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7-2 (Also known as Seven Deuce in Texas Hold'em) is a hand composed of a 7 and a 2 of different suits. It is the WORST possible starting in Hold'em, as it is composed of two low cards that are unsuited, and the chances of making a straight are slim to none (and slim's on vacation). Anybody should fold this hand right away unless you are playing with some fun rules. An example of that would be a bounty, where if somebody WINS a pot with seven-deuce, everybody at the table has to pay the winner a certain amount.

This has actually been seen played on High Stakes Poker, and Phil Hellmuth forced Mike Matusow fold a pair of kings with an aggressive bet. After he showed everybody he won a pot with seven-deuce, they payed him his bounty.

Antonio Esfandiari claims that this is great for the game, because when somebody makes a big raise, you don't know if they have aces or seven-deuce.
Wow dude, I picked up an extra 8000 for winning a pot with 7-2.

Wow he folded queens and I won the pot with 7-2
7-2 by LiftMySkirtMakeItHurt December 21, 2009
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A hand in poker that is known as the worst starting hand. Usually a hand many people will bluff just to get clout. Sometimes there is an incentive in a game with friends that if you win with 7-2 you'll get an extra set amount from everyone in the game.
And Dave goes all in trying to bluff Josh with 7-2.
The flop has two 7s and a 2. Cory Hemsen shouts "Seven Deuce!!!"
7-2 by Basual Bard Baucus November 27, 2018
7-2 day is a public holiday on the 5th of October celebrated by Aston Villa fans all across the globe.

7-2 day is the anniversary of Aston Villa beating Liverpool 7-2.
I'm just trying to celebrate my birthday and all I keep hearing is 7-2 day jokes; Fucksake Judith
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If you don’t know the song then your just dumb okay?
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