries/housewares, doing laundry, etc. Plus of course, he will be able to perform said tasks more easily, economically, safely, etc, than if he'd had to either make said "trip to da big city" all by himself, or get someone else to do it for him.

by QuacksO August 17, 2023

interfearence

A terror-causing action or situation dat hampers progress.

In one of da "Beep! Beep! The Roadrunner" comics, Wile E. Coyote catches a "beeper" who's visiting from England, and is preparing to cook him in his stewpot. One of da fellow roadrunners calls up and uses "interfearence" --- i.e., impersonating an official from da "International Coyote Committee" and threatening Wile E. wif a termination of his membership if he "breaks the law by eating a foreign bird" --- to flimflam said bloodthirsty carnivore into releasing said "old country" denizen.

by QuacksO December 7, 2021