Kris's definitions

da burg

Pittsburgh, PA

Hey, yinz goin' down to da burg an 'at for the Steelers game?

by Kris April 22, 2004

gigantren

really really big -thats all

Kris says, "Damn, Lisa's ass is gigantren!"

by Kris March 19, 2005

B.U.Gs

bugs= Big Underwear Girls

Man that girl is a B.U.G.

by kris April 5, 2005

gayed

The act of bullshit happening to ones self

while playing counter-strike i totally got gayed throught the wall.

by Kris May 13, 2005

Hit Your Knees

1. Telling somebody to suck your dick.

2. Telling somebody to bow to you.

3. The act of proposing marriage.

You better hit your knees, bitch.

by Kris July 27, 2004

Spunkbomb

One of the more horrific items of practical jokery, basically a "liquid filled" used condom thrown at a (soon to be former) friend or preferably an enemy as you would a water balloon. Not Recommended if you want to remain popular, or indeed, alive.

"Well your honour, I stabbed him 40 times as the previous day he got me in the face with a particularly well filled spunkbomb, covering my skin my clothes, and possibly my soul, with foul salty seminal fluid"

by Kris April 6, 2005

cocky white kid

a white kid who thinks he untouchable as long as he's strapped with a cell phone

not the kind of guy for nicole

by Kris January 21, 2005