Kris's definitions

soberity

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

by Kris September 20, 2003

iyamyas

Acronym: If you ain't maintenence, you ain't shit.

Dude, I tagged IYAMYAS on the ammo guy's truck!

by Kris December 2, 2004

Windows

An operating system that is quite easy to install and use. Crashes more often than not ('98 does anyway), but is generally a nice OS for people who want to use a computer AND have a life outside of the house at the same time.

Windows just crashed so I threw my PC out of the window.

by Kris November 4, 2003

numair faraz

A kid who is soo totaly fetch. He's so fetch in fact that he's faraz! He resides in a small snobbish community of La Jolla and he gets all the pussy! He likes Francollis in Fashion Island. He's soo totaly gooch and not a siz. But is pretty agg.

Dude that faraz kid is pretty fetch.

by Kris August 3, 2004

KobyRose

n. Any awesome female who holds the leash around Kris's soul and goes by the cyber-alias "Jewels."

"Jewels owns me."

by Kris June 26, 2004

hoo hah

Female genitalia; pussy

My hoo hah's sore after last night.

by Kris December 4, 2003

fefe dobson

a female singer who is out trying to make it in the world of music dominated by corporations backing today's leading pop singers. mistaken for a pouser, fefe is just your average girl placed in an extraordinary situation and is coming out on the better end.

um... winging it here but def. better than most music i hear under this genre.

by kris July 2, 2004