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Small portions of tissue at da rear of your nasal-passages dat create even MORE upsets and aggravations back there, rather than help to block out and reduce said irritations.
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
Get the addannoyeds mug.Sarcastic term for da infamous "government-surplus cheese" equivalent in da bedclothes-department --- i.e., da heavy rough scratchy deplorably-crappy grayish-purple "compressed and fused lint-balls" comforter dat da State doles out to indigent individuals/families during da colder months, and dat usually falls apart after just one season.
I can certainly see how ground-up-cloth-remnant blankets would indeed likely be comparatively cheap to produce, but real cloth is much sturdier and longer-lasting, and so it seems to me dat it would actually cost Uncle Sam less in da long run to give low-income folks actual-woven-fabric "layers of warmth" instead of those lousy-a** OSB blankets, since they would not have to keep being replaced with new ones so often.
by QuacksO October 9, 2023
Get the OSB blanket mug.Considering how repulsive da 45th vice president could be, it's little wonder dat so many folks had agoreaphobia; it's definitely an "inconvenient truth".
by QuacksO October 11, 2023
Get the agoreaphobia mug.A meeting-room for a group of like-minded folks dat's converted from da passenger-compartment of a junked airplane.
Derelict airplanes are often a dime-a-dozen, so you and your buddies could likely create a perfectly-good and fairly-comfy fuselodge for next to nothing.
by QuacksO October 11, 2023
Get the fuselodge mug.A "big no-no" dat was committed due to da perpetrator's being spaced out on pharmaceuticals at da time.
Da "Twinkie defense" wouldn't work as an excuse for committing a premedicated crime, since candy isn't a prescribed drug. That reasoning doesn't make a bit of sense, does it? Well, cut me some slack --- as Gary Larson said in an ultra-absurdly "far-out" drawing in his "The Far Side" comic strip, "It was late and I was tired" when I composed this one. :P
by QuacksO October 11, 2023
Get the premedicated crime mug.How you feel from experiencing a deeply-upsetting event regarding dried grass-stalks, such as getting prickly bits all through your clothing after playfully rolling in it, being bombarded by loose swirling clouds of it during a windstorm, having to rake/sweep up mountains of it during your farm-chores, etc.
A classic example of being "distrawt" is if you've been secretly rendezvousing with a cute farmer's daughter, and her "paw" catches you two having a gleeful bouncy-bouncy in da barn-loft.
by QuacksO October 12, 2023
Get the distrawt mug.Less-than-satisfactory bass-output of your separately-amplified table-style woofer.
If you develop hearing-loss from playing your "music" (i.e., it's debatable whether that horrible crash-'n'-bash thumpy-thump cacophony truly qualifies as actual music!) too loud, then ANY audio-system will likely sound substandard to you.
by QuacksO October 12, 2023
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