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constummated 

Refers to the first time that a newly-married couple partakes of a meal that requires the use of strong laxatives afterwards.
What with all the sugar and starch in most wedding-cakes and other junk-food goodies served on "the big day", the new bride and groom may become "constummated" within just a few hours of gluttonously stuffing their faces with said empty-calorie-laden "sinful delights", even before they have a chance to "consummate" their marriage.
constummated by QuacksO July 20, 2019
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Consummate V's

Consummate means 'perfect and complete in every respect' or 'having all necessary qualities.' Therefore, consummate V's are perfect and complete V's, having all necessary qualities of a V, namely an evenly pointed bottom and straight, even sides.
STRONGBAD: "I said Consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!!! {shakes his head} Geez. {walks away muttering} Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face...."

COACH Z (off camera) "That happened once!"
Consummate V's by J-dor June 17, 2010

Consummate Liar 

Your ability is top drawer--rarely does anyone lie as CONVINCINGLY or as ARTISTICALLY as you do. Your skill has, in short, reached the zenith of perfection. Indeed, your mastery of the art is so GREAT that your LYING is ALMOST ALWAYS crowned with success--and you have no trouble seducing an unwary listener into BELIEVING that you are telling gospel truth..(Reference: by Norman Lewis, Word Power Made Easy)
Dee-dee is such a Consummate Liar, she made us believe that she was Arthur's long time girlfriend.

consummate 

To bring to completion or fruition; conclude: consummate a business transaction.
To realize or achieve; fulfill: a dream that was finally consummated with the publication of her first book.

To complete (a marriage) with the first act of sexual intercourse after the ceremony.
To fulfill (a sexual desire or attraction) especially by intercourse.
consummate by mr.wanker November 9, 2003

consummated 

consummated means having a marriage and having fun after. Usually sexual intercorse to complete a marriage.
A marriage could be annulled if it had never been consummated.

consummate our love 

Ben: So, Tim, what did you do last night?
Tim: Well, it was mine and Jenny's week anniversary so we decided to consummate our love in the back of my Buick.