soberity

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

by Kris September 20, 2003

can I get a piece

A pickup line, commonly used by members of the male gender, suggesting the desire to have sex with the person being asked.

"A piece" is a shortened form of "A piece of ass"

Baby, you lookin' fine. Can I get a piece?

by Kris April 21, 2004

spennyk

n.a lying cheating whore of a boy. He cheats on everyone and will fuck anything that walks. He is a manipulator and will do anything to get in bed with BOYS and girls!
adj.to be a lying cheating whore of a boy.
v. to be manipulated into having sex or making out with a gay guy

"oh look, theres spennyk, he needs to die!"
"That boy is spennykish."
"Damn, girls, I just got spennykayed."

by Kris April 05, 2005

cocky white kid

a white kid who thinks he untouchable as long as he's strapped with a cell phone

not the kind of guy for nicole

by Kris January 21, 2005

in a bish

can be used in a number of ways. most frequently used to say goodbye to someone or as a replacement for words like cool. used in the telford and wrekin area of england

i'll ring u in a bish

by Kris April 15, 2004

mishkin

A thing that programs games.

The mishkin just programmed us some pear shooting guns. I hope it adds the super advanced feature soon.

by Kris January 30, 2004

poo

material propelled from the ass often exceeding mach 1

i once left my poo out in the sun and it shrivelled up and looked like a squirrel and then a bear ate it and died because it was some intense crap contained in there yes corn and all

by Kris March 05, 2004