Depression

A mental health condition in which you are forever happy and never sad

I’m so glad I have depression it’s so good

by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020

Jacob ogdenitus

A health condition in which a males penis reverses inside itself

Dude I’ve just been to the doctors and found out I’ve got Jacob ogdenitus, my poor penis is inside out

by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020

Jacob Tom Lewis George

A group of individuals where one of them refuses to Loose their virginity

Look at them lads over there they look just like a Jacob Tom Lewis George group, and that Jacob refuses to loose his virginity

by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020

lewis brown

A male who after receiving oral sex complains that’s was unsatisfied enough.

I gave Darren a blowjob and he complained, he’s such a ‘Lewis brown’

by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020

Lewis brown

A male who won’t stop smoking weed and enjoys having drinks poured over his head after an eventful night out with they boys

Jesus Stuart you’re so stoned man, and why do you have a drink poured over you and why and you so happy about it, you are acting just like a ‘Lewis brown’

by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020

Lewis brown

A bloke who enjoys getting intercourse raw by by anyone with sexually transmitted diseases

Jesus Craig you know you just got fucked by Liam who has a red pancake, you’re such a ‘Lewis brown’

by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020