QuacksO's definitions

buy-lingual

Refers to a sneaky hard-sell person who "talks out of both sides of his mouth" to make a sale --- i.e., he deceitfully "speaks two different languages" at stretegic times throughout da various settings during his sales-speech in order to flim-flam da naive buyer into parting with his moolah.

Encyclopedia Brown always knew dat "shifty" folks like Bugs Meany and Wilford Wiggins were chronically "buy-lingual" in their ongoing attempts to swindle other youngsters around Idaville, and so he had to always be on his toes intellectually in order to stay a step ahead of those hoodlums.

by QuacksO February 8, 2020

shaddap

What you grumblingly mutter under your breath when a self-proclaimed rod-'n'-reel expert boastingly launches into one of his infamous "fish stories", and your tall-tale-weary eardrums sorely wish dat he would just quit flappin' his gums for once.

Bombastic angler: I **fish**, therefore I **lie**!
Listener: Aw, shaddap...!

by QuacksO January 1, 2022

interrorgation

A "did you misbehave legally and/or ethically?" interview where da questioners use intimidation to try to get you to confess.

I try to "avoid da appearance of evil" at all costs, so dat hopefully I can avoid any interrorgations if anything "goes south" in my area.

by QuacksO January 30, 2023

collongitudinal

The "ninety-degree cousin" to "collateral", this term refers to the promise of intimacy (i.e., a "longitudinal" bodily-position) to someone in case you are unable to pay back a loan that you're asking him for.

One should always be wary of an offer of collongitudinal, since there is no guarantee that da gal will indeed "deliver da goods" if da time comes for said submission, any more than she can truly guarantee that she will pay back da loan, either.

by QuacksO December 10, 2018

blowviate

To suck off a large number of guys in a short period.

As big luscious lips as Monica Blewinsky has, I would imagine that she could have blowviated anytime she wanted; I am amazed dat there were not a long line of guys standing outside the White House waiting to be "serviced" by her, instead of just da Prez.

by QuacksO April 7, 2020

college grudgeuate

A diploma-toting academia scholar with a major chip on his shoulder regarding one or more aspects of said higher-education experience.

Many college grudgeuates feel dat dey have taken their courses largely for nothing, since either their diplomas are insignificant in da higher-paying employment world, or their study-majors are not significantly in demand in da current business community.

by QuacksO December 28, 2021

Obi-chon Hardware

Where Luke Skywalker's uncle goes to get fasteners and other repair-materials for his machinery.

If da Obi-chon Hardware chain had stocked spare spaceship parts, maybe da Reisistance members wouldn't have had to stop for replacement parts at da shady salvage yard.

by QuacksO June 30, 2023