1. A definition on Urban Dictionary that, for some reason, seemed to prompt prepubescent, androgynous children to post hundreds of black and white pictures of themselves wearing too much gaudy makeup with their hair covering half of their faces, and tight black clothing with obscure bands written on the t-shirts.
2. A contest that involves seeing who can get their hair to cover the most of their faces, listen to the most obscure bands, and have the most "friends" on MySpace.
2. A contest that involves seeing who can get their hair to cover the most of their faces, listen to the most obscure bands, and have the most "friends" on MySpace.
Look! A picture of a black/pink-haired 15 year old girl wearing too much makeup, net stockings with a ripped skirt, lip rings, and a t-shirt with an obscure band on it on Urban Dictionary! I wonder if she's "scene" or "emo", and how many friends she has on MySpace!
by One Half March 25, 2006
A badass Libertarian radio talkshow host.
Contrary to popular belief, Neal Boortz is not a Republican. He is often mistaken for one due to his general lack of sympathy for the impoverished and his frequent use of the word "liberal". He is, in fact, a Libertarian, which is the only true political party; the other political parties are pick-and-choosers that become easily mired with propaganda, name-calling, or idiotic non-issues like gay marriage. Boortz is just as likely to rag on stupid Republicans as he is on stupid Democrats.
Neal Boortz reviews the news every day with accuracy, then gives his opinion on the stories with contagious gusto. Doing this helps him to avoid a "slant" which is the buzz word of partisan freaks everywhere. He is usually backed by a guy that calls in every day from Capitol Hill, and he humbly accepts the other side of his arguments, usually provided by Royal and Belinda. He is also good about opening the phone lines and he will talk about anything with his callers from motorcycles and breasts to race and poverty.
One of his big hot-buttons is the so-called "Fair Tax Act". I haven't read the book that he has published on it yet, but many people have, and most of them seem to love it. But most people do love a book that suggests that the IRS be disestablished. I know I would.
All in all, a pretty likable guy that I listen to every day if I can. I wouldn't be sad if he was in the White House.
Contrary to popular belief, Neal Boortz is not a Republican. He is often mistaken for one due to his general lack of sympathy for the impoverished and his frequent use of the word "liberal". He is, in fact, a Libertarian, which is the only true political party; the other political parties are pick-and-choosers that become easily mired with propaganda, name-calling, or idiotic non-issues like gay marriage. Boortz is just as likely to rag on stupid Republicans as he is on stupid Democrats.
Neal Boortz reviews the news every day with accuracy, then gives his opinion on the stories with contagious gusto. Doing this helps him to avoid a "slant" which is the buzz word of partisan freaks everywhere. He is usually backed by a guy that calls in every day from Capitol Hill, and he humbly accepts the other side of his arguments, usually provided by Royal and Belinda. He is also good about opening the phone lines and he will talk about anything with his callers from motorcycles and breasts to race and poverty.
One of his big hot-buttons is the so-called "Fair Tax Act". I haven't read the book that he has published on it yet, but many people have, and most of them seem to love it. But most people do love a book that suggests that the IRS be disestablished. I know I would.
All in all, a pretty likable guy that I listen to every day if I can. I wouldn't be sad if he was in the White House.
I was listening to Neal Boortz today. Most of the people who called in agree with his perspective. Those that didn't were disarmed with facts before they finished stating their little "opinions".
by One Half January 28, 2006
This is the slang name in the card game of spades for when you set your opponent in one hand, then make them lose 100 points for going over on bags in the next. A usual okie doke results in a loss of 150 to 180 points.
We bid 5 tricks, but only took 4, and we already had 8 overbooks. Then on the next hand, we took 2 bags. We lost 150 points in 2 hands. Man, I hate getting the okie doke.
by One Half November 22, 2005
10 rappers that are absolutely unlistenable. Rappers with CDs that shouldn't even be used as frisbees. Can't flow, can barely rhyme, prone to repeat themselves in bars and get rich by pretending to be rich. Or even worse the MCs that just choose slow beats and babble to themselves about nonsense. God knows there are at least a thousand more that deserve to be on this list, so I've tried to pick out the absolute worst. In no particular order:
Project Pat
Silk the Shocker
Master P
Mike Jones
Dem Franchise Boys (take your pick)
Jermaine Dupree
U-God
Praz
Freeway
Young Jeezy
Project Pat
Silk the Shocker
Master P
Mike Jones
Dem Franchise Boys (take your pick)
Jermaine Dupree
U-God
Praz
Freeway
Young Jeezy
Those are the top 10 worst rappers. I know your favorite rapper is probably on there which just makes you a lame. Tell you what. Get your favorite rapper to challenge my favorite rapper to a freestyle battle or a battle on wax and see what happens.
by One Half January 02, 2006
by One Half January 05, 2006
Another terrible rapper from Atlanta...gosh there are so many. This guy is so lame that he bit everything off of Jay-Z from the name to the persona to the lyrics. Jay-Z sometimes calls himself "Young Hova", so this guy bit the "Young" part, and Jay-Z became "Jeezy". So you can probably guess how the rest will turn out.
First, he says "Yeah" all the time biting Lil' Jon who doesn't even rap. "Soul Survivor" is the name of a Pete Rock album. "Guess who's bizzack" is a line from a Jay-Z song.
Second, he doesn't even have his own persona. There must be a million drug-dealer-turned-rappers out there, Jay-Z being the first to really bring it to the mainstream.
Finally, he has a terrible, garbage flow. You hear the first part of one of his bars, and you will be able to guess how the rest of it goes...that is, unless it's a lyric he bit from a Jay-Z song, in which case you won't be able to guess. The only other time you might not be able to guess what he'll say next is when he pulls a DMX and just repeats himself.
Best of all, he says "dayum" or "yeah" after every bar. Funny, MCs used to do that when they said something ill, not rhyming "hell" and "jail" for the millionth time. Next time you listen to a Jeezy song, count how many times he rhymes "chain" and "thang".
First, he says "Yeah" all the time biting Lil' Jon who doesn't even rap. "Soul Survivor" is the name of a Pete Rock album. "Guess who's bizzack" is a line from a Jay-Z song.
Second, he doesn't even have his own persona. There must be a million drug-dealer-turned-rappers out there, Jay-Z being the first to really bring it to the mainstream.
Finally, he has a terrible, garbage flow. You hear the first part of one of his bars, and you will be able to guess how the rest of it goes...that is, unless it's a lyric he bit from a Jay-Z song, in which case you won't be able to guess. The only other time you might not be able to guess what he'll say next is when he pulls a DMX and just repeats himself.
Best of all, he says "dayum" or "yeah" after every bar. Funny, MCs used to do that when they said something ill, not rhyming "hell" and "jail" for the millionth time. Next time you listen to a Jeezy song, count how many times he rhymes "chain" and "thang".
by One Half January 05, 2006
The act of putting a particularly loathsome criminal in a chair and then running enough electricity through the chair to kill it. Other methods include lethal injection, hanging, firing squads, and gas chambers.
An act that should be administered much, MUCH more frequently as it is a great way to curb our nation's problem with jail populations.
Oh and don't even bother telling me that "it costs more to put someone to death than to keep them alive on Death Row for 20 years." No, it doesn't. Let's do the math.
20 years of food and water + court costs and lawyer fees = Lots of money.
1 trial + 1 last meal + 1 bullet = A lot less money.
And what you "economists" don't realize is that we're putting people to death AFTER they've been on Death Row for 20 years! So it doesn't matter which one costs more, because the taxpayers are paying for both.
An act that should be administered much, MUCH more frequently as it is a great way to curb our nation's problem with jail populations.
Oh and don't even bother telling me that "it costs more to put someone to death than to keep them alive on Death Row for 20 years." No, it doesn't. Let's do the math.
20 years of food and water + court costs and lawyer fees = Lots of money.
1 trial + 1 last meal + 1 bullet = A lot less money.
And what you "economists" don't realize is that we're putting people to death AFTER they've been on Death Row for 20 years! So it doesn't matter which one costs more, because the taxpayers are paying for both.
Oh and for the rest of you that say "The Death Penalty is not a deterrent." That's because we don't administer it enough. Start putting all child rapists and murderers to death immediately after the trial, and watch the crime rate drop since most child rapists and murderers are repeat offenders.
by One Half January 07, 2006