Muzza2k's definitions

Cock Pocket

1. Slang for Vagina

2. Game involving removing your penis from your pants at a club or bar and placing it in someones pocket. The winner is the one who can cock pocket the longest before the pocket owner notices.

1. I want to need to get some cock pocket soon, I'm dry as fuck.

2. This club sucks, but luckily everyones wearing loose trousers so we can have a round of cock pocket.

by Muzza2k March 21, 2010

Turkish Spray tan

Dining at a kebab shop and acquiring some form of food poisoning, then defecating on your partners face with the likelihood of having squirting diarrhoea.
The resulting look is similar to that of applying spray tan.

Girl 1: "You're looking so healthy! Have you been abroad?"
Girl 2: "No, I just got my husband to give me a Turkish spray tan at home. He's on anti-virals now, but at least I look fabulous."

by Muzza2k October 24, 2011

hon

Great genius. inventor of Honthagoras theorem. Sidekick of Ray. Along with Ray and Muzz, could bring about a perfect world.

That honB truly should be president.
What would we be without hon?
that's HONtastic

by Muzza2k April 10, 2005

triflin

The act of making a good pudding, with jelly, sponge, cream and custard.

That bitch is in the kitchen again, triflin up some fine puddins.

by Muzza2k March 21, 2008

FPS

Fudge Packer Syndrome. A common mental state brought on by inserting your penis into too many anal passages.

Mark gercken has come down with FPS boys, i'm afraid he'll have to be kept isolated from men for a few weeks.

by Muzza2k March 10, 2005

suprise

Common misspelling of suRprise. Seriously stop spelling it like this it is stupider than spelling hamster with a p in it.

I suprised my hampster.

by Muzza2k December 14, 2008

garf

A small white-haired hobbit that has a mental affliction from drinking too many vodka lemonades. May be seen pulling tramps, biting the head off a dead bird, or just plain making a fool.

Gary Leeson.

"Garf's been at the plants again, bloody hobbit"

by Muzza2k April 5, 2005