Kris's definitions

scroad

when you get your nuts removed and then your empty scrotum is sewed directly to your choad and what once was two now becomes one.

Jon's scroad was so smooth that, from certain angles, it appeared to be a runway for his cock.

by kris August 31, 2003

Pwnd

Pwnd is internet slang. It is based on another popular word "ownd". Power + ownd = pwnd. And that's how you derive pwnd.

"You got pwnd"
"I just pwnd"
"OMG PWN"

by kris September 26, 2004

yellow card

Something you get in soccer if you do something the ref doesnt like. Yellow Card is not a band. yellowcard is a band. Please get this straight. If you are searching for the band in google, do not type in yellow card because it will bring up soccer sites.

Our team racked up the yellow cards this season.

by Kris February 17, 2004

awake

great religious magazine which is distributed by the jehovah's witnesses

by kris October 5, 2003

uci

University of Chinese Immgrants

"what school do you go to?"
"uci"
"you're chinese?"

by Kris April 26, 2004

Nekka

1. An imposing man; One of august persuasion.
2. Being of ample melanin.

Break yoself nekka!

by Kris October 22, 2003

Hit Your Knees

1. Telling somebody to suck your dick.

2. Telling somebody to bow to you.

3. The act of proposing marriage.

You better hit your knees, bitch.

by Kris July 27, 2004