Chlamydia

A std which only boys name Tom contract

Fucking hell dan you’ve got chlamydia like that Tom bloke

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

jacob ogden

A person who complains about absolutely everything in life.

I washed my hands and they got wet, I’m such a jacob Ogden

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Condom

Items thy shouldn’t be used on underage boys and girls

Don’t use a condom on them minors

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

George Maddox

A specific sexual position In which both counterparts roll on the floor like slugs

Come on Karen let’s do a George Maddox and roll like slugs baby

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

A big fat mad dog

A human being who won’t stop going on about is silver Toyota and the fact that it’s the best car in the world. He is a Richard Hammond wannabe and dresses like a retired nonce

Jesus Christ Gary stop talking about your crap car you’re just a big fat mad dog

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

George Maddox

A member of society who enjoys meeting up with friends and their matching white capes with pointy hats

Good god look at the group of people over there kicking a black man, such a group of George maddox

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020