QuacksO's definitions

in Her Majesty's secret cervix

Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.

Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!

by QuacksO October 8, 2023

negligeence

Irresponsible behavior dat involves wearing a skimpy nightgown.

If you don't want guys to hit on you, da last thing ya'll wanna do is commit voluntary negligeence!

by QuacksO October 18, 2021

L.bj

What you'd call sucking off da mid-to-late-'60's-era Commander-in-Chief.

Supposedly da 36th Prez had a real "jumbo" between his legs, but it's apparently not well known whether he actually received any "L.bj" da way dat da infamous "Willie and his willy" did.

by QuacksO April 27, 2025

buyological relative

A mooching family-member who uses reverse-nepotism (i.e., instead of Person A's extending undeserved favors to Person B just because Person B is related to him, Person B pressures Person A to excessively favor him due to family ties) in an attempt to get you to purchase non-vital items for him.

Ethan Couch's parents were way too indulgent of him financially, and so he became a totally spoiled brat who expected ALL fellow humans to cater to his wishes, whether they were his buyological relatives or not.

by QuacksO November 15, 2020

Hughmongous

Refers to da body-build, fame, intellect, or other "great" status of a male named Hugh.

20/20 newscaster Downs and actor Grant may not have been particularly noteworthy as far as looks or stature, but their excellent performance in the public eye was what made them so Hughmongous.

by QuacksO December 17, 2022

Canadidate

A member of our "friends to the north" who is running for office.

I live in the USA, so I guess it would be illegal for me to vote for any of the Canadidates this year.

by QuacksO September 19, 2020

trainsvestite

A human whose uncommon physical/hormonal attributes causes him to prefer the company of railroad employees, and to enjoy wearing their cool-looking sleeveless uniforms (i.e., "vests").

Many trainsvestites wear the traditional gray/white pinstriped engineer/conductor uniforms as part of their everyday outfits; they may also like to don the work-uniforms of their significant other while they’re spending time with said person in order to feel closer to him, just as some “ordinary” romantically-involved people like to wear one or more articles of their partner’s clothing --- like a sweater or pair of jeans --- to show their warmly-affectionate feelings for the garments’ owner.

by QuacksO November 8, 2018