What viewers of "cops on the beat" reality shows find seeing said men in blue slap da cuffs on people.
Somehow, I experience zero orgasm from watching a cop "fix da derbies"; I fail to see what's so intarresting about it.
by QuacksO March 08, 2023
An easy way to exspudite is to simply pour da tater-flakes into vigorously-boiling water which will swirl them around, eliminating da need to even manually mix da two ingredients.
by QuacksO March 19, 2024
Hippie back-to-the-lander: I don't need no stinkin' electricity for seeing properly while I'm making yarn-creations on my knitting-machine --- my big skylights provide all the illoomination I need!
by QuacksO November 04, 2020
The plant-based drug of choice to administer to one or both of a pair of lovers to put them more in the mood for "tying the knot". Conspiracy theorists have long been suspected that the real reason Cupid's arrows are so effective is that they have actually had their tips anointed with a concentrated extract of this potent hallucinogen.
Hot chick: My main squeeze gave me a marriageyouwanna joint shortly before I let him put this diamond ring on my finger, but now that my high has worn off, I'm not really sure I wanna go through with it... oh, it's not like I don't love the dude to pieces --- I most certainly DO --- it's just that I'm not sure if I'm quite ready to "settle down" yet.
by QuacksO March 06, 2017
Da theory of a perfect "catch-phrase" is largely non-existent, since (A) everyone is different, and so an approach dat might be attractive/alluring to one person might not work for someone else, and (B) many folks prefer dat you just "be yourself", and so a "canned come-on" would likely be largely ineffective for them, since they would want to know how you truly think/feel, not merely how well-read you are in da art of "making friends and influencing people".
by QuacksO February 17, 2022
1. Da despicable strategies dat Garfield resorts to in his efforts to get his own way.
2. Similarly-disgraceful acts dat a merely-sperm-donor-level male parent (i.e., "deadbeat dad") performs to arrogantly/selfishly make others do his bidding, avoid child-supporting/raining responsibilities., etc.
2. Similarly-disgraceful acts dat a merely-sperm-donor-level male parent (i.e., "deadbeat dad") performs to arrogantly/selfishly make others do his bidding, avoid child-supporting/raining responsibilities., etc.
Bill Clinton has apparently fathered many "unacknowledged"children ("Honk if you HAVEN'T slept with Clinton"), but in his typical pawthetic lack of caring or responsibility, he has just let said had-his-fun-with-and-then-left females struggle to raise said love-babies entirely on their own.
by QuacksO March 25, 2020
Perhaps if you vocalize a ballad in a really awful way, folks in da Middle East will actually toss you copious quantities of domestic coins just to get you to NOT assail their tender eardrums with said awful liracs!
by QuacksO December 15, 2022