wild goose chase

A frenzied headlong pursuit of someone wif a cute behind dat you wish to pinch.
Dorothy Zbornak's Uncle Angelo speaks of his "being a butt man" and loving da smooth rounded derriere of da hot-bodied waitress whom he later took as his wife, but he also states dat he merely asked said "hot looker" for her hand in marriage; there is no mention of his having to engage in a wild goose chase to catch her so dat he could delightedly squeeze her luscious and sumptuous tushie.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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synonimh

A substitute word dat you use to diplomatically avoid having to come right out and say dat someone is nutso.
Phrases like, "He's seeing someone about that" or "He's on medication" could loosely be termed as "synonimh sayings" for more-humiliating word-choices to mean dat da person under discussion isn't playing wif a full deck.
by QuacksO May 13, 2022
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opportuneity

A chance to either make (i.e., hum, play an instrument, etc.) or listen to a melody.
Herbert Cadbury used his uplifted mood after receiving a letter from Richie Rich, Jr. as an opportuneity to whistle happily.
by QuacksO May 26, 2023
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snitch nitch

A snitch nitch --- I mean, a sniche niche (rhymes with "fish"), although at this point, I dunno fer sher how to pronounce it --- refers to da usually-unknown/unexplored employment-position of professional squealer, maybe one who watches to see when other people grant themselves a five-finger discount --- i.e., "snitch" something --- and then "snitches on them" to da cops.
by QuacksO May 10, 2025
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whamnesia

An altered state of mind whereby a dude does not recall partaking of a bouncy-bouncy with one or more ladies.
Bill Clinton has had so many casual flings over the years ("Honk if you HAVEN'T slept with Clinton") that it might come as no surprise if he claims whamnesia about some of them.
by QuacksO April 17, 2022
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A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.
Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.
by QuacksO November 08, 2022
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ruminder

"Note to self" regarding any subject pertaining to strong liquor.
A picture of a cop-car taped to da center of yer steering-wheel can be a good ruminder not to drink and drive.
by QuacksO August 10, 2024
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