bjork

Someone that will beat your ass if you say "Welcome to Bangkok" anywhere near her.

Hapless bystander: Welcome to Bangkok!

Bjork: Gappa-Pdow!!!

by One Half April 8, 2006

bjork

The act of having sex (or generally fooling around) with a copy of oneself; be it robot, clone, simulation, dream, time-travel paradox or otherwise.

The robots bjorked in Björk's video for "All Is Full of Love."

Homer bjorks himself in the Simpsons episode There's Something About Marrying.

I doubt I'd bjork myself if I went back in time; I'm a bit too hairy.

by heyfuture June 5, 2009

bjork

Icelandic singer who also wrote the lyrics to Skyfire's debut album 'Timeless Departure'.

I know that Bjork has lyrical talent through her writing of Skyfire's lyrics, despite never listening to her music.

by Shadow Creator November 21, 2007

bjork

(noun?) the most impossible name (?) in the English (Icelandic? Swedish? Human?) language (?) to (?) pronounce (?!)

Girl 1: Bee jork?
Guy 1: Bwork?
Girl 2: Borrrkkkkk!!!??!
Swedish Chef: Shwspork?!! Spork! Sork! Horkee Hork! Bjork! Bjork! Bjork!

(They all then, explode)

by Tom Kaye January 15, 2010

bjork

To inhabite, or take over someone's office or cubicle

Dude, that guy totally bjorked Kurt's cube!

by gregg3rs February 25, 2011

bjork

The act of puking into your own mouth while burping

During the drinking game Kurt burped loudly then suddenly turned to spit into an empty cup, filling it with vomit. His friends cheered his epic bjork

by bjorkoon January 2, 2014

bjork

Bjork {proper noun}- Icelandic singer with many fans, some of them with other musical interests, namely, actual music. etymology- Icelandic. bjork/ed/ing/(verb intransitive}- Obfuscation of meaning, to make intangible, to hide the true meaning of. bjorky/-ish/ {adj.} to attire with oddments, to wear fashions from another plane of existence.

Bjork's new CD is definetly very much all bjorked up, I can't imagine how bjorky the concert would be.

That new babydyke from East High, came over all bjorky and said, "ooooooooooogieshmafalllalllallla rrrrr~.", so I don't really know if she is doing her part of the project or not- and WHAT is she wearing, a stained bleach bottle?

by dumb tem April 19, 2006