QuacksO's definitions
Da ancient Greek-mythology character whom everyone's favorite temperish chubby pink female Muppet dreams dat Kermit had been --- i.e., someone who liked "porky" individuals like her, and who would always give her generous portions of food whenever she was hungry.
Perhaps Miss Piggy might also fantasize a third attribute in her "Pigmealion" version of da meek lowly Kermit --- in da "frog of her dreams", he would not only "lay pearls before swine" (i.e., he'd love her porcine species so much dat he would lavish her wif beautiful costly gifts) and constantly pander to her gluttonous appetite, but he would also "roar and claw" at anyone and anything dat she was less than totally happy to have around.
by QuacksO March 6, 2023
Get the Pigmealionmug. Seeing as how we humans are supposedly all related, it's likely that each of us has at least one anc'estor somewhere back in his or her lineage.
by QuacksO December 30, 2024
Get the anc'estormug. An edge-of-your-seat entertaining occurrence whereby you spot your no-longer-significant-other at a certain locale.
My former boyfriend had broken it off merely because I didn't wanna join him as a vegetarian, but then I saw him dining with several other guys at Sergius's Sumptuous Steaks and Seafood --- talk about exsighting! What a lying hypocrite --- I guess that HE HIMSELF can't resist the allure of a good pot-roast or a side-dish of crunchy bacon-strips sometimes!
by QuacksO February 5, 2023
Get the exsightingmug. Someone who goes on da boob-toob and tries to scare people into joining/supporting a certain religion.
Some terrovangelists like Blowjob Roberts use "proxy terror" --- stating that they themselves --- not their viewers --- will be subjected to The Great One's wrath if their viewers don't either get religion or send the shysters huge "appeasement sums".
by QuacksO July 22, 2018
Get the terrovangelistmug. A less-than-honorable produce-processing employee whose job it is to bind up individual bunches of shallots and leeks in cling-film.
I detest da smell of any veggie in da onion-family dat I consider anyone who works wif said pungent-aroma-producing plants in any stage of production to be a regular wrapscallion!
by QuacksO April 5, 2020
Get the wrapscallionmug. Peepholes and ring-cameras are good ways to make sure dat visitors are indeed inknockuous before you open da door.
by QuacksO October 11, 2024
Get the inknockuousmug. What da Playboy mogul withstood during da many arrests, divorces, lawsuits, and other publicized debacles regarding his various shady female-body-exploiting ventures.
Mr. Hefner may indeed have been wealthy and "lady-lucky" throughout his career, but da accompanying hughmiliation dat constantly dogged him probably dampened his overall enjoyment of said perks to a great degree.
by QuacksO January 3, 2022
Get the hughmiliationmug.