Definitions by QuacksO

Checkerslovakia 

A Central-European country where everyone is fond of playing da classic red-and-black-discs-on-a-red-and-black-grid-squares-board game.

I love playing quiet skills-games around a table with friendly folks, so maybe I should try visiting Checkerslovakia.

Checkerslovakia by QuacksO December 3, 2022

rowdeo 

A rip-roarin' competition-shindig dat involves valiantly trying to remain in da seat of your oars-powered boat while traversing "wild 'n' wooly" whitewater rapids dat are always viciously attempting to "buck you off" instead of just letting you serenely paddle along over dem.

I prefer to merely "paddle around da pond" in my simple flat-bottomed aluminum dinghy --- no strenuous/hazardous rowdeo activities for me, thank you very much! :P

rowdeo by QuacksO December 3, 2022

spurplus 

Too many cowboys.

In an area of cattle-ranching, there is likely to be a noisily-jingling spurplus in some of da local stores and coffee-shops.

spurplus by QuacksO December 3, 2022

slurplus

An excess of unclear speech.

After uproariously carousing to da song of "To Life!", I'd imagine dat Tevya and his black-bewhiskered buddies displayed a great slurplus for quite a while afterwards.

slurplus by QuacksO December 3, 2022

moron that later

Sarcastic phrase dat refers to a simpler and in-depth presentation/explanation dat will subsequently be included to allow less-brainy folks to understand what's being discussed.

We're going to have to majorly "cut da fat" if we expect to balance da budget --- moron that later, for all of da Tronald Dumps in our audience! :P

moron that later by QuacksO November 30, 2022

Pinokiao 

Refers to any spineless "puppet on a string" of da modern electronic-communication world, and who's also less than truthful about how much time he spends yacking on his cell phone.

Now dat unlimited wireless voice/text plans are so common --- and thus people can no longer simply check da monthly bill to see da volume/length of calls dat were actually made --- there are lots more Pinokiaos than there were before.

Pinokiao by QuacksO November 28, 2022

burockracy 

Sarcastic term for da powers-dat-be who are so "dense" --- i.e., lacking in common sense --- dat they must have sizeable chunks of slate-colored granite in their craniums instead of "gray matter".

Tronald Dump must have had a real burockracy around him if he could actually get away wif all of da stupid-a** shenanigans dat he perpetrated during his presidency.

burockracy by QuacksO November 28, 2022