Common misspelling of suRprise. Seriously stop spelling it like this it is stupider than spelling hamster with a p in it.
I suprised my hampster.
A small white-haired hobbit that has a mental affliction from drinking too many vodka lemonades. May be seen pulling tramps, biting the head off a dead bird, or just plain making a fool.
Gary Leeson.
"Garf's been at the plants again, bloody hobbit"
1. Slang for Vagina
2. Game involving removing your penis from your pants at a club or bar and placing it in someones pocket. The winner is the one who can cock pocket the longest before the pocket owner notices.
1. I want to need to get some cock pocket soon, I'm dry as fuck.
2. This club sucks, but luckily everyones wearing loose trousers so we can have a round of cock pocket.
Dining at a kebab shop and acquiring some form of food poisoning, then defecating on your partners face with the likelihood of having squirting diarrhoea.
The resulting look is similar to that of applying spray tan.
Girl 1: "You're looking so healthy! Have you been abroad?"
Girl 2: "No, I just got my husband to give me a Turkish spray tan at home. He's on anti-virals now, but at least I look fabulous."
Buy a
Turkish Spray tan
mug!
see also
goblin.
Pointy eared Blonde Goblin who excels at lending money, pulling ethnic minority's and geeking at halo. Has tendencies to rub other males legs when they are in close proximity.
1. Wow, is that a real life Gerck? i've only ever seen one in my online dungeons and dragons game.
2. Wow, is that a real life Gerck pulling an ugly black chick? i've only ever thought that was just rumours.
3. Wow, are you rubbing my leg while beating me at halo? you're so gerck!
The act of making a good pudding, with jelly, sponge, cream and custard.
That bitch is in the kitchen again, triflin up some fine puddins.
Fudge Packer Syndrome. A common mental state brought on by inserting your penis into too many anal passages.
Mark gercken has come down with FPS boys, i'm afraid he'll have to be kept isolated from men for a few weeks.
