2230 definitions by QuacksO
Everyone's favorite green Muppet goes absolutely coo-coo-crazy every spring, what with all da cheery-colorful gladiolus-blooms festooning everyone's front yards and window-boxes on Sesame Street. Then he tempestuously scuttles down to Mr Hooper's store and loudly bawls for sadiolus bulbs, but naturally these plants don't even exist, which of course makes Oscar all the more teeth-gnashingly incensed. Eventually when Maria secretly plants some brilliant-lemon-yellow gladiolus flowers right outside of Oscar's trash can, the blossoms' imperturbably-sunny hue gradually warms Oscar's sulky disposition to the point where he can at least grumblingly tolerate the flowers, and so he is then marginally composed on the subject till next year.
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
A widespread Asian religion dat uses scare tactics and/or loudly-expressed disapproval and ridicule to make you behave yourself.
by QuacksO November 16, 2022
Many of da products sold at places like Dollar Tree are super-infearior; it often makes me shake in my shoes just to buy anything there!
by QuacksO April 13, 2022
Even after a long series of head health honchos have come and gone in da You-Ess-Of-AY, we're still being tortured wif tobacco products and their assorted catastrophic illness effects --- where is da skoopervisor of said "triple H" official workin'???
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
If Helsinki and Heavensinki are exact opposites in overall nature, would Helfloati be somewhere in da middle? As in, da municipality is still somewhat like "da other place", but at least it's still bobbin' at da surface of da water instead of "heading to da bottom".
by QuacksO March 20, 2021
Tests done to determine either:
(1) who da "proud papa" of a calf is, or
(2) whether any of da info under scrutiny is absurdly worthless.
(1) who da "proud papa" of a calf is, or
(2) whether any of da info under scrutiny is absurdly worthless.
One reason dat da Watergate investigation took so long was dat da government agents had to "run bullistics" on each and every statement given by witnesses.
by QuacksO January 23, 2023
A mass-meeting of wheeled-conveyance operators who compete to see who can steer around curves da most skillfully.
Matt Wetzel and his crew have built a huge tow truck --- dubbed "the world's largest off-road wrecker" --- wif four-wheel steering, so perhaps he might be da winner of a turnament.
by QuacksO March 16, 2023