leeson

Verb: To go on the lash without any thought or consequence for the morning after.

Feeling a bit rough this morning, I was on the leeson last night!

leeson by thewiggler September 18, 2013

Leeson

A cool person who likes sports and gets called weird

weird funny

You are a leeson

Leeson by Jagh Bardett April 20, 2018

Leeson

A cool person who likes sports and gets called weird by a lot of people
A nice friend who can be annoying but funny

If you are annoying or funny at the same time You are a leeson

Leeson by Jagh Bardett November 15, 2017

Leeson

A very black man with a dick that looks like a melted mcdonalds paper straw

"Damn, I beat it so hard my dick's a leeson!"

Leeson by YouEatAllMyBeansNeega November 23, 2023

Liv Leeson 

Liv Leeson goes to school with me, they use all pronouns (but I’m pretty sure they like they/them the most).
They have a new hair colour each month, and their sense of style is fucking immaculate.
Poor kid goes through a lot, yet somehow Liv always finds a way to ignore it and put others first.
Never have I seen someone so damn pretty, the funny part is that they don’t even try.
I hope they stick around and realize how much people admire them.
Oh yeah, and they like blur. Sick.

Person one: yo, who’s that girl over there?

Person two: oh that’s Liv Leeson , they use they/them pronouns btw

Person one: they seem so cool, do you know them?

Person two: they’re cool asf, if you’re gonna talk to them be friggin nice, they deserve it:)

Liv Leeson by Thisistheonlydefinitioniwrote July 14, 2022

lerson 

Something that some random idiot in the United States texted me asking for in the middle of the night.

Random number: Is this the right lerson?
Me: Who is this?
Random number: This is Tim.
Me: Who are you looking for?
Random number: Caroline.
Me: No, you have the wrong number. Also it's 3:26 am here in South Africa.
Random number: Sorry wrong lerson.

lerson by igotcalled September 2, 2020

Leetoner 

Always fucks up.
Everything he touches turns to shit.
Is usually stoned.
He has a medically diagnosed micro penis.
A complete bell end.

He's fucked up again, he's done a Leetoner.

Leetoner by Gundi Gumnut October 15, 2015