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Grandfather clause

When a patron that isn't of legal drinking age enters an establishment before it transitions from restaurant status to bar/club status thus bypassing ID checks at the door.
Geoff: "Grant, let's all go celebrate your birthday at that new establishment and get you really drunk so your girlfriend can take full advantage of you."
Grant: "But my girlfriend isn't legal drinking age yet."
Geoff: "No worries, lets get there early and she can use the grandfather clause."
Grant: "That seems appropriate."
Kris: "People do that."
Nicole: "That makes sense."
Geoff: "I'm sure there's no science to support that."
Grandfather clause by Kris May 22, 2011

de-canadianized

To remove all Canadian references from a motion picture filmed in Canada in order to make you perceive it was filmed in the United States.
Bob: Did you fuzz out the license plates and remove all the "aye"s from that film before it airs on the Lifetime Network?

Lisa: Yes, that film was de-canadianized in post-production already.
de-canadianized by Kris November 25, 2007
oh fuck it. oh forget it. whatever. fuck off. noone knows/cares. im demented.
Person 1: I'm konfuked.(look up term), Person2: AHFT. nevermind
Ahft by Kris August 17, 2006

tramp stamp

Can be used to describe either a tattoo above a chicks ass or a hickey depending on which part of the U.S. you are in.
i.e. You can see her tramp stamp, her bikini bottoms are so low.

or

She went out with her ex and got a tramp stamp.
tramp stamp by Kris June 18, 2006
Yo, pass the alcone, I want to get smashed.
alcone by Kris September 10, 2005
The act of bullshit happening to ones self
while playing counter-strike i totally got gayed throught the wall.
gayed by Kris May 13, 2005
Kris says, "Damn, lisa's ass is gigantrin!"
gigantrin by Kris May 13, 2005