JH 's definitions

LFK

Little-Fat-Kid. A tubby little child who will grow up to be a Fatty. Also referred to by hot MILFS as a "Gordo".

That LFK has to weigh 200 pounds, and he's only 7 years old. Come here Gordo!!

by JH March 12, 2003

Lappy

Nickname of Los Angeles Kings forward Ian Laperriere. Can refer to anyone who likes to fight, talk shit, push people around, or has a horribly disfigured broken nose.

by JH March 14, 2003

scone

Anything that is lo-class, or cheap. An item of little importance or relevance. Slang for any common pastry as used by those of little intelligence

I hate when our cheap company has quarterly receptions, all they serve are those damn scones. Take this scone and shove it fatty.

by JH March 12, 2003

Calamaris

Used as the plural for calamari. It is used while a person is enjoying more then one calamari at one time. it is widely used overseas by Lebanese French men.

Marcie is enjoying her calamaris.

by JH May 6, 2003

Jorge B. Aguilar

JORGE
A super sexy hot man. Wonderful... He is like a GOD!!!

Jorge Aguilar makes my pussy sooooo wet!

by JH March 7, 2005

doik

a foolish, nerdy person who tries too hard.

what a doik

by jh January 13, 2004

girt

large, great. (dialect, dorset uk)

- girt big donkey dick
- girt smelly cheese

by jh January 3, 2004