Fudge Packer Syndrome. A common mental state brought on by inserting your penis into too many anal passages.
Mark gercken has come down with FPS boys, i'm afraid he'll have to be kept isolated from men for a few weeks.
by Muzza2k March 10, 2005
Get the FPSmug. by Muzza2k March 21, 2008
Get the triflinmug. A small white-haired hobbit that has a mental affliction from drinking too many vodka lemonades. May be seen pulling tramps, biting the head off a dead bird, or just plain making a fool.
by Muzza2k April 05, 2005
Get the garfmug. 1. Slang for Vagina
2. Game involving removing your penis from your pants at a club or bar and placing it in someones pocket. The winner is the one who can cock pocket the longest before the pocket owner notices.
2. Game involving removing your penis from your pants at a club or bar and placing it in someones pocket. The winner is the one who can cock pocket the longest before the pocket owner notices.
1. I want to need to get some cock pocket soon, I'm dry as fuck.
2. This club sucks, but luckily everyones wearing loose trousers so we can have a round of cock pocket.
2. This club sucks, but luckily everyones wearing loose trousers so we can have a round of cock pocket.
by Muzza2k March 21, 2010
Get the Cock Pocketmug. see also goblin.
Pointy eared Blonde Goblin who excels at lending money, pulling ethnic minority's and geeking at halo. Has tendencies to rub other males legs when they are in close proximity.
Pointy eared Blonde Goblin who excels at lending money, pulling ethnic minority's and geeking at halo. Has tendencies to rub other males legs when they are in close proximity.
1. Wow, is that a real life Gerck? i've only ever seen one in my online dungeons and dragons game.
2. Wow, is that a real life Gerck pulling an ugly black chick? i've only ever thought that was just rumours.
3. Wow, are you rubbing my leg while beating me at halo? you're so gerck!
2. Wow, is that a real life Gerck pulling an ugly black chick? i've only ever thought that was just rumours.
3. Wow, are you rubbing my leg while beating me at halo? you're so gerck!
by Muzza2k April 09, 2005
Get the gerckmug. Great genius. inventor of Honthagoras theorem. Sidekick of Ray. Along with Ray and Muzz, could bring about a perfect world.
by Muzza2k April 10, 2005
Get the honmug. Dining at a kebab shop and acquiring some form of food poisoning, then defecating on your partners face with the likelihood of having squirting diarrhoea.
The resulting look is similar to that of applying spray tan.
The resulting look is similar to that of applying spray tan.
Girl 1: "You're looking so healthy! Have you been abroad?"
Girl 2: "No, I just got my husband to give me a Turkish spray tan at home. He's on anti-virals now, but at least I look fabulous."
Girl 2: "No, I just got my husband to give me a Turkish spray tan at home. He's on anti-virals now, but at least I look fabulous."
by Muzza2k October 24, 2011
Get the Turkish Spray tanmug.