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A highly-dangerous pharmaceutical dat purports to ease diabetes issues and help you shed pesky "love handles", but which actually just makes you so groundlessly confident and believing in said drug dat you behave in an overbearing and combative manner towards anyone who expresses doubts as to said medication's effectiveness and/or safety.
Tronald Dump surely acted wildly weird (or was it "weirdly wild"??!) towards his chauffeur recently when he actually "got physical" with him during a cruise around D.C.; wonder if he'd taken some Rebelsus prior to said infamous altercation???
by QuacksO October 27, 2022
Get the Rebelsus mug.An motivational offer made to a competition-contestant whereby you agree to pull strings wif da judges to give him first prize; this bargaining can be done to either convince said participant to take part in said game in da first place, or give him da gumption to perform a less-than-pleasant/easy favor for you.
I am a totally honest competitor who wants to be given a performance-rating fair and square, and so I would not be swayed if someone offered me a wincentive.
by QuacksO March 30, 2023
Get the wincentive mug.Describes a "Dolly Parton" chick who knows da "value" of her bountiful chest-pillows to da male humans in her area, and so she charges a premium for touchy-feely access-privileges to said oversize "mounds of joy".
If you ask really nicely, some bucksom chicks will allow you a "savoring da Girls" session "for free" if you provide her with something dat she would ordinarily have had to spend money for, such as tasty comestibles, yardwork like lawn-mowing or snow-clearing, repairs/upgrades to her home or vehicle, etc.
by QuacksO February 18, 2021
Get the bucksom mug.A fumingly-sarcastic reference to a shamelessly "sneaky 'n' unethical" (and unfortunately very common!) "buy-pressure" strategy practiced at many hardware/specialty-supplies stores; the ploy consists of a staffperson's hacking off a length from a roll of bulk-product like rope, wire, hose, or cloth, and only **afterwards** informing the customer how much the product is priced per foot, hoping that said customer will then feel obligated to buy the piece "since it's already been cut off the roll".
I once had a totally pathetic "cost-cutting maneuver" tried on me at a bicycle-repair shop --- I needed a rear shift-cable, and so the clerk cut off my required length of cable from the store's bulk roll, without first telling me the super-steep per-foot price or asking me beforehand if I wanted to pay that much. It was only when he actually brought the "ringing up the sale" screen up on the computer that he revealed the astronomical amount that it was gonna cost me --- a whopping SEVEN DOLLARS AND CHANGE! --- for just three or four feet of the cable! Fortunately, I had the "bravery" to just look mildly shocked and hastily remark, "Eeeyewww... that's a lot more than I can afford --- thank you anyway, though. I'll just get one at WalMart instead." Hey, it wasn't MY fault if the salesman had created a harder-to-resell cut piece of cable --- I hadn't asked him to chop me off some of the cable yet, I'd just told him that I needed a replacement shifter-cable, so it wasn't my "responsibility" to now PAY for said cable! He should have told me beforehand how much it would cost per foot, and then asked me if I wanted to buy it before he'd actually hacked the length off the roll!
by QuacksO November 1, 2018
Get the cost-cutting maneuver mug.Refers to the aesthetic features and overall appearance of someone's posterior. These details can vary widely depending on how a particular observer views various attributes in the context of attractiveness/desirability --- where one person may prefer a small firm tight bum as being more ideal for spanking and/or settling on one's lap, someone else might druther a bigger floppier pair of butt-cheeks which are more pleasurable/satisfying to squeeze and knead, especially if the massager himself possesses large hands that he enjoys having "filled".
I don't worry about asspects too much when I date a new lady... to me, if she's got a sweet placid face and a nice personality, I could really care less what her butt or tits look like.
by QuacksO July 25, 2016
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I liked da old "plain flat stick" architekture better --- today's fancy-shmancy-shaped pearly-whites cleaners are such a royal pain to use!
by QuacksO November 19, 2022
Get the architekture mug.Da best-lathed plans can go awry if either yer work-order specs are off by one digit, or yer equipment is even slightly outta whack.
by QuacksO December 10, 2023
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