meat spork

another common name for a male penis

He tried to pork Judy with his meat spork.

by Kris August 10, 2004

UB

Stands for Underage Boobies. While it can be used to describe the breasts of an under-18 year old girl, it is usually used to describe a hot under-18 year old girl that usually provokes a look-but-don't-touch reaction. Alternately it can describe a number of teenage girls when used in a blanket description such as "many UB".

Damn, did you see that UB over there?"

"Hey Jim, a whole busload of UB came into work today for 'Take Your Daughters To Work Day'"

by Kris February 05, 2004

coquette

a woman whom involves herself with a man without hopes long long term results; slut; flirt

That coquette is such a dick-tease.

by Kris April 22, 2003

Fartish

1) Resembles a Fart
2) Fart like
3) Stupid and Old
4) Old fart like

"That shirt is fartish!"
"She is a fartish person!"
"Now, don't be fartish."

by Kris April 05, 2005

Sunken

To be intoxicated.
Drunk.
Wasted.
Smashed.

"Dude, no way he's getting home sunk like that."

by Kris June 25, 2004

watchtower

great magazine

by kris October 05, 2003

Abercrombie Zombie

One of the many (millions) of clones and mindless copies of one another who can't think for themselves, so they shop at Abercrombie & Fitch in order to try and give meaning to their empty lives. What they need is to be able to make their own decisions, based on what they really like and need, not what they think that people will like them for.

Abercrombie Zombies should be destroyed.

by Kris April 24, 2003