Parallelogramshagger's definitions

Condom

Items thy shouldn’t be used on underage boys and girls

Don’t use a condom on them minors

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

George Maddox

A specific sexual position In which both counterparts roll on the floor like slugs

Come on Karen let’s do a George Maddox and roll like slugs baby

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Lewis brown

A bloke who enjoys getting intercourse raw by by anyone with sexually transmitted diseases

Jesus Craig you know you just got fucked by Liam who has a red pancake, you’re such a ‘Lewis brown’

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

A brown

A absolute waste man who shags 6 year olds

Jesus Jerry don’t shag her shes 6 you’ll become a brown

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Depression

A mental health condition in which you are forever happy and never sad

I’m so glad I have depression it’s so good

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Jacob Tom Lewis George

A group of individuals where one of them refuses to Loose their virginity

Look at them lads over there they look just like a Jacob Tom Lewis George group, and that Jacob refuses to loose his virginity

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Chlamydia

A std which only boys name Tom contract

Fucking hell dan you’ve got chlamydia like that Tom bloke

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020