Parallelogramshagger's definitions

George Maddox

A member of society who enjoys meeting up with friends and their matching white capes with pointy hats

Good god look at the group of people over there kicking a black man, such a group of George maddox

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Jacob ogdenitus

A health condition in which a males penis reverses inside itself

Dude I’ve just been to the doctors and found out I’ve got Jacob ogdenitus, my poor penis is inside out

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Shrewsbury

A town which many of the countries top sex offenders reside

Have you heard of that town called Shrewsbury it’s full of nonces named George Maddox

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Jacob Tom Lewis George

A group of individuals where one of them refuses to Loose their virginity

Look at them lads over there they look just like a Jacob Tom Lewis George group, and that Jacob refuses to loose his virginity

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Condom

Items thy shouldn’t be used on underage boys and girls

Don’t use a condom on them minors

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Mad dog

A mad dog is a sex position in which a male and female pretend to be Americans as they shoot their shots in each others anal cavity

I had such a good time doing a mad dog last night

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020