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Verb: To go on the lash without any thought or consequence for the morning after.
Feeling a bit rough this morning, I was on the leeson last night!
leeson by thewiggler September 18, 2013
Words you can keep
A cool person who likes sports and gets called weird
Leeson by Jagh Bardett April 20, 2018
A cool person who likes sports and gets called weird by a lot of people
A nice friend who can be annoying but funny
If you are annoying or funny at the same time You are a leeson
Leeson by Jagh Bardett November 15, 2017
A very black man with a dick that looks like a melted mcdonalds paper straw
"Damn, I beat it so hard my dick's a leeson!"
Leeson by YouEatAllMyBeansNeega November 23, 2023

Liv Leeson 

Liv Leeson goes to school with me, they use all pronouns (but I’m pretty sure they like they/them the most).
They have a new hair colour each month, and their sense of style is fucking immaculate.
Poor kid goes through a lot, yet somehow Liv always finds a way to ignore it and put others first.
Never have I seen someone so damn pretty, the funny part is that they don’t even try.
I hope they stick around and realize how much people admire them.
Oh yeah, and they like blur. Sick.
Person one: yo, who’s that girl over there?

Person two: oh that’s Liv Leeson , they use they/them pronouns btw

Person one: they seem so cool, do you know them?

Person two: they’re cool asf, if you’re gonna talk to them be friggin nice, they deserve it:)
Something that some random idiot in the United States texted me asking for in the middle of the night.
Random number: Is this the right lerson?
Me: Who is this?
Random number: This is Tim.
Me: Who are you looking for?
Random number: Caroline.
Me: No, you have the wrong number. Also it's 3:26 am here in South Africa.
Random number: Sorry wrong lerson.
lerson by igotcalled September 2, 2020

Leetoner 

Always fucks up.
Everything he touches turns to shit.
Is usually stoned.
He has a medically diagnosed micro penis.
A complete bell end.
He's fucked up again, he's done a Leetoner.
Leetoner by Gundi Gumnut October 15, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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