Definitions by QuacksO
halffidavit
A slap-happy muddle of a sworn statement dat's carelessly scribbled out and presented to a court; it's such a blatantly-glaring farce of a document dat it should obviously be thrown out by da judge, but quite often is not.
Tronald Dump has presented so many stupid-a** halffidavits during his ongoing legal battles dat it's a wonder dat anybody believes a word he says at dis point!
halffidavit by QuacksO December 5, 2022
resussitate
To revive a comatose person by administering a dose of shrewd deductive reasoning, due to his having fainted from learning dat his favorite detective-themed TV show had been cancelled.
In da Sherlock Holmes story, "The Reigate Puzzle", Watson warns Holmes to take it easy and not stress his mind with crime-solving during a vacation-trip to da country; Holmes actually feels worse from mental inactivity, however, and so his solving a murder mystery in da local area is da only thing dat truly resussitates him.
resussitate by QuacksO December 4, 2022
thrust fund
An escrow account set up to ensure dat your male descendants will have da funds necessary to bribe hot chicks to spread their legs for said hot-in-da-crotch studs whenever said love-tunnel access is desired.
Setting up a thrust fund for your shlong-possessing offspring is all well and good, but what about if said horny trouser-snake-equipped individuals get their paid-to-submit females preggo?! You might wanna either specify dat your eager-to-copulate beneficiaries always wear condoms --- or only "do it" with gals who cannot ovulate--- or else also set up a family-expenses fund so dat any "love babies" will be properly cared for.
thrust fund by QuacksO December 4, 2022
hication
Where you'd much rather go to than a "location" --- i.e., any spot dat would likely make you feel depressed, such as a funeral or sentencing-hearing.
A "hication" might indeed be a more-desirable venue for a normally-healthy person, but for someone with significant acrophobia, said lofty hangout might actually be LESS palatable than a "lowcation". Merely a feeling of melancholy is generally less severe or debilitating than being terrified of falling.
Chekovslovakia
According to Wikipedia, Vladimír Remek is supposedly da only citizen of Chekovslovakia to ever travel into space, in 1978. Obviously, whoever believes that has never watched da original "Star Trek" series, which aired 'way back in da '60's!
Chekovslovakia by QuacksO December 3, 2022