Liv Leeson goes to school with me, they use all pronouns (but I’m pretty sure they like they/them the most).
They have a new hair colour each month, and their sense of style is fucking immaculate.
Poor kid goes through a lot, yet somehow Liv always finds a way to ignore it and put others first.
Never have I seen someone so damn pretty, the funny part is that they don’t even try.
I hope they stick around and realize how much people admire them.
Oh yeah, and they like blur. Sick.

Person one: yo, who’s that girl over there?

Person two: oh that’s Liv Leeson , they use they/them pronouns btw

Person one: they seem so cool, do you know them?

Person two: they’re cool asf, if you’re gonna talk to them be friggin nice, they deserve it:)

Liv Leeson by Thisistheonlydefinitioniwrote July 14, 2022

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lerson

Something that some random idiot in the United States texted me asking for in the middle of the night.

Random number: Is this the right lerson?
Me: Who is this?
Random number: This is Tim.
Me: Who are you looking for?
Random number: Caroline.
Me: No, you have the wrong number. Also it's 3:26 am here in South Africa.
Random number: Sorry wrong lerson.

lerson by igotcalled September 2, 2020

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Leetoner

Always fucks up.
Everything he touches turns to shit.
Is usually stoned.
He has a medically diagnosed micro penis.
A complete bell end.

He's fucked up again, he's done a Leetoner.

Leetoner by Gundi Gumnut October 15, 2015

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