gigantrin

Kris says, "Damn, lisa's ass is gigantrin!"
by Kris May 13, 2005
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P Unit

An awesome rap parody straight out of Princeton.
Did you hear P Unit's new song? It totally trashed 50 cent and G Unit.
by Kris February 03, 2004
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jabungo

Very large obease person. They can sometimes be mistaken for a Jumbo Jet. There are several classes of jabungo sized people:

1. jabungo = obease, large, fat.
2. super jabungo = obease times two.
3. super costco sized jabungo = extremely obease.
Holy crap, that chic is super costco sized jabungo!
by Kris August 24, 2004
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Grandfather clause

When a patron that isn't of legal drinking age enters an establishment before it transitions from restaurant status to bar/club status thus bypassing ID checks at the door.
Geoff: "Grant, let's all go celebrate your birthday at that new establishment and get you really drunk so your girlfriend can take full advantage of you."
Grant: "But my girlfriend isn't legal drinking age yet."
Geoff: "No worries, lets get there early and she can use the grandfather clause."
Grant: "That seems appropriate."
Kris: "People do that."
Nicole: "That makes sense."
Geoff: "I'm sure there's no science to support that."
by Kris May 22, 2011
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fauxternative

Kids who think they are cool and alternative when they are really not, and are just crap at life. These kids tend to sit around having "jam" sessions on their guitars, believe in socialism (when they really have no idea wtf it is), wear black nailpolish and have dreads, but on the inside are little mummy's boys who ain't hardcore. They also probably wear coloured underwear.
"God I was at this guys place the other day, and everyone there was totally fauxternative"

NB/ can be abbreviated to fauxtern
by Kris February 19, 2005
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Commie

Communist. All americans seem to hate them.
"Fucking commies!! kill the commies!"
by kris April 09, 2003
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notch worthy

A man or woman hot enough for a one time only screw.
"Damn she's notch worthy. I'd like to tap that ass, and leave the sloppy seconds for the next guy."
by Kris April 23, 2003
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