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backier

An area of land dat you're already familiar with.
History loves to trumpet da "great frontiersmen", but what about all of da "backier" residents --- i.e., da multitudes of equally-brave-but"unsung-hero" countrymen who stayed behind and "minded da monastery" while their celebrated fellow-citizen explorers were out seeking new lands??
by QuacksO October 25, 2025
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chapacity

How much sun/wind someone's skin can withstand before starting to crack and/or bleed.
"Chapacity" can also refer to how they rate a particular dude's performance-limit in Merry Old England.
by QuacksO March 12, 2021
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grammaphone

Da wind-up Victrola dat your parent's mom listened to music on "'way back when".
Da term "Grammaphone" could also refer to a heavy clunky Bakelite desk-type or wall-mount communications-instrument wif a rotary dial dat your "Big Ma" speaks of having used as a child --- "You punk-kids with your fancy tablets and 5G smart-phones --- why, when I was a little girl, all we had was a simple talk-and-listen device, and anytime we wanted to make a call, we had to blah, blah, blaw, blaw..."
by QuacksO December 17, 2023
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gingenuity

Outstandingly clever regarding strong drink, such as getting free refills at da bar or consuming said "hard stuff" without anyone's being da wiser.
Da King and Gerald Strickland both believed dat they possessed exceptional gingenuity while publicly advocating temperance; da latter "closet alcoholic" hypocrite may indeed have kept his secret addiction hidden, but in da former shyster's case, he got busted for "surreptitious sipping" and thus had to team up wif da Duke in order to escape da wrathful posse.
by QuacksO October 14, 2025
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conspeeracy

A less-than-legit collusion of two or more shady characters to keenly observe something or someone.
Harriet Oleson huffily states, "Well --- I don't recall any boys spying on ME at the swimming pool when I was a girl!", but as her husband Nils dismissively implied, Harriet had always been so obnoxious and unlikable that even in her childhood, such a "conspeeracy" among her male peers would have been unlikely.
by QuacksO August 7, 2025
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boy Vonage

Da "have a nice trip" farewell-phrase dat you tell a chick who's about to set out to seek her dream guy, whom she hopes will be as handsome as one of da cute dudes featured in da famous orange-and-blue-logo telecommunications-service ads.
If da dumb blonde who went to swim wif da sharks ("Honey, look --- DOLPHINS!") actually survived said "stupid decision", perhaps her asleep-on-da-beach-towel "honey" told her afterwards, "Boy Vonage" when she was ready to chase after da dude driving da bright-orange-wif-yellow-flames-painted retro-van who had tossed her da telecommunications-offer box, so dat she could get him to help her sign up for said economy-priced services.
by QuacksO November 30, 2021
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eggzema

A rashy skin condition caused by eating cackleberries if you're allergic to dem.
I love hen-fruit, but I don't particularly enjoy da eggzema dat comes after I eat dem.
by QuacksO December 16, 2021
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