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Goal-Lender
A goal-lender is a goalie who believes that he is the best player, but shows his true failure when he steps foot in front of the net. Every shot towards him is let it, almost as if he is lending goals to the other team.
Player #1: Did you see the goal-lender play today?
Player #2: Yeah! Every shot went in!
Player #3: He was practically LENDING goals!
Player #2: Yeah! Every shot went in!
Player #3: He was practically LENDING goals!
Goal-Lender by Drayus December 22, 2010
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Pocket lender
Pocket lender by PrettyboyMA January 9, 2022
Predatory Lender
Best Buy aka USBC: A company that uses deceptive practices and abusive rates, fees and other mechanisms to maximize the amount they can get from an unwary or desperate customer. Usually corporations, they may include credit card companies, banks, payday loan companies. Such credit cards use any legal excuse or loophole to raise it rates (often above 33%) without notifying the customer regardless of whether of not the customer has been a model customer. See pond scum.
Predatory Lender by mysockpuppet March 13, 2009
Slut Lender
In reference to banks/credit unions prior to the GFC.... With their careless lending procedures and policies.
Applicant:'I got declined at x bank'.
Friend: 'It's ok Z bank is a slut lender they'll give you a loan for anything'
Friend: 'It's ok Z bank is a slut lender they'll give you a loan for anything'
Slut Lender by The phantom piddler August 15, 2010
THE LOW PRICE LENDER
a 40 something year old Mortgage Broker in Layton, Utah who specializes in FHA, VA, and Conventional loans at great rates and low closing costs
THE LOW PRICE LENDER by LaytonLender March 8, 2010
best leader
Bangchan of Stray kids. He is the reason why so many people don't feel alone. He looks after his members (or should I say family). He goes put of his way to make sure so many people know they have him to lean on when they need him.
"omg bangchan is so caring about everyone in his life!!"
"Yes he is, that's why he is the best leader!"
"Yes he is, that's why he is the best leader!"
best leader by skykids December 1, 2020
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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