People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.
Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
Get the visitors baring giftsmug. Da therapeutic nurturing dat you claim to receive from your pet clownfish so dat you can bring him along wif you in a fishbowl to locales where pets are not usually allowed.
Most establishments accept my assertion dat I need to bring my small orange-and-white shiny-finned buddy along for Nemotional support; they merely ask dat I put a cover on da fishbowl so dat I don't accidentally spill water on da floor.
by QuacksO March 17, 2021
Get the Nemotional supportmug. One can get awfully tired of fins-and-scales fare with nearly every meal during your tours of active duty, so after your discharge, I just hope dat mulletary benefits don't include more fish to eat!
by QuacksO January 15, 2023
Get the mulletarymug. Accessories of heavy-duty build or capability.
If you use oversize roofing-spikes or other materials-securing "powerfulnalia" in a carpentry job, you'll need "powerfulnialia" --- i.e., a larger and more-robust pneumatic fastener-gun --- to drive said large-caliber brads.
by QuacksO October 24, 2023
Get the powerfulnaliamug. Not listening to important things that you should be hearing in order for you to maintain a non-damaging-to-yourself-and/or-others status.
Ethan Couch's father foolishly close to just arbitrarily cater to his spoiled-rotten son's whiny blubbering instead of listening to reason when it came to following the local school's guidelines; he was so earresponsible, in fact, that he actually offered to buy the entire school just so that its officials would then have to treat his "little prince" in the preferentially-coddling fashion that he desired, rather than just being given the same ordinary respect and expectations that all of his fellow students were being issued.
by QuacksO May 12, 2022
Get the earresponsiblemug. by QuacksO August 09, 2018
Get the e-bayingmug. 