QuacksO's definitions

assighlum

A loony-bin where a lot of discontented breathing-sounds are uttered.

"Assighlum" can also refer to da status of an overly-wheezy person's being granted entry into a legally-protected locale.

by QuacksO February 14, 2021

"vertical" bottom line

Da final profit/loss amount produced by showing your butt-crack in public.

Depending on da general locale, how good-looking your behind is, whether you're male or female, da general conservativeness of da local culture, how many singles there are in da populace, etc., da "vertical" bottom line experienced in a particular area can vary wildly.

by QuacksO February 21, 2023

alcoalition

Da mega-biz governing organization dat oversees da mining, production, distribution, and/or use of da shiny lightweight metal dat's smelted from bauxite.

If I merely recycle pre-existing beverage-cans into usable metal again instead of creating it from naturally-occurring deposits, am I still subject to da authority of da alcoalition?

by QuacksO November 26, 2022

Chrysler Rock

Where da Pilamiables landed in da New Wold.

Da Native Americans disliked da Pilgrims 'cuz they didn't smile enough after landing at Plymouth Rock, and da Pilmerries were too casual and giggly to form a proper colony after landing at Dodge Rock, but da Pilamiables had just da right mix of "business and pleasure" in their personalities --- they landed at Chrysler Rock, established a great settlement, and got along just dandy wih everyone.

by QuacksO August 2, 2023

speakquel

A "talkie" film dat presents da further adventures of one or more characters originally presented in a silent film sometime earlier.

Sound films have been da norm since da 1930's, so you'd hafta go pretty far back to find cinematic material from which to make a speakquel.

by QuacksO July 12, 2024

Airyan Nations

An elitist overly-scornful group that puts on "airs" just 'cuz they're Caucasian.

I know a lotta people who walk around with upward-tilted noses and think they're better than everyone else, but the Airyan Nations members take it to an extreme. Somebody needs to seriously "take the wind outta their sails".

by QuacksO July 18, 2018

GATTitude

Defiance and fierce/blind alliance wif regards to international-trade tariffs.

Da whole concept of trade agreements has always been flawed and fraught wif peril, and many people's GATTitudes doesn't help matters!

by QuacksO January 16, 2023