Describes da famous --- or infamous, depending on who you talk to; just like Robin Hood, da common man admired him, but he wasn't overly popular wif da snooty rich folk whom he duped or "showed up" --- and amazingly-clever 14th-century con-man Mr. Eulenspiegel, in dat he could adapt his persona and tricks to any locale or conditions.
If you truly want to make a laughing stock out of all da big-wig mucky-mucks in a certain area, you need to be very versatyle in order to effectively play on each rich bug's unique "high-toned, high-society" mindset, habits, lifestyle, and behavior.
by QuacksO March 15, 2024
Get the versatylemug. I never intentionally misbehave, but I know that I still made lots of naive-minded screw-ups as an adolescent. However, now that I'm in my fifties and seeing as how I still have a 100%-clean criminal record, I assume that those accidental-slip-up events during my teenage years were way too lawng ago for me to be concerned about any legal action's ever being taken against me regarding them --- not only would the statute of limitations likely have expired decades ago, but most of the folks who'd been involved in those errors would either have forgotten about them or passed on by this time.
by QuacksO November 17, 2020
Get the too lawng agomug. Refers to a weight-loss rip-off where they photograph da joyfully-beaming "satisfied customer" standing on an oversized weighing-machine dat merely makes him LOOK smaller/slimmer because said machine is itself so much bigger than a normal unit would be --- it's all merely a matter of perspective, like when they used bigger-than-normal set-pieces when filming da early-teenage Macaulay Culkin because he had grown so tall at such a young age.
Large-scale fraud aside, another simple way of faking weight-loss results is to use an **earlier** photo of da still-somewhat-slim-at-da-time person (i.e., BEFORE he even STARTED da weight-loss program!) as da "after" photo, and then showing a **later** photo of da person and falsely labeling it as a "before" photo --- i.e., showing da person in his **present** tubby bloated status dat he ballooned up to **after** starting da calorie-filled quackery-diet, and falsely claiming dat it's da "before" photo! Disgraceful!!
by QuacksO February 06, 2020
Get the large-scale fraudmug. by QuacksO April 13, 2021
Get the sirrugate mothermug. Da wages dat you hafta pay hot chicks to give guys "head" --- i.e., blowjobs --- in order to bribe them to buy your merchandise.
Bill Clinton never paid Monica Blewinsky actual money for all of her luscious-lipped "servicing", but da overhead costs were still high as far as da scandalous hits to both of their political careers was concerned!
by QuacksO December 23, 2023
Get the overhead costsmug. A "pretend irritable" remark that you eye-twinklingly snap at a fellow townsperson to humorously say, "Hello again" when you happen to bump into him a second time that day. A variation of this tongue-in-cheek greeting is, "We GOTTA quit meeting like this!"
In "Forever Young", Jamie Lee Curtis;s character smilingly quips, "Hey, quit followin' me!" to Mel Gibson's character on a couple of occasions when she happens upon him while he's merely sitting/lying quietly by himself.
by QuacksO October 03, 2018
Get the Hey, quit followin' me!mug. Refers to the overall tolerability/ease of climbing-conditions in a particular area of mountain-hiking trails.
Mount Katahdin is a lovely setting for a hike, but you should know that it isn't for the weak-kneed or faint-of-heart --- there are some terrifyingly-extreme climbate-conditions in several places, like the Knife Edge and the Chimney.
by QuacksO July 20, 2018
Get the climbatemug.