Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Parallelogramshagger

Condom

Items thy shouldn’t be used on underage boys and girls

A std which only boys name Tom contract

Fucking hell dan you’ve got chlamydia like that Tom bloke

A mental health condition in which you are forever happy and never sad

A town which many of the countries top sex offenders reside

Have you heard of that town called Shrewsbury it’s full of nonces named George Maddox

An animal which single handily ruined a year

Fuck off Keith you’re such a bat ruining 2017

A mad dog is a sex position in which a male and female pretend to be Americans as they shoot their shots in each others anal cavity

I had such a good time doing a mad dog last night