Kris's definitions

can I get a piece

A pickup line, commonly used by members of the male gender, suggesting the desire to have sex with the person being asked.

"A piece" is a shortened form of "A piece of ass"

Baby, you lookin' fine. Can I get a piece?

by Kris April 21, 2004

in a bish

can be used in a number of ways. most frequently used to say goodbye to someone or as a replacement for words like cool. used in the telford and wrekin area of england

i'll ring u in a bish

by Kris April 15, 2004

P Unit

An awesome rap parody straight out of Princeton.

Did you hear P Unit's new song? It totally trashed 50 cent and G Unit.

by Kris February 3, 2004

de-canadianized

To remove all Canadian references from a motion picture filmed in Canada in order to make you perceive it was filmed in the United States.

Bob: Did you fuzz out the license plates and remove all the "aye"s from that film before it airs on the Lifetime Network?

Lisa: Yes, that film was de-canadianized in post-production already.

by Kris November 25, 2007

fauxternative

Kids who think they are cool and alternative when they are really not, and are just crap at life. These kids tend to sit around having "jam" sessions on their guitars, believe in socialism (when they really have no idea wtf it is), wear black nailpolish and have dreads, but on the inside are little mummy's boys who ain't hardcore. They also probably wear coloured underwear.

"God I was at this guys place the other day, and everyone there was totally fauxternative"

NB/ can be abbreviated to fauxtern

by Kris February 19, 2005

Grandfather clause

When a patron that isn't of legal drinking age enters an establishment before it transitions from restaurant status to bar/club status thus bypassing ID checks at the door.

Geoff: "Grant, let's all go celebrate your birthday at that new establishment and get you really drunk so your girlfriend can take full advantage of you."
Grant: "But my girlfriend isn't legal drinking age yet."
Geoff: "No worries, lets get there early and she can use the grandfather clause."
Grant: "That seems appropriate."
Kris: "People do that."
Nicole: "That makes sense."
Geoff: "I'm sure there's no science to support that."

by Kris May 22, 2011

Brand New

The best Emo band out there. They're the greatest and have amazing lyrics. I love them with all my heart<3

cause we dont believe in filler, baby if I could i'd sit this out..

-Failure by Design-

by kris June 28, 2004