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Definitions by QuacksO

lipsosuction 

A juicy-smoochy blowjob dat a hot-chick nurse administers to you, either as a jitters-calming technique while prepping you for fat-reduction surgery, or as a reward afterwards for your "being such a brave boy" during said painful/invasive procedure. Extra points for da medical establishment if said attractive damsel actually honors you with both --- i.e., she sucks you off twice, before and after da operation.
Getting lipsosuction from a cute female medic can indeed be very soothing and pleasurable, but it does nothing to curtail da actual impending operation. It's too bad dat said luscious-mouthed gal in da white robe couldn't simply "vacuum out" da unwanted triglycerides through your cock along wif your sperm, and then just periodically spit da resulting big mouthfuls of unwanted lipids into a basin while she's sucking your wiener.
lipsosuction by QuacksO December 12, 2022

vexpectations 

Pertaining to how aggravating a particular job, person, locale, or situation is foreseen to be.
Many a naive do-gooder has eagerly waltzed into a government position with da hopes of "cleaning up da joint" and creating some real progress and general improvement, but then da roadblocks and lack of cooperation dat he encounters from fellow bureaucrats who prefer da profitable-for-them status-quo usually exceeds his wildest vexpectations!
vexpectations by QuacksO December 11, 2022

Texpectations 

High hopes of good times and/or prosperity dat one might have when visiting da largest STATE in da lower forty-EIGHT.
Resources like crude oil and wide-open spaces are indeed abundant in da Lone Star state, but not everything is "grown bigger" down there, including dudes' "equipment" --- they're actually near da bottom of da list as far as da number of well-hung studs among da residents, so horny gals might not wanna have excessively-inflated Texpectations when they "head south" to try "heading south" with any willing males whom they meet.
Texpectations by QuacksO December 11, 2022

rexpectations 

Whatever lofty predictions of interest, entertainment, excitement, etc. dat one has in his mind when researching da Tyrannosaurus.
As Ian Malcolm had vigorously warned, John Hammond should have had considerably higher rexpectations of said towering giants' strength and savage determination when he designed da enclosures for them in Jurassic Park and Site B; he should have realized dat these powerful lumbering thick-skinned leviathans from da ancient world might not be effectively contained by merely modern-day electrified wires or chain-link fences!
rexpectations by QuacksO December 11, 2022

Pexpectations 

Da lofty features/capabilities dat you envision from installing crimpable plastic tubing in your plumbing system.
Cross-linked polyethylene pipe is indeed superior in many ways to conventional copper or PVC water lines, but one should not have excessively-high Pexpectations --- said wonder-sleeving still needs be installed carefully and neatly, protected from freezing, etc.
Pexpectations by QuacksO December 11, 2022

Mexpectations 

Hoped-for perks and pleasures of visiting our friends to da south.
Looking forward to fun 'n' games in Tijuana is perfectly fine, but please realize dat loads of other tourists may have similar Mexpectations, as well, and so whatever delights you're going there for may be either very pricey, in short supply, and/or only accessible after waiting in line for extended periods.
Mexpectations by QuacksO December 11, 2022

hexpectations 

Da dire/gory hoped-for results of sticking pins into a voodoo doll, burning a candle with the mark's name on it, or carving a face on a tree and pounding a nail into the tree.
Dabbling in black magic is dangerous, regardless of one's hexpectations!
hexpectations by QuacksO December 11, 2022