Parallelogramshagger's definitions

jacob ogden

A person who complains about absolutely everything in life.

I washed my hands and they got wet, I’m such a jacob Ogden

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

lewis brown

A male who after receiving oral sex complains that’s was unsatisfied enough.

I gave Darren a blowjob and he complained, he’s such a ‘Lewis brown’

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

george maddox

A male who likes to receive a good dogging from any living creature

I just got a good dogging from a cow, I’m now a ‘George Maddox’

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

JACOB OGDEN

A complete and utter disappointment who won’t get a girl because he’s still in love with a girl who made him lick her bloody vagina

Look at that bloke a girl is all over him and wants to have sex with him but he’s not doing anything, god he’s such a Jacob Ogden

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Lewis brown

A male who won’t stop smoking weed and enjoys having drinks poured over his head after an eventful night out with they boys

Jesus Stuart you’re so stoned man, and why do you have a drink poured over you and why and you so happy about it, you are acting just like a ‘Lewis brown’

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Lewis brown

A bloke who enjoys getting intercourse raw by by anyone with sexually transmitted diseases

Jesus Craig you know you just got fucked by Liam who has a red pancake, you’re such a ‘Lewis brown’

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

George Maddox

A specific sexual position In which both counterparts roll on the floor like slugs

Come on Karen let’s do a George Maddox and roll like slugs baby

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020