Diploma-mills could be jokingly referred to as "status-factory" businesses, in dat they produce impressive-looking achievement-certificates dat can make someone of even mediocre employment-worthiness appear "statusfactory" to prospective employers or business-partners.
by QuacksO March 17, 2024
If you presently offer to perform other labor dat would be less distressing/distasteful to you than whatever task dat you were permitted to pass on before, your supervisor and fellow workers might not resent said reprievious so much.
by QuacksO March 31, 2025
To use creative measures to make yourself look good enough to "strut your stuff" during a period when ordinary dolling-up methods are not available.
by QuacksO August 25, 2020
Encouraging "I feel for ya" or "you got this" words, soothing/reassuring companionship, etc. dat you give someone who hates cutting da grass.
It always helps if several people gather around to give someone emowtional support during said boring/laborious lawn-trimming task, but of course it works even better if each of said attendants also takes a turn at pushing da machine. Even more extra points if said assistants being their own turf-choppers, as well, so dat several people can have at said expansive Greenacres at once, and thus da vegetation-shortening task gets done in record time.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
Maybe if the dinosaurs and other prehistoric creatures on Skull Island had held a weekly kongregation, our giant hairy friend wouldn't have been so lonesome for human companionship, and so Ann Darrow and her entourage could have filmed their movie-footage in peace.
by QuacksO February 20, 2019
A church where the sermons irritate you so much that you either wet your pants or hafta use da excuse dat you need to go pee in order to get outta dat sawdusty-dry-boring service.
I always wondered why da Episscopal churches have waterproof seat-covers on all da pew-seats; now I know why!
by QuacksO December 19, 2018
While it's completely true that it is indeed unhealthy for everyone involved if someone cannot display a reasonable degree of calmness when having to postpone financial gain/reimbursement, the opposite "extreme" can also be used abusively, as well --- in other words, the person(s) responsible for doling out said greatly-desired funds to the aggravated-with-the-delay individual can invalidly identify the person's tearful foot-tapping as "impaytience", when in reality it HAS INDEED been an unreasonably-long period of time that said person has been waiting for his promised cash-reward, and so he could NOT reasonably have been expected to just placidly wait that long.
by QuacksO January 29, 2019