Disarmed 

Having your arm ripped off by an alligator's mouth in the floodwaters of a hurricane, such as Ida.

Man's wife- I didn't kill my husband. It wasn't me, it was the one armed, I mean it was the alligator, whatever. I have an airtight alibi to back that up. I tried to tell that idiot not to go in the high water, but he doesn't pay me any attention, and that's what he gets. Disarmed and dismembered at the same time.

Disarmed by The Original Agahnim September 1, 2021

Disarmenate 

Verb. To remove a weapon or instrument from an opponents hand by removing or crippling one or more limbs.

When he realized he would be unable to injure his opponents body, he decided to disarmenate him so he wouldn't be able to wield a weapon.

Disarmenate by Sent Reglay December 20, 2008

Disarmedbzgtwif 

Some thing cool
When a object, person or item is classified as cool
John thinks that car is Disarmedbzgtwif

Bob thinks apples are Disarmedbzgtwif

Disarmedbzgtwif by Dobbob August 17, 2021

disormed

Disabled and deformed combined.Meaning that you are disabled and deformed.

“You’re a disormed cunt”

disormed by $tickyC@t May 11, 2022