awk

abbreviation for awkward.

awk, used in some contexts as a verb, to describe someone's actions in an awkward situation.

"he would rather stay at the party and awk around. he doesn't even know anyone."

by kris March 30, 2005

worm

A nick-name for a man who is not circumsized.

Julie said that guy is a worm.

by kris December 23, 2004

patternosterscroof

the feeling of loving someone so much you'd do anything for them, at all.

none, just gotta feel it to know

by Kris October 19, 2004

numair faraz

A kid who is soo totaly fetch. He's so fetch in fact that he's faraz! He resides in a small snobbish community of La Jolla and he gets all the pussy! He likes Francollis in Fashion Island. He's soo totaly gooch and not a siz. But is pretty agg.

Dude that faraz kid is pretty fetch.

by Kris August 04, 2004

FtM

Female to Male Transexual/Transgendered person.

"WHOA. That persons an FtM?"
"Yeah, he used to be Katie and now he's James..."

by Kris January 13, 2004

soberity

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

by Kris September 20, 2003

Metalux

Quite possibly the hottest girl on the internet today.

www.mpistudios.com/metalux.php

by kris October 24, 2004