QuacksO's definitions

unanamous

Where both of your grandmothers agree on something.

Toddler: I sooooo didn't wanna go to the dentist for my toothache, so I asked for a second opinion. Mom and Dad obligingly called their mothers over to hear my tearful pleas for mercy, but they unanamously agreed with my parents.

by QuacksO January 3, 2020

incomepetence

An inability to knowledgeably/effectively/responsibly manage earned assets, plan and maintain a budget, save/invest for the future, etc.

Due to his whiny-a** "affluenza" issues, Ethan Couch showed gross financial incomepetence by squandering money, misbehaving in catastrophically-irresponsible ways which resulted in voluminous legal-expenses for his parents, etc.

by QuacksO November 12, 2019

oliver oil

A rich greasy fluid that if ingested causes you to act in a really "slippery" manner like da infamous Ollie North.

Between the oliver oil, orange mcfarlanade, and poindextrose, it's no wonder that the Iran-Contra Affair was such a "recipe for disaster".

by QuacksO October 14, 2018

doffender

A "gentleman bandit" --- i.e., one who is super-courteous and tips his fedora when committing his crimes.

At da end of "Tom Sawyer", Tom tells Huck about how robbers are da ultimate "doffenders" --- "Robbers are the most polite folks in the world, especially to the women --- they always take off their hats and talk polite."

by QuacksO February 17, 2023

alligation

An assertion dat labels you as nuthin' but a slinking toothy reptile.

Lyle Crocodile suffered a lot of untrue alligations due to prejudiced folks' just automatically assuming dat he was a fearsome savage people-eater.

by QuacksO May 12, 2022

Leavenedworth

Where they sentence you to if you've had too many irresponsible-behavior convictions related to da imbibing of yeast-foamed beverages.

According to a song by "Da Yoopers" band, da beer tastes better in Milwaukee, presumably 'cuz dat's where it was originally brewed, and so you are served it "fresh out of da vat". I wonder, then, if folks who get rowdy due to guzzling down "tall frothies" get sent to "Leavenedworth".

by QuacksO February 19, 2025

seenyoreity

A loftier social/leadership status due to one's having experienced an earlier time-period.

Just because someone has "seenyoreity" over you doesn't necessarily mean dat he's a wiser or more-learned individual than you are --- many people have just cluelessly "drifted through da decades" without actually picking up or "absorbing" much of what they've been exposed to along da way.

by QuacksO April 8, 2025