QuacksO's definitions

erectify

To fix an issue regarding a boner (or lack thereof).

Having a hot chick merely put her clothes back on most-definitely does **not** generally erectify Mr. Happy's excited "standing at attention" status, since his enthusiastically-aroused owner is totally aware dat said luscious looker's delectable flesh is still present underneath said concealing garments. About da only thing dat might fairly-speedily "deflate" said eager stud's huge engorgement would be if da gal used her hands and/or lips to manually "relieve da pressure" inside said fellow's guy-junk; da prob wif dat method, of course, is dat then said desirous dude might not be able to "get it up again" when da lady was actually "ready for him", and so only time and further making out wif said voluptuous female would "erectify" said lack of performance.

by QuacksO December 1, 2024

taurusts

Barnyard escapees of da horned-bovine variety who decide to wander into populated areas to check out points of interest.

I wonder if a good way to deal wif an influx of taurusts is for da animals' owners to show up driving one or more of da "cars dat saved Ford from bankruptcy", and then said huge lumbering four-legged objects will be favorably attracted to said identically-named vehicles, and will therefore docilely follow said four-WHEELED objects out of town and back to their cattle-farms.

by QuacksO July 11, 2024

yeasterday

Da previous day when ya did baking and/or brewing.

During Prohibition, many bootleggers would discreetly refer to da previous day of moonshinin' as "yeasterday" when da "revenooers" were within earshot.

by QuacksO June 3, 2020

probaition

A "let's see if you can behave yourself this time" period dat you hafta struggle through after having committed some illegal game-enticing action when trapping, hunting, or fishing.

Visiting angler from New York: Da Rhode Island game warden agreed wif me dat, since da employee at da nearby sporting-goods shop had been da one who had recommended canned corn to put on my hook, it was really said inattentive clerk's fault dat I'd unknowingly used an illegal-in-only-dat-one-state attractant, not mine. So he merely gave me a six-month probaition period instead of making me either pay a fine or appear in court.

by QuacksO December 25, 2021

win-win situation

Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.

Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P

by QuacksO January 20, 2023

inspirrational

Refers to the actions/appearance of a person or object which influence/motivate observers to become crazed or ridiculous in various sectors/aspects of their daily behavior.

Tronald Dump is extremely inspirrational to anyone foolish enough to watch him on TV or listen to any of his crack-brained philosophies, theories, or grandiose plans for our future... if we listen to him long enough, we will all go raving mad. That arrogant pie-in-the-sky dude should "put HIS money where his mouth is" rather than presuming to fulfill his pipe-dreams with OUR NATION'S money (or Mexico's).

by QuacksO March 27, 2017

Winter Olympiacs

The whole nauseating stupid-a** "Snowe-job" performance of da infamous arrogant/belligerent "lady of steel" former-congresswoman from Maine.

Representative Snowe initially claimed to be "all for the little guy" when she first showed up on the political scene back in the '70's, but she soon "showed her true colors" in a total opposite direction --- she always seemed to be opposed to any and all efforts that would actually assist/benefit John Q. Public, while supporting everything profitable but damaging to environment and health --- lobbying/voting against truly-helpful proposals/initiatives, habitually ignoring letters and phone calls from citizens, being "pro-nuke" and "pro-megabiz" all the way, and so on --- what a big bunch of Winter Olympiacs!

by QuacksO August 14, 2018