QuacksO's definitions

impurseonate

To pretend to either be rich, or be someone who normally carries a handbag.

Wearing a dress, applying heavy makeup, and keeping your face stubble-free is a good way to begin with your efforts to impurseonate a human of da fairer gender, but if you really wanna convincingly look like a woman, you might need to wear fake boobs in addition to carrying a shoulder-satchel.

by QuacksO December 28, 2023

arbitraitor

Someone who claims to be an independent and prejudice-free dispute-settler, but secretly has his own agenda in deciding said contentious matters.

No matter how a judge rules, da losing party is likely gonna think dat said robed gavel-thumper is just an arbitraitor who either unfairly favors da other side, or is planning to commit one or more crimes of his own regarding da issue under discussion.

by QuacksO December 29, 2023

alphabetic arbitration

An A-to-Z assortment of petty matters dat hafta be decided in court:
AArbitration: Legal wranglings regarding how long you hafta attend sobriety meetings.
barbitration: Gavel-banging decisions regarding da design of fishing-hooks.
carbitration: (1) What your health-foods-fanatic parents subject you to regarding how sweet/starchy your diet is allowed to be. (2) Da overly-picky/onerous rules dat da DMV dictates to us.
farbitration: Bu**s**t rules regarding longer distances.
garbitration: What snooty grownups foist upon you regarding your clothing choices.
jarbitration: Regulations about glass screw-top containers.
marbitration: Statutes da deal with dents and scratches in an objects paint/finish.
parbitration: What Goldfinger would have liked to take his "wrong-ball game-forfeiture" disappointment with James Bond to.
tarbitration: Legal proceedings regarding either tobacco by-products or da sticky messy goo dat they seal roofs with.
warbitration: What two opposing armies eventually resort to when they see dat they are too closely matched for one of da other to win their battle.

Additional alphabetic arbitration terms are possible is you alter da spellings slightly:
arbortration: Laws governing either drill/lathe-mandrels of vertical-frame landscaping.
barbertration: Stipulations on when/how you can get a haircut.
Farbertration: Dictates what kitchen gadgets may be used.
harbortration: Stupid rules governing a safe anchorage.

by QuacksO December 29, 2023

evidents

"Noticeable nicks" dat point towards someone's having damaged an item.

If two vehicles show signs of a collision, and flakes of paint from each vehicle are present on said areas, dat is pretty strong evidents dat they did indeed encounter forcible contact!

by QuacksO December 29, 2023

mirrorcle

What Alice discovered regarding da powers of da looking-glass in her bedroom.

Considering dat da evil Queen smashed her silvered-glass appearance-checker in crybaby fury when it gave her news dat she didn't like, it was a total mirrorcle dat said reflective visage-viewer could later continue telling her about da relative attractiveness of herself compared to Snow White.

by QuacksO December 30, 2023

lickquid assets

Cash dat a lady hopes to obtain from a guy by giving him one or more tongue-lolling blowjobs.

Dogs and girls alike seem to think dat they can extract lickquid assets out of mushy-hearted dudes.

by QuacksO December 30, 2023

Chiknees

Da nationality of Asian folks who practice da custom of respectfully "getting 50% down" --- i.e., bending your legs at da first joint, so dat you're halfway between standing and sitting on da ground.

I find dat emulating da Chiknees is rather awkward and physically demanding; a 45-degree bow, tip/doff of my hat, or a solemn handshake is more my style when reverently greeting someone.

by QuacksO December 31, 2023