garf

A small white-haired hobbit that has a mental affliction from drinking too many vodka lemonades. May be seen pulling tramps, biting the head off a dead bird, or just plain making a fool.
Gary Leeson.

"Garf's been at the plants again, bloody hobbit"
by Muzza2k April 05, 2005
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abbr. "Garfinkles"

Used to express dissatisfaction, disgust or annoyance.

Originated in Whistler, Canada
That chick was so garf
by CaroN May 04, 2005
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garf. he is rad
garf is rad
by garf January 25, 2004
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an exciting verb meaning to defecate, poop, crap, or evacuate the bowels. it is commonly used in informal situations, such as hangin with the bros. scientifically, it is the proper use of one's garfer.
Alex: Where can I take a dump around here?

Matthew: I garfed back at the cabin. You should take one of the golf-carts there before you ruin that nice swimsuit.
by MattD99999 September 27, 2011
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Garf is associated with the word ledge fashionable sporty an just allround geeza!
Garf, what a fucking ledge
by Dan May 24, 2004
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I'm not a big fan of scarfs, but damn, that is a fucking garf.
by GarfHater December 22, 2009
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It is the male version of a queef. it is a dick fart. if you have it you're probably retarded or incredibly gay.
The queer kid at camp garfed in the locker room.
by garfallday123 November 20, 2010
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