Lewis brown

A bloke who enjoys getting intercourse raw by by anyone with sexually transmitted diseases

Jesus Craig you know you just got fucked by Liam who has a red pancake, you’re such a ‘Lewis brown’

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Depression

A mental health condition in which you are forever happy and never sad

I’m so glad I have depression it’s so good

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Jacob Tom Lewis George

A group of individuals where one of them refuses to Loose their virginity

Look at them lads over there they look just like a Jacob Tom Lewis George group, and that Jacob refuses to loose his virginity

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

OGDEN

A man who enjoys the sweet sweet taste of period blood

Simon licked my out today and I was on my period, he acted like such a Jacob Ogden

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

lewis brown

A male who after receiving oral sex complains that’s was unsatisfied enough.

I gave Darren a blowjob and he complained, he’s such a ‘Lewis brown’

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Jacob ogdenitus

A health condition in which a males penis reverses inside itself

Dude I’ve just been to the doctors and found out I’ve got Jacob ogdenitus, my poor penis is inside out

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Shrewsbury

A town which many of the countries top sex offenders reside

Have you heard of that town called Shrewsbury it’s full of nonces named George Maddox

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020