Definitions by QuacksO
saltercation
A loud to-do over whether and/or how much powdered sodium-chloride is added to someone's food, and/or whether da person chooses menu-items dat contain this tasty-but-unhealthy-in-excess seasoning.
Anytime you have one or more health-food hippies at a dinner-table along with a number of just-ye-typical-diet-consuming folks, there's always a decided risk of saltercations.
saltercation by QuacksO December 11, 2022
haltercation
A noisy dust-up over either: (1) what type of leather/cloth-straps apparatus should be used on a horse's head, or (2) da type/style of upper-body garment dat a chick chooses to wear in public.
Some teenage-girl horse-lovers like to ride around town without anything on their horse's face (they care so much for their horse's comfort that they don't want him to endure any possibly-chafing straps) and without much of anything on THEMSELVES, either --- i.e., they like to wear very brief/revealing clothing --- and so there are always lots of haltercations with their conservative-minded parents dat flare up whenever said chicks are preparing to head out for a clip-clop.
haltercation by QuacksO December 11, 2022
alphabetical investigations
BINvestigation: Where a person or animal paws through your storage-containers
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation
If you enjoy detective work, immersing yourself in da dozen-or-so types of alphabetical investigations should keep ya occupied for a while.
alphabetical investigations by QuacksO December 10, 2022
presipitation
Da term "presipitation" can also refer to da copious drippage of assorted bodily fluids from someone who feels in desperate need of a drink. Depending on what TYPE of "drink" dat's being referred to here, it sometimes could indeed be just a totally-legitimate need for supplementary moisture, such as WATER on a FIERY-hot day; in dat instance, of course, it most certainly WOULD be totally reasonable and healthy to provide said desired relief to da sufferer. But then on da other hand, if it involves a raging thirst for FIRE WATER dat is creating da profusely-perspiring/teary person's agonies, supplying said unhealthy fermented fluid would likely be about da WORST thing you could do --- da saline-solution-drenched person should instead be sent to a treatment center dat specializes in substance-abuse, so dat hopefully his artificially-elevated cravings can be dealt with sensibly and properly!
presipitation by QuacksO December 10, 2022
toddyler
A pre- or early "terrible twos" human whose existence and/or presence involved alcoholic beverages somewhere along da way.
collabiaration
A cooperative effort among two or more individuals to convince a chick to allow them access to her "downstairs lips".
Former Prez Clinton apparently had adequately-persuasive charm "just on his own" when approaching most of da ladies whom he'd "gotten lucky" with; he generally did not need any collabiaration to get said hotties to spread their legs for him.
collabiaration by QuacksO December 8, 2022
weakest lynx
In da famous "modern-day Great Flood" episode of da cartoon-series dat featured everyone's favorite fuchsia-colored feline, da shamelessly-conniving fur-seeker initially seems to be succeeding in his selfish quest, but then finds to his dismay dat his cat-trapping hustle was only as strong as its weakest lynx --- i.e., da one reluctant fluffy-pelted "hold out" who'd declined to unquestioningly board "Nora's Ark" was da one who caused said greedy miscreant's "well-laid plans" to come to wreck.
weakest lynx by QuacksO December 8, 2022