Parallelogramshagger's definitions

A brown

A absolute waste man who shags 6 year olds

Jesus Jerry don’t shag her shes 6 you’ll become a brown

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Condom

Items thy shouldn’t be used on underage boys and girls

Don’t use a condom on them minors

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Chlamydia

A std which only boys name Tom contract

Fucking hell dan you’ve got chlamydia like that Tom bloke

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Depression

A mental health condition in which you are forever happy and never sad

I’m so glad I have depression it’s so good

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Shrewsbury

A town which many of the countries top sex offenders reside

Have you heard of that town called Shrewsbury it’s full of nonces named George Maddox

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Bat

An animal which single handily ruined a year

Fuck off Keith you’re such a bat ruining 2017

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020