Definitions by Muzza2k
Turkish Spray tan
Dining at a kebab shop and acquiring some form of food poisoning, then defecating on your partners face with the likelihood of having squirting diarrhoea.
The resulting look is similar to that of applying spray tan.
The resulting look is similar to that of applying spray tan.
Girl 1: "You're looking so healthy! Have you been abroad?"
Girl 2: "No, I just got my husband to give me a Turkish spray tan at home. He's on anti-virals now, but at least I look fabulous."
Girl 2: "No, I just got my husband to give me a Turkish spray tan at home. He's on anti-virals now, but at least I look fabulous."
Turkish Spray tan by Muzza2k October 24, 2011
Cock Pocket
1. Slang for Vagina
2. Game involving removing your penis from your pants at a club or bar and placing it in someones pocket. The winner is the one who can cock pocket the longest before the pocket owner notices.
2. Game involving removing your penis from your pants at a club or bar and placing it in someones pocket. The winner is the one who can cock pocket the longest before the pocket owner notices.
1. I want to need to get some cock pocket soon, I'm dry as fuck.
2. This club sucks, but luckily everyones wearing loose trousers so we can have a round of cock pocket.
2. This club sucks, but luckily everyones wearing loose trousers so we can have a round of cock pocket.
Cock Pocket by Muzza2k March 21, 2010
gerck
see also goblin.
Pointy eared Blonde Goblin who excels at lending money, pulling ethnic minority's and geeking at halo. Has tendencies to rub other males legs when they are in close proximity.
Pointy eared Blonde Goblin who excels at lending money, pulling ethnic minority's and geeking at halo. Has tendencies to rub other males legs when they are in close proximity.