"Cutting the cheese" is simply the act of slicing various types of cheese, putting them beautifully displayed on a silver tray, adding condiments around the various cheese (the more expensive, the better), then when no one is looking, putting the cheese up to your anal canal and farting on as much as possible.
"The cheese has an exceptional flavor. Our hostess is a specialist at cutting the cheese, and knows how to flavor the white wine too... so it turns yellow and goes with the slices of weird smelling cheese.
by Barbara Blee-Johnny December 14, 2010
When my parents smelled that disgusting stench in the car, it was pretty clear to them that I have been cutting the cheese.
by aarondaelephanttipple June 20, 2018
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